I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is… She was also doing fascinating things like: 1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday. 2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica 3 – Abusing babies 4- Praying. But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE
Like a fine wine, Gisele Bundchen just gets better with age. Unlike a fine wine, which is best served at room temperature or slightly chilled, depending on the vintage and varietal, Gisele photos are smoking hot. Terrible analogies aside … wow. Just wow. 34 Pics of Gisele Bundchen in States of Undress 1. Gisele Topless Picture What a stunner Gisele Bundchen is. Not a terrible photo by any means. The stunner rang in her 34th birthday Sunday, blowing out candles on a cake surrounded by yellow tropical flowers in a location ringed by palm trees and the ocean. “Thank you to everyone for the love and birthday wishes. I feel so blessed. #grateful,” the wife of New England Patriots star Tom Brady wrote to fans. Gisele is celebrating in a fabulous, undisclosed location. Kicking off her beach trip a few days ago, she shared a photo of herself doing a handstand (in a bikini, obviously), captioned “Finally on vacation!” It was a big year for the star, who landed on Forbes’ 2014 Celebrity 100 list after a 12 month-span that ranked as “the best in Bundchen’s two-decade career.” She reportedly banked a modest $47 million ($128,000 per day) from lucrative modeling contracts from Chanel, H&M and more, and is worth $386 million. Bundchen’s got help, but she’s a hard worker! Breastfeeding on Instagram Pictures 1. Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding and getting all made up for a modeling shoot. That is some impressive multitasking right there.
Gisele Bundchen is the new face…or the new “man face”…because if you’re an asshole like me, who sees male features in a woman rumored to have been born with a penis and fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis, which ties in nicely to her gay jock loving anal because it reminds him of locker-room initiation…. Now I’m not saying Gisele is a dude, or Tom Brady is a homo…I am just saying it like that to an outsider and it is not even a big deal, everyone’s fucking gay now, and I Gisele’s body is banging, the kind of tranny even the straightest dude would fuck, so who cares… Here are her high fashion Balenciaga ads, because there is life after Victoria’s Secret, and she reminds me of a mid century german dominatrix, not really my thing, but kind of erotic without seeing her half naked, naked or stroking her dick.
Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine… I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy… Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”… Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants… Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…
Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that… That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.
Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER HOSING HERSELF DOWN CLICK HERE
My mother always told me that if I don’t have anything nice to say about someone to keep my mouth shut and write about it on my blog. That said, WTF is this mess? Rumer Willis isn’t an attractive woman to begin with and she’s definitely not helping herself by wearing some weird granny bikini . I guess it’s hard for someone to live in the shadows of their hot mom, but a little effort wouldn’t hurt. Like buy a house in a remote area and never leave.
Well folks, it’s a sad day, but it looks like Gisele Bundchen is gonna be leaving us for a little while now that she’s pregnant. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll come back better than ever. These supermodels always seem to. So consider this post a going-away present to Gisele before she heads off on maternity leave. OK, now back to business: time to find a new hot chick who loves lying around in bikinis to take Gisele’s place for a few months. Ladies, feel free to send me your applications via email or Twitter. Related Articles: Gisele Bundchen Topless In American Photo Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Gisele Bundchen’s Got Boobs Gisele Bundchen’s See Through Nipple Pictures Photos: Fame
I don’t really know who Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco are…I just know they have something to do with Dancing with the Stars…but more importantly…they are rocking out at Malibu beach house I haven’t been invited to because no one likes me – I like to think it is because they fear I will drink all their liquor, lick all their women, snort all their cocaine, and they are probably right, but they are in Malibu, rich and can afford me, and that’s why they should re-work that strategy….I mean sure I’m no Cheryl Burke or Kelly Monaco…writing that just depressed me….I must stop this post now….and burry myself in being irrelevant…because I don’t even know who they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
