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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Hot New Breed Of Generic Crap Music

Posted on February 1, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld . It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again. » view all 11 photos

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Dude Woos Selena Gomez, Cites Break-Up with Justin Bieber

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have not broken up. We write about their relationship for a living and we’d know if this were the case. Also, your eardrums would be bleeding from the collective teenage girl scream being let out right about now. But some guy has taken to YouTube and claimed the couple is no longer because Selena caught Justin texting ex-girlfriend Jasmine Villegas . That would be a reasonable cause for a split, no doubt – and this guy runs with it below in order to make his pitch to Gomez. We somehow doubt she’ll be buying… Wooing Selena Gomez

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Autotune Jihadis Assault America’s Eardrums with Terrible Hip-Hop Songs [Terror]

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Al Qaeda’s latest diabolical plot: an assault on America’s eardrums. The weapon with which it plans to do this: autotune. A pair of hip-hop jihadis—including Alabama-born convert Omar Hammami —released hot new English-language tracks on terrorist websites this week. More

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Puppy Takes a Sh*t on Live Talk Show

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

CULTURE BUZZ : Adorable puppy plops out a hot steaming turd right on the desk of a roundtable talk show. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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A Ticket For The Drama

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don't care what country you are in, this type of reaction to getting a ticket from the police is not going to help you at all. (lower your speaker volume a bit to keep your eardrums from bursting). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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