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Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Here’s the beard of my friend Jake Gyllenhaal …the dandiest pansy dancing like a stripper for a bunch of dudes around…Emily Didonato, a model who is taking advantage of his rich kid brat turned celebrity thanks to his dad but more importantly, his homosexuality, by linking herself up with him, so the media talk and when the media talk, she becomes a celebrity too. It’s all a fucking lie, but the only thing that’s real, or at least that feels real, or at least that I can pretend is real is that she’s half naked in these pics, whether she’s photoshopped or not….it’s good enough for me, but then again, I have no standards.

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Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Here’s the beard of my friend Jake Gyllenhaal …the dandiest pansy dancing like a stripper for a bunch of dudes around…Emily Didonato, a model who is taking advantage of his rich kid brat turned celebrity thanks to his dad but more importantly, his homosexuality, by linking herself up with him, so the media talk and when the media talk, she becomes a celebrity too. It’s all a fucking lie, but the only thing that’s real, or at least that feels real, or at least that I can pretend is real is that she’s half naked in these pics, whether she’s photoshopped or not….it’s good enough for me, but then again, I have no standards.

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Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal. But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work. I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes. Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal. But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work. I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes. Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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Emily Didonato Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job. I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like. Here are the pics.

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Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan… To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know if this is some model war shit…you know where they are pinned up against each other dressed in some lingerie under some sophisticated outfits they are being classic sexy in….in efforts to show off who is more sexy and who is the better one for the public’s affection….but I do know it is shot by Terry Richardson and is starring Emily Didonato a model I don’t think I’ve ever heard of and Lily Aldridge the Victoria’s Secret angel who used to do Tampax ads….but more importantly…I know they are battling…even if it is unofficial…and I know they are both lookin at these pics…trying to figure out who looks better….cuz girls are catty and competitive…and I guess that’s a good thing…cuz it makes them try harder…and as far as I’m concerned…they both look good to me.

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Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day

Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this amazing Emily DiDonato comes up and they use her to fill their quota on American employees in order to get their tax credits….which is a good thing cuz it has lead to her getting naked for Allure….looking pretty lovely as far as I’m concerned….

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Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day