Source: Harry Herd / Getty Rihanna can literally do no wrong when it comes to fashion, beauty and just being an all around bad b****. Last week, Rih Rih gave us a taste of her blonde self by mimicking girls who say “what lace?” when in fact, their frontal is obvious AF. What frontal? #Rihanna https://t.co/XDCJcpug89 pic.twitter.com/MqWkwMsx81 — theJasmineBRAND.com (@thejasminebrand) July 16, 2018 The joke must’ve inspired the Bad gal to switch from her usual dark ‘do to a new honey blonde look. Are you here for it? Woah! Rihanna looking gorgeous via Instagram Stories. pic.twitter.com/jgEu7JsBHJ — RihannaDaily.com (@RihannaDaily) July 22, 2018 Let’s not forget all the times Rih Rih served LOOKS in her blonde hair. Hit the flip to check ’em out. via GIPHY
I know it’s my job to cover these kinds of things, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand fashion magazines. Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar ‘s spring “Fashion Issue” and they got her posing with some dudes on dirt bikes because… fashion is “fearless.” But if they really wanted fearless, forget the bikes, they should’ve had Selena go “Full Frontal” instead of “Full Throttle.” Obviously.
Ashley Graham had previously dismissed the idea of a real, frontal nude shoot, casually ruling it out and crushing the hearts of countless admirers. We have never been so happy to see someone change their mind. We’re talking about a naked supermodel here, and she’s facing the camera, so if you’re ready to be hit in the face with some gorgeous nudity, look below. LOVE Magazine has done some of the most artsy, super weird photoshoots that we’ve ever seen. For the past three years, for example, Kendall Jenner has participated in the magazine’s LOVE Advent series each December. Kendall’s done things like posing with Cara Delevingne, but she’s also dressed in a shark costume and then stripped down to shower. Like we said, super weird while nonetheless artsy. So we can’t say that we’re surprised that the folks at LOVE are the ones who managed to get Ashley Graham to finally do some full frontal. (And no, we don’t mean Samantha Bee’s excellent show) Ashley Graham had previously stated that she wasn’t going to show her nipples or bush. And when Ashley Graham says that, we know that she literally means a pubic bush , as she’s part of a shrinking proportion of the population that prefers to keep their pubic hair. That’s her choice because it’s her (beautiful) flesh prison, and it’s every bit as valid as choosing to go without. (Or to just do some rigorous pube-scaping) Ashley Graham’s always been proud of her body, slamming body-shamers who thought that her gorgeous figure didn’t fit their idea of what a “model” should look like. We’ve even seen Ashley Graham naked before, but the camera angles and shadows ensured that there was no actual nudity. (That is, the photos were Instagram-appropriate) LOVE Magazine doesn’t mind some of the things that makes Instagram’s staff clutch their pearls, scandalized. For example, nipples. Sorry — Instagram’s fine with nipples, so long as they’re on a man. A woman’s nipples are somehow worse (or better?), to an “offensive” degree, so photos are often censored. LOVE has been known to flaunt those rules when posting their pics to Instagram, even knowing that photos will be deleted. (Just today, they posted a nude photo of the beautiful Emily Ratajkowski , showing both nipples and making it clear that Emily Ratajkowski does not sport a bush. Instagram, ever wary of the dreaded nip-nops, never appreciates that) Ashley Graham’s beauty is intense, even when she’s fully dressed. When she’s naked like this, her looks hit you like a hammer. In the best way. (Dang, girl) Okay, here you go — Ashley Graham’s beautiful, natural, naked self for LOVE Magazine . She’s so gorgeous. What a gift she is, to us and to the whole world. And good job to LOVE ‘s photographer, Patrick Demarchelier, because this is some A+ photography. Now we kind of can’t wait to see what LOVE is going to do for their LOVE Advent series this year. We hope that it’s just bonkers . And, ideally, more than a little sexy.
There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…
The new Britney Spears is pretty fucking hot bodied…I assume because of all the meds, all the dance practice, all the hard work her team of handlers put into her, you know so she doesnt stop their cash flow and money making, but I still like the unshowered, fat, shaved head, cold sore filled, mom everyone thought was gonna die a lot better…there was just something beautiful about how K-Fed ruined a bitch before she was 25…on all fucking levels….and this whole controlled Britney sucks in terms of entertainment…but I’d love to burry my face in that big round ass after taking a post performance shit….but I’m weird like that.
I’ve been tracking the Vanessa Hudgens weight gain, lesbian haircut, confusion that comes from being a kiddie pornographer, a disney drone, a front GF for a gay teen heart throbs…the last few weeks, so I was happy the bikini pics dropped…and although there’s no ass shot, or even bikini bottoms, she’s bringing great joy with her frontal wedgie picking, because as I tweeted earlier, wedgies, both frontal or the classic, inspire me, even if they are on a bitch dumpier than she once was, but still small breasted and ethnically confused chipmunk looking, for me… To See The Rest of the Pics of Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK
Filed under: Britney Spears , Hot Bodies With her reblondered weave firmly in place, Britney Spears showed off her bangin’ bikini body poolside in Marina Del Rey yesterday afternoon.Conservatorships do a body good. See Also Brit & Lindsay Go Full Frontal Britney Returns to Her Bottle … Permalink
