It’s been fun Elle Fanning! Now let Dakota to show you how it’s done. Ever since Elle turned 18 this year I feel like we’ve forsaken 22-year-old big sis Dakota, and I’m just glad to see that she’s tearing up Paris Fashion Week in a sexy lace dress!… read more
Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape ). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m really losing interest in this Fanning. As I said before Dakota is the prettier one and Elle is the cute one, but as you can see she is losing her cuteness. It’s time for her to get that doughy body in shape and work on the sexy otherwise she will be facing a total lack of Tuna exposure. So let this be a warning. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I think I’ve heard one of Charli XCX ‘s songs and I’m pretty sure she sounds like Katy Perry on meth. She kinda looks like Katy Perry on meth too. I know for a fact, I’d make her take a shower before going south on her. I have a rule when it comes to dirty looking chicks; no Dove, no love. Anyway, here she is at SoBe event. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Dakota Fanning looking like a princess at the Brimstone Premiere. It’s of my opinion that between her and her sister Elle, Dakota is the better looking Fanning, but that could change based on who is willing to sleep with me first. So come on ladies, let’s settle this dispute. I’ll be in my mom’s basement if you want to find me. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Don’t get me wrong, Elle Fanning in workout clothing is sexy. That is not in question. The only question running through my head is what kind of gym does Elle Fanning go to that allows her to wear flip-flops when working out? … read more
Since Elle Fanning is playing a model in her new movie, I guess someone decided it would be “fun” and “clever” to get her to model for a fashion magazine. But then they went and ruined it by getting all artsy with the pictures. It’s like they don’t even know what high-fashion modeling is all about: giving perverts like you and me a raging pants fire via the Internet. Shame.
I’ve always thought that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, I’ve just been waiting for her to finally bust it out with a beach trip, or red carpet wardrobe malfunction, or series of dirty Snapchats. You know, all the classic moves. But instead, here she is at the premiere of her sister’s new movie The Neon Demon in LA looking like she could use some sun and modeling lessons. Luckily, I can provide both in my mom’s backyard. All Dakota has to bring is her swimsuit birthday suit and a willingness to learn. Photos: WENN.com
I’d like to officially apologize to Ashley Benson for not believing she was actually a “real” model these days and not just another one of those Instagram wannabes. Because here’s the former actress-turned-model on the cover of Health Magazine , and that totally sounds like a real publication I’ve heard of before and not something somebody made up just to get Ashley to pose for them in a bikini… Speaking of which, if Ashley doesn’t have anything lined up next, I’d love to book her for a Tuna Lingerie Weekly shoot.