I saw Ron Jeremy the other day…he’s a nice dude, but he was not nearly as great as he is in this Wrecking Ball video that someone recreated starring Ron Jeremy, even though Wrecking Ball parodies have been done, and this is a little late to the game, it’s safe to say, when you throw Ron Jeremy into the mix, shit stays perfectly ridiculous, and amazing…even totally next level…Solid.
UFC girls Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste, who thanks to the UFC are pretty famous, at least for dudes with Faux Hawks and cheesy as fuck t-shirts, who like to wrestle their friends as a past time, at least when they aren’t watching other dudes wrestle…making these girls the chicks thrown into a gang bang to make it not as gay as it clearly is, because gay is the last thing dudes into dudes rolling around all pressed up against each other, want to think about…because it would make the hard on they have too confusing for them… That said…Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are body painted, something that would be hot if they didn’t have implants that act as an internal, built in bra…nipple covers and more importantly a thong… Meaning, body painting is a scam, these whores are still clothed….if there’s no labia it don’t matter.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous… But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.
Katy Perry did GQ despite being old and tired she still has some tits…and in this world…proven by Katy Perry…the beacon of bad face and big tits…tits is all that matters…because why else would her shitty music pollute my fucking brain every fucking day I leave my fucking house…music partially responsible for me being a creepy reclusive weirdo who can’t adapt to a society that celebrates this kind of smut… But I will say, this is one of her better shoots.
In case you couldn’t tell from all those backyard bikini pictures , Joanna Krupa really likes posing for the paparazzi, which is definitely a good thing for all of us. Especially when she gets her hot friends involved. So here she is with her fellow former Real Housewife Gretchen Rossi and a third hot cougar leaving lunch at a restaurant in LA and doing the Charlie’s Angels pose for the paps. And as long as they’re reenacting classic TV shows for the cameras, how about taking things back to Joanna’s pool? I never really watched Charlie’s Angels , but was there ever an episode where they all made out with each other in bikinis? » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com