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G Hannelius Bikini Disney Girl of the Day

G Hannelius is a 18 year old Disney Kid…who’s like all Disney Kids sings and acts and all that bullshit. Her name isn’t entirely G Hannelius, tha’s more of her stage name or what she goes by because her parents probably found it cute when they sold her to the Disney people in exchange for them not pressing charges against any sexual misconduct or abuse, as you know execs who think they are untouchable that work at Disney Channel…are execs you may want to avoid….I don’t trust any grown man into Children programming and I always wonder about Elementary School teachers who are male and not gay…they must perverts… Her real name is Genevieve, but I guess G is way cooler….it’s more street, more playful, but reads more like a terminal disease or new strain of bacteria I’ve read about on my various internet journeys into hypochondria – hoping that my wife is the dying one and not me – but symptom checking from always feeling like shit…it’s an overall blanket sensation I’ve had forever and learning it could be from whores and their mucus membrames smearing n my mouth…or strippers or even that old lady at the grocery store I saw pick her nose and smear it on her cart that some poor bastard was bound to grab….you know…GERMS are everywhere and most sound like “G Hannelius”… Point being, STDs aside, she’s in a bikini, she’s Disney Kid, she’s doing the Disney Kid half naked marketing tactics, and I am all for it…keep stripping down girl… As a side note, I love reading these WIKIPEDIA’s where they say that “G moved to LA at 10 years old to pursue her acting career”….bitch please..her parents saw dollar signs everytime they changed her diaper or she made someone laugh at a family function and SOLD her off…after training her how to be a crowd pleaser….and here she is starting to crowd please…

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Poor Thang: Virginia Man Puts 27,000 Miles On Car In 6 Months By Making Daily 7 Hour Commute To Work

Jesus take the wheel… Virginia Man Drives 7 Hours To And From Work Every Day A Virginia man is making national headlines for his hellish commute to work in Washington D.C. every day that rounds up to nearly 7 hours by car and by subway. WTVR reports: Next time you’re stuck in rush hour traffic and your blood pressure starts to rise, take a breath and think of Thurmond Alford. Alford lives in Chesterfield County, but works at the U.S. Department of Justice in Washington, D.C. That calls for a 3½-hour commute of more than 120 miles. And that’s just one way. Alford said he’s put 27,000 miles on his 2014 Mazda 6 in just seven months, and he only drives part of the way before hitching a carpool ride and taking the D.C. Metro. “If I make all the right connections at all the right times, it’s 3½ hours,” Alford said. “I literally go through 11 counties, cross four rivers and three major cities.” Alford’s commute is so hellish he was chosen last month by Washington radio station WTOP 103.5 FM as the winner of its “Commuter Idle,” a contest for “listeners experiencing the daily horrors of commuting in and around Washington,” the station said. As a prize, Alford got a limo ride to and from work one day and $1,000 for gas. Alford, 44, is surprisingly upbeat for someone who has been on the road seven hours a day for 12 years. “Everybody has a monkey on their back– an issue they have to deal with,” he said. “My issue is my commute, and I accept it.” Sheesh would you drive make that trek to work EVERY DAY??? That sounds like a helluva headache.

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Beautifully Coupled Up: YG & His Tatted Up Girlfriend Catelyn Pose For A Holiday Photo At A Family Function

Wait, was this taken in the ’90s ??? YG And His Girlfriend Pose For A Picture Unbeknownst to many rapper YG is happily booed up with an inked and tatted beauty named Catelyn Sparks. The West Coast rapper and his girlfriend who’s a makeup artist, recently attended a family function and posed for a vintage style holiday pic.   And yes, for all those wondering Caetlyn confirmed that the picture was indeed taken at someone’s house and not at a strip mall photo booth.   LOL! What do YOU think about YG and his longtime lady love??? Beautifully coupled up or nah??? AllWestEverything

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Beautifully Coupled Up: YG & His Tatted Up Girlfriend Catelyn Pose For A Holiday Photo At A Family Function

10 Tips On Not Acting A Fool At A Funeral

It seems that one of the most difficult emotions for black folks to deal with is grief. Maybe it’s culturally engrained in us that crying or admitting we’re upset is a sign of weakness, or maybe we assume we have to “turn up” whenever we’re in the company of family and friends. But this idea of not being able to attend a family function without getting an arrest record is not funny or just “the way we do”, it’s sad. More than that, it’s disrespectful not only to the living, but to the deceased person’s memory. Here are a few tips on how to make through a funeral without acting a fool. MORE….

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Pat Houston Gets Restraining Order Against Nick Gordon

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The drama is real in the Houston family. After months of verbal threats and one physical altercation at a family function, Whitney Houston’s former manager…

Pat Houston Gets Restraining Order Against Nick Gordon

Kellan Lutz on Underwear Ads: What Will My Mom Think?

Kellan Lutz has every reason to be proud of his body. Seriously, look at that thing . But the actor admits he was a bit hesitant to bare almost everything for a recent Calvin Klein underwear campaign. The reason? “Now my nude ass is going to be all over billboards, we’ll see what my mother thinks,” he joked to Us Weekly about the shoot. Not only is it true that the Twilight Saga star appears nearly naked (alongside True Blood star Mehcad Brooks, Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese athlete Hidetoshi Nakata) in the ads… but they’ll be officially released in 3D on March 1. While he might be a bit embarrassed at the next family function, Lutz is the perfect shill for Calvin Klein. Again, just look at the guy’s body. And now listen to him talk about the garments. “You know I’ve done other fittings where you have to wear underwear and you’re kind of uncomfortable because they look funny or it doesn’t fit well. That’s the difference with Calvin Klein. They fit great, they’re snug and they hold everything in and you look good,” he said. Point taken, but let’s be real: Kellan would look good in a Snuggie.

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