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You’ve Never Seen An Animal Attack Like THIS Before

We're guessing you've seen quite a few signs such as the one below in your time: It makes sense that drivers would be warned of a possible deer crossing because these animals can actually do a great deal of damage to vehicles, big and small. However, sign makers around the world may need to soon get to work on another deer-related sign, one that warns not of deer about to cross the road… … but of cross deer about to seriously mess people up! On April 1, 25-year old British Columbia resident Cary McCook was getting out of his co-worker’s passenger seat when he was positively demolished by a sprinting deer. He was destroyed. He was bulldozed. He flattened and wrecked and effectively devoured right on the spot. Not literally, of course. The deer did not eat McCook. But it took his figurative lunch in one of the most epic animal takedowns we've ever witnessed. The thing is, this attack took place on April Fool's Day. And with websites out there trying to get readers to believe in an actual Beygency  – among other jokes, lies and pranks – Cary's friends didn't believe that he actually got gored by a deer But then a hotel near the sight of this incident supplied McCook with surveillance footage of the assault… and here you have it. It really did happen. McCook is an aspiring rapper in a group named “Reka-Nation” and he told a Canadian news network that he plans to write a rap song about his encounter. So this isn't the last time you'll hear about it. We're guessing this won't be the only time you watch tape of the destruction, either. One viewing of this massacre simply won't cut it. But get the experience started now:

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Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy

Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money… This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”… The post Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Hickey and Tfor her 19th Birthday of the Day

Apparently, Bella Thorne is 19 now, and to mark the day, she got herself a septum ring…a little bull ring…because it’s trendy, she’s edgy, things are so exciting…so she’s gotta document it…She posted the video, that at least a million people have seen, a handful have jerked off to, because that’s the crowd she has… It all went down when she was rocking a massive hickey, because that’s just what naughty girls from Florida who are trying to find their way in the world, as the last hope for their family to make it in entertainment…so do things as exhibitionist, perverted, but not too perverted, just perverted enough because she’s 18 and dudes love that shit….only she’s turned 19…and dudes are on to find the next 18 year old to obsess over…her window may be done…but she can’t have that…and she won’t… We live in a world of porned-up kids, who say not to sexualize them, while sexualizing themsevles…as they fuck all day everyday…and advertise the battle wounds…because it’s street cred to the fuck generation…while us creepers look on dick in hand wondering where it all went wrong…right.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Hickey and Tfor her 19th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Hickey and Tfor her 19th Birthday of the Day

Apparently, Bella Thorne is 19 now, and to mark the day, she got herself a septum ring…a little bull ring…because it’s trendy, she’s edgy, things are so exciting…so she’s gotta document it…She posted the video, that at least a million people have seen, a handful have jerked off to, because that’s the crowd she has… It all went down when she was rocking a massive hickey, because that’s just what naughty girls from Florida who are trying to find their way in the world, as the last hope for their family to make it in entertainment…so do things as exhibitionist, perverted, but not too perverted, just perverted enough because she’s 18 and dudes love that shit….only she’s turned 19…and dudes are on to find the next 18 year old to obsess over…her window may be done…but she can’t have that…and she won’t… We live in a world of porned-up kids, who say not to sexualize them, while sexualizing themsevles…as they fuck all day everyday…and advertise the battle wounds…because it’s street cred to the fuck generation…while us creepers look on dick in hand wondering where it all went wrong…right.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Hickey and Tfor her 19th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for VOGUE of the Day

Vogue understand fashion….it comes in the form of getting bitches like this Guinevere Van Seenus and naked like they were some kind of predator man, promising her the good life, the stamp of approval, access to all things she hopes and dreams, so long as she pulls out them tits… It’s the basic – girl wants a good life, opportunity, money, success….the approval and praise of the masses, and the magazine, is the man who can give it to her…and her willingness to get naked is there, especially under the pretence of it being art, when it’s really just advertising…is key… Good job Van Seenus…the penis…pleaser…even when the penis is a magazine…the figurative man…in this patriarchy…that can make a life out of sluts…for sluts…because the man / magazine is the one making all the money from this…silly models…and their silly hard faces…rockin’ some tit… The post Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for VOGUE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for VOGUE of the Day

Vogue understand fashion….it comes in the form of getting bitches like this Guinevere Van Seenus and naked like they were some kind of predator man, promising her the good life, the stamp of approval, access to all things she hopes and dreams, so long as she pulls out them tits… It’s the basic – girl wants a good life, opportunity, money, success….the approval and praise of the masses, and the magazine, is the man who can give it to her…and her willingness to get naked is there, especially under the pretence of it being art, when it’s really just advertising…is key… Good job Van Seenus…the penis…pleaser…even when the penis is a magazine…the figurative man…in this patriarchy…that can make a life out of sluts…for sluts…because the man / magazine is the one making all the money from this…silly models…and their silly hard faces…rockin’ some tit… The post Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for VOGUE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy

Bella Hadid uncrossed her legs for some fashion photoshoot for Vogue Japan like it was The Weeknd, while he was banging other girls, or any dude along the way who was there to help her and fill the sadness left in her heart thanks to being raised by some rich arab dad and some model stage mom…the figurative hole by filling her sex hole… She’s all the rage in Fashion because she’s familiar, she’s just a different version of her sister, someone people know and are comfortable with, because people like to follow trends, not create trends, and instead of trying new things, they’ll go for the mall brand garbage they are used to, even if they launch a new concept store…they know it’s the same….even if it looks different and that’s a sad thing about humanity…you fucking drones…but spread legs are fun in fashion shoot…so racy.. The post Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mad Men "Falling" Ads: Too Offensive For NYC?

Some New York City residents are not fans of AMC’s new Mad Men ads. The images in the billboards shown below are familiar from the show’s opening sequence, and feature Don Draper “falling” in the figurative sense. But many citizens, especially the families of 9/11 victims, are taking serious offense. Deborah Burlingame, whose dad piloted the jet that was forced to crash into the Pentagon, finds it “impossible to believe” that any advertiser would run such a campaign in New York and not evoke the “tragic memory of those poor souls on 9/11.” “I think this advertiser decided that creating a controversy, at the expense of thousands who will be hurt by this image of man falling to his certain death, is worth it.” The creators of Mad Men said in response: “The image of Don Draper tumbling through space has been used since the show began in 2007 to represent a man whose life is in turmoil.” “The image used in the campaign is intended to serve as a metaphor for the events happening in Don Draper’s fictional life and in no way references actual events.” Mad Men ads in New York: Offensive?

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Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil Make Out

Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged in large part because, to quote Jake, their chemistry is “lightning hot.” What a tool. Ridiculous cue card lines aside, certain couple just have that spark. Case in point? Newly-reunited former spouses Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. The photo below was recently taken at Blake’s love nest in Sheffield, England. It’s believed to be the first image of the two since they got back together. How did they ever fail the first time? Eh, probably the heroin use and his prison sentence. But for the love of God, take a look at this searing passion … CRACK COCAINE: John Mayer likened former fling Jessica Simpson to hard drugs. These two also conjure up the image of crack cocaine, but not in the figurative sense John meant . The picture was taken by a friend at Blake’s flat, and is actually the first we’ve seen of them since November 2007 when Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and jailed. The couple’s divorce was finalized in September 2009 but they became engaged again, or at least “in a relationship” on Facebook, just a few months after that. The image was released by a friend to show Amy and Blake are happy, despite rumors Blake is cheating on Wino with a pre-op transsexual , among other women. Here’s another picture of them just in case you weren’t sure the above one was legit, or you can’t get enough of the two, or you insist on torturing yourself … HEAT : Some couples just have it. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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