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Irina Shayk fun Cleavage at the Oscars of the Day

Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk fun Cleavage at the Oscars of the Day

Natalie Portman Sexes it Up for Miss Dior of the Day

Not all things that get you off need to be throat fucking porn…sometimes they can be romantic, elegant, lovely campaigns that are far less smutty and disgusting than what you are used to…but that star Natalie Portman, the Jewish dream girl…cuz it gives hope to Jewish guys everywhere that they will find a girl that looks like this….the Star Wars love interest all the fanboys pretend to marry….even though she’s married to some ballerina….who I am not all that much of a fan of, but figure she’s ok…better than most of these hollywood trollops and you know what…..it’s a nice change of pace…this campaign works for me and my perversions….

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Fanboy or Fascist?

“What the box office success of the re-released Special Editions told Hollywood is that the only way to create another global phenomenon is to make a new STAR WARS movie. 1997 was the start of the modern-day fanboy/geek culture that now runs Hollywood. Fanboy culture (Comic-Con, Harry Potter, Twilight , The Hunger Games, The Lord of the Rings , J.J. Abrams, Joss Whedon, Marvel comics, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Glee , Aint-It-Cool-News, Attack of the Show ) is a groupthink mentality that claims to be democratic, what with its we-know-what’s-best-because-we’re-fans ethic, but is really pop culture fascism. And it’s the fans’ demand (remember, fan is short for fanatic), that led to Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace — the most hyped (and possibly most reviled) blockbuster in movie history.” [ Some Came Running ]

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REVIEW: With Resident Evil: Afterlife, There’s Not Much Thrilla Left in Milla

Sorry to disappoint the fanboys, but this is the first film in the Resident Evil series in which Milla Jovovich neither begins nor ends the movie stark naked. That said, her skintight ass-kicking ninja outfit doesn’t exactly leave much to the imagination, and her most sensual features — her feline eyes and liquid mouth — are as available and expressive as ever. For the fourth consecutive film in the franchise, she’s a whirling, swirling, zombie-killing baby doll, and remains the only reason to visit Paul W.S. Anderson’s dopily grim dystopia. It’s a fact that Anderson tacitly acknowledges in the film’s opening scene, populating the screen with dozens of careening Jovovich clones.

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REVIEW: With Resident Evil: Afterlife, There’s Not Much Thrilla Left in Milla

How Fanboys See Operating Systems

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Even God Used Earthly Scribes to Write the Bible

I have to admit, I wasn't taking Sarah Palin's book very seriously. Then I read this review comparing it to The Bible. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

The Secret Life of My Little Pony Fanboys

Whatever you do, DON'T Google your old friends, ever. Unless of course, you don't find this kind of stuff creepy. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment