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Freak-Nasty Five Finger Discount: Woman Gets Popped Swiping Adult Goodies From The Mall

What’s wrong with just using your hand? It’s free after all… Woman Caught Stealing Sex Toys, Aides From Spencer Gifts What does she have to steal these things for? People are practically tossing them around these days. Via TheSmokingGun : This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store. Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege. Mall security subsequently detained Farmer and handcuffed the teenager when she fought with them and tried to flee. When police searched Farmer’s purse, they recovered the Spencer’s merchandise, as well as a bra and two pairs of underwear apparently stolen from a Victoria’s Secret location in the WestGate mall in Spartanburg. Seen in the above mug shot, Farmer was charged with shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count (she was released from custody last night). Ladies, if you still have to steal from the mall to get sexy for a fella, he’s probably too broke for you to be giving the goodies to anyway. Just think…”What Would Kim Kardashian Do?” TheSmokingGun

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Shay Mitchell’s Pumpkin Porn of the Day

It’s pumpkin patch season which is code for Los Angeles girls of all levels of fame going to the pumpkin patch as part of a PR campaign, to choose their Halloween pumpkin, because either the Farmer’s Market pays them to do it, or they just really feel the need to hand pick their pumpkins instead of trusting their assistants to do it….and since the paparazzi camp out there – it gets well documented…and one of the many Pumpkin patch stunts is the pumpkin titties – that Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, who despite not being household, is famous as fuck with the under 20s…is demonstrating… I feel like you can masturbate to this, because you can masturbate to anything. You’re a masturbting hero…

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Shay Mitchell’s Pumpkin Porn of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to instagram and they are lovely, even if totally expected, because her body makes her millions, it is totally fucking fit, and why the fuck wouldn’t she be showing it off to people, since it is all we want or expect of her….I mean seeing her fully clothed would be like a chef feeding a dinner party a fucking can of beans for dinner…. I am a fan, it is just unfortunate she’s not the farmer’s daughter in South Africa fucking the hired hands, because when she was, she was probably a hell of a lot easier to have sex with, but also a hell of a lot more at risk for HIV….thanks South Africa AIDS statistics for that….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to instagram and they are lovely, even if totally expected, because her body makes her millions, it is totally fucking fit, and why the fuck wouldn’t she be showing it off to people, since it is all we want or expect of her….I mean seeing her fully clothed would be like a chef feeding a dinner party a fucking can of beans for dinner…. I am a fan, it is just unfortunate she’s not the farmer’s daughter in South Africa fucking the hired hands, because when she was, she was probably a hell of a lot easier to have sex with, but also a hell of a lot more at risk for HIV….thanks South Africa AIDS statistics for that….

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Matt Farmer Booted from American Idol for BS War Story

So much for Matt Farmer being crowned the American Idol Season 12 champion. Following a successful audition in Long Beach, Farmer has come out and admitted that he’s one giant liar. That whole tale he told? About being injured in an IED explosion in Iraq? And being diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury? And how the medication he was assigned would supposedly make him sterile, until he ended up fathering a daughter named Cadence who joined him in front of the judges? LIE, LIE, LIE. Matt Farmer American Idol Audition “It was ALL lies,” Farmer admitted to GuardianOfValor.com. “I in fact HAVE lied since a younger age and had a problem with it… “I am EXTREAMLY remorseful and VERY upset that I allowed myself to take from the hard work of the guys that i was deployed with among others. To think that I would go on a national TV show and get away with continuing a lie so big, and so deeply imbedded in my lfe [sic] and brain … Is rediculous [sic]. “Hindsight is always 20/20 … To EVERYONE but more importantly the men I served with, I AM DEEPLY REGRETFUL AND SORRY … I at no time was a sniper, was never deployed to Afghanistan, did a single tour in Iraq, and was never at any time hit or wounded by an IED” Farmer, as you might expect, has been booted from the competition. So that’s one fewer person early favorites such as Ja’Bria Barber and Seretha Guinn need to worry about.

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Matt Farmer Booted from American Idol for BS War Story

Matt Farmer Booted from American Idol for BS War Story

So much for Matt Farmer being crowned the American Idol Season 12 champion. Following a successful audition in Long Beach, Farmer has come out and admitted that he’s one giant liar. That whole tale he told? About being injured in an IED explosion in Iraq? And being diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury? And how the medication he was assigned would supposedly make him sterile, until he ended up fathering a daughter named Cadence who joined him in front of the judges? LIE, LIE, LIE. Matt Farmer American Idol Audition “It was ALL lies,” Farmer admitted to GuardianOfValor.com. “I in fact HAVE lied since a younger age and had a problem with it… “I am EXTREAMLY remorseful and VERY upset that I allowed myself to take from the hard work of the guys that i was deployed with among others. To think that I would go on a national TV show and get away with continuing a lie so big, and so deeply imbedded in my lfe [sic] and brain … Is rediculous [sic]. “Hindsight is always 20/20 … To EVERYONE but more importantly the men I served with, I AM DEEPLY REGRETFUL AND SORRY … I at no time was a sniper, was never deployed to Afghanistan, did a single tour in Iraq, and was never at any time hit or wounded by an IED” Farmer, as you might expect, has been booted from the competition. So that’s one fewer person early favorites such as Ja’Bria Barber and Seretha Guinn need to worry about.

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Dina Manzo: Separated Since October!

Dina Manzo stunned the world on Saturday… or at least those in the world that believed she and husband Tommy Manzo were meant to be together forever. Indeed, the former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members dropped a bomb on Twitter, posting the following message to fans: “My secret…I have been separated since October, my heart hurts but Tommy & I will always share a very special love. So grateful for the support of my loved ones during this time, especially my spiritual friends. You know who u are xoxo.” The couple exchanged vows in 2005 in an extravagant wedding that was featured on the VH1 program, My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding . Since exiting The Real Housewives of New Jersey , Manzo has gone on to design party spaces on HGTV’s Dina’s Party . Dina adds that Tommy and Lexi – her 17-year old daughter with ex-husband George Hadjiapostoli – “will remain close.”

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So God Made a Farmer Super Bowl Ad: Weird or Wonderful?

There was a blackout , a nearly incredible comeback and a controversial VW ad some consider racist. But the impression many viewers were left with following XLVII was an unusual commercial that aired in the fourth quarter for Dodge Ram. It lasted two minutes and it featured Paul Harvey intoning that God needed “somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board…” so He made a farmer. God Made a Farmer Super Bowl Commercial Using the Big Guy Upstairs to sell an automobile? It’s no wonder this spot continues to make headlines and generate buzz. What do you think of the Dodge Ram commercial?   Very cool! Very weird! View Poll »

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Late Night: The Truth about GM Crops, Farmer to Farmer

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I came across this video in the twitterverse and wanted to share it because it gives you a good idea of what is involved in actually using GM seed and the (hoocoodanode!?) consequences. Farmer to Farmer. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Firedoglake Discovery Date : 27/06/2011 05:00 Number of articles : 2

Late Night: The Truth about GM Crops, Farmer to Farmer

Solving the Smashed Tomatoes Problem, Crowdsourcing the Perfect Shopping Bag

Darya Pino relates her farmers market experience. You remember your reusable shopping bags and schlepp them to the farmer’s market, only to have some of those precious perishables crushed or damaged by the time you get home. Just last week, I lost part of a beautiful head of Romaine when the dog bolted, the bag twirled, and the already twist… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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