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Chole Grace Moretz is a Hillbilly of the Day

Super famous working actress Chloe Grace Moretz dressed like a Beverly Hillbilly and posted it on her social media…I figure it is one of her better pictures because we don’t have to see her shitty tits that David Beckham’s son cums all over, and we can focus on the farmer’s daughter fetish with think of when we see this Moretz…who isn’t a farmer’s daughter – but rather a plastic surgeon’s daughter – from Georgia who allowed her to live the actor life – because that’s what upper middle class rich people do…they finance their kids to do bullshit and sometimes it works.. I know there are a lot of Chloe Grace Moretz pervert fans out there and this probably really excites you…so if it makes your life better, it makes me feel like I’ve done my job, despite being unemployed and having terrible work ethic… The post Chole Grace Moretz is a Hillbilly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated… Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact… Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at… The post Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did. According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive… I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot… TO SEE MORE OF HER OUT IN A SPORTS BRA CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Back To Working On Her Body

Here is Vanessa Hudgens taking a time off from promoting her film Spring Breakers and getting back to the gym, which is important just in case there happens to be a Part 2. I highly doubt it, but even though I haven’t seen the movie, I’m already anticipating a sequel. I think a good storyline would be that the girls become strippers to support their coke habits and have sexual relations with their pimp/drug dealer “King Tuna”. It’s just a premise I’m throwing out there for the producers. Call my agent if you want me to write the script.