This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you… So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right… 1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape 2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on… 3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future… 4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties… 5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick…. 6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid… 7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to… GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW The post 7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Wants Fresh Cookies and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Shot 7 Times Outside a Gay Club in Australia Because Gun Laws..and Muslim Extremists… Drunk as Fuck Girl in Vegas… High School Kid Fight… Women Beats Girls Cuz They Classy Powerline Chilling Woman Falls in a Well First Person Shoot Out Beer VS Truck Detroit What? The post Woman Wants Fresh Cookies and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show that made this guy famous. I do remember his wife, the slutty neighbor on Will and Grace, because it was the 90s, and the 90s are a horrible fucking place where I didn’t have internet but I did have TV and I did change the channel every time that shit came on… I did see him in some other movie, and figured that watching him drink Whiskey for 45 minutes…for a Whiskey company that paid him millions…and here I am promoting it for free… The post 45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Michael Jordan Being Greedy By Charging So Much For His Shoes? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Even if you’re not a sneaker head, you’ve probably noticed the hysteria that tends to breaks loose every time a new shoe from Michael Jordan‘s…

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Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So every time I leave my house, that isn’t really a house, but that is technically a house, because I’m not actually homeless, even though I look and smell homeless, I see a mom in leggings, yoga pants, fitness shorts…and it reminds me that some girls just don’t ever want to grow up…they want to ride that sex appeal they had into the motherfucking ground…. SO to celebrate that movement…that I think is funny more than anything… Here’s Ruth Wilson side tit….like she was 25… MORE HERE And Salma Hayek in a See Through Shirt…like she was 25…. MORE HERE And soem Jennifer Lopez…in a tight dress… MORE HERE Even though they are both…not 25…..and more likely pushing 100… The post Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .