Texas Mayor Murders Alligator She Believes Ate Her Horse In the latest edition of “White Folks Running Around All Willy Nilly With Guns”, 73-year old Judy Cochran was captured on video shooting a 12-foot, 580-pound alligator who she believes ate her miniature horse . Cochran, who was recently elected Mayor of Livingston, Texas, is a viral sensation after putting a cap in that gator. She told reporters , “One shot in the head and he went under. Typically, they’ll do a death roll and roll over and over and over, but this one didn’t. We think this is the gator that ate one of our miniature horses several years ago, as big as this gator was, he could’ve easily eaten it. Typically the gators don’t bother us, but we’ve been looking for [this one].” Fortunately for Cochran, Polk County, northeast of Houston, is one of a dozen Texas counties where it’s legal to hunt alligators. But the footage is still pretty hard to watch. Thoughts?
Bad news, Khloe Kardashian fans If you were hoping the reality star would kick Tristan Thompson to the curb for cheating on her on while she was pregnant with his child, it appears you’re out of luck. When the Cleveland Cavs were eliminated from the NBA Finals by the Golden State Warriors back in June, Tristan followed Khloe back to LA so that he could be close to his daughter and work on earning back her trust. Amazingly, in the span of a few short months, he seems to have done directly that. The 2018-2019 NBA season is drawing near, and insiders now claim that when Tristan relocates to Cleveland semi-permanently, Khloe will be joining him. One source tells US magazine that Khloe arrived at that decision just recently after concluding that Tristan’s cheating days are behind him. “Tristan has promised Khloe he will never betray her again,” the insider revealed . “She believes him.” The source adds that Khloe and Tristan are “doing better than anyone could have expected.” There’s no word yet on whether Khloe is still hoping to marry Tristan , but it certainly looks as though the couple is headed in that direction. While her family was initially opposed to the idea of Khloe giving Tristan another chance, insiders claim Kim and company have slowly come to embrace him as part of the family. “Tristan is a part of Khloe’s life,” the source says. “They are together, so he will be there. They’re continuing to work on their relationship.” Hey, maybe this will turn out to be the rare case in which a tiger changes his stripes. Maybe Tristan feels genuine remorse for his actions and is ready to be the kind of spouse Khloe deserves. Or maybe he’ll backslide right back into his old ways once his team hits the road again this season. Whatever the case, it’s a safe bet that Khloe will be watching him closely. Here’s hoping Tristan is able to keep it in his pants, as it seems highly unlikely that he’ll be given a second chance. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian: Why She SHOULD Leave Tristan Thompson, But Never Will
Animal lovers may have some serious mixed feelings about this story, but everyone can enjoy hearing about a badass grandma who is also a mayor. Years ago, a Texas grandmother's pet miniature horse vanished, and she long suspected that a particularly large alligator was the culprit. Now, the grandmother — who is also her town's mayor — has exacted revenge by luring and killing a 12 foot alligator. Judy Cochran only needed to fire a single shot to end the life of the 12-foot-long, 580 pound alligator on her ranch in Goodrich, Texas. Cochran explains that this was no random alligator killing — it was personal. “We think this is the gator that ate one of our miniature horses several years ago,” Cochran explains. “As big as this gator was,” she says. “He could've easily eaten it.” She may have only needed one bullet to do the deed, but the preparation actually took a lot more doing. Texas has its reputation, but it isn't The Purge . Or Florida. They have laws. Cochran explains that Polk County, where she lives, allows only a narrow window for anyone wishing to hunt an alligator. Sunday, September 16, falls within the September 10 – 20 window. Additionally, she had to obtain a permit and the appropriate tags. Additionally, Texas law requires someone intending to shoot an alligator to first capture their intended victim on a hook. Cochran did just that. As she explains: “We don't just go to the ranch and hunt a gator.” This year, Cochran became the mayor of the nearby town of Livingston. She was in a meeting when her son-in-law informed her that she needed to head home, because the alligator had been snared. They had tried a number of baits, including a pig's liver. What finally worked was a seasoned raccoon carcass. She couldn't just abandon her job, so she finished work and then headed to the ranch where she fired the shot that ended the hooked alligator's life. Cochran fired the shot using her Winchester .22 Magnum. She plans to mount the alligator head in her office. The rest will not go to waste, as she plans to enjoy the alligator's meat for food and the hide for boots. It is worth noting that she slew this alligator at the same spot where, nine years ago, her then-5-year-old grandson slew a slightly larger gator. He achieved a measure of viral fame at the time, even appearing on talk shows. it is expected that Cochran, who recently became a great-grandmother, will do the same. But she may be too busy being mayor. Obviously, there are issues with this story that make it controversial. It sounds like alligators eating the miniature horse was just a theory, and even if so, difficult to pin on this particular alligator. it is also, well, strange for anyone to seek revenge on an alligator. A lot of people find it alarming that anyone is letting a 5-year-old hold a gun, let alone use one to kill something for fun. Finally, some people are just surprised that this story didn't take place in Florida.
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15-Foot 800-Pound Alligator Found In Florida Farm The NYDailyNews is reporting that some guys in Florida have found a dinosaur (or something like that…) Two Florida hunters say they’ve caught the largest alligator they’ve ever found: nearly 15 feet long and 800 pounds. Lee Lightsey, the owner of Outwest Farms in Okeechobee, and guide Blake Godwin were hunting over the weekend when they discovered the gator in one of their cattle ponds, Godwin told Fox 13. The two men saw the gator from about 20 feet away, at which point Lightsey shot it as it came out of the water. They used a farm tractor to pull it to shore. “We also discovered the remains what we determined to be cattle in the water,” Godwin said. “We determined that he was in fact attacking our livestock as they came to drink.” No. Nope. Nah. Naw. Image via Facebook
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