@LeTans is my dream girl…and not just because she has a duck and in some Asian countries, would be considered rich due to said duck, because asians love eating duck, but because she’s an interesting, talented, creature who documents her naked and half naked with her duck, in what is semi obscure, but fully amazing, especially to someone like me who is so bored of everyone being a photographer or model on the fucking internet because they have an instagram, I like when good ones fall through the cracks, when they stand out with all this fucking noise…but then again, maybe I just like the duck..I’m pretty easy to convince… Via LeTans.com The post Le Tans and her Duck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kanye West Jumps In Duck Pond Following Surprise Performance In Armenia Gotta love Yeezy for his spontaneity ! On his last night in Armenia with Kimmy Cakes and her family Ye organized a last minute performance. The concert was planned around 9pm Sunday, with Ye going live around 1:20 AM Armenian time. He got a little carried away and ended up jumping into the “swan lake”/duck pond and a number of fans quickly followed suit. Of course Kimmy Cakes documented the whole thing on Instagram. Proud wife and proud Armenian. Hit the flip for some photos of Kim and the fam visiting their ancestral home on Saturday. SplashNews/Instagram
Damn, we know ole boy is kicking himself right now!! Aflac Inc. said Monday it has fired Gilbert Gottfried, the abrasive voice of the insurer’s quacking duck in the U.S., after the comedian posted a string of mocking jokes about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan on Twitter over the weekend. The tasteless tweets are particularly problematic for Aflac because it does 75 percent of its business in Japan. One in four homes in Japan buys health insurance from Aflac. The insurer’s CEO, Daniel Amos, flew to Japan on Sunday to show support for the company’s employees and agents. Aflac said in a statement Monday that Gottfried’s jokes do not represent the feelings of the company, which previously announced it would donate 100 million yen ($1.2 million) to the International Red Cross to help with disaster assistance. “There is no place for anything but compassion and concern during these difficult times,” Chief Marketing Officer Michael Zuna said. The tweets in question were removed from Gottfried’s Twitter feed Monday after Aflac announced it would stop working with the comedian. Gottfried has voiced the duck in numerous Aflac commercials since 2000. His career includes a run as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live” and a role as the voice of the parrot in Disney’s “Aladdin.” He has also recorded a 50-minute show of dirty jokes. The insurer said it will start a casting search for his replacement. The company also noted that Gottfried is not the voice of the duck in Japan. Aflac’s mascot has a softer, sweeter voice in Japanese commercials. Aflac is gearing up for an influx of claims in the wake of the disaster, though it expects only a minimal financial impact to total results. The company, which has been doing business in Japan since 1974, said less than 5 percent of Aflac Japan’s new sales and in-force premiums come from the hard-hit Iwate, Miyagi and Fukushima prefectures there. Poor Thang. Source
Train your duck to be the best racing duck on the circuit! I don't think we posted any games last Friday, so here's a quality one to make up for it. View
Filed under: Jersey Shore “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki hopped in front of the green screen on WPIX this morning and proved that reading the weather is only slightly easier than answering the duck phone.
