Nudity. Profanity. Drug use involving a baby. Violence involving the shooting of good ol’ Saint Nick. Get ready for A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas! It’s time to penetrate deep inside the magic of the holidays this December, as only the title characters can. What do you expect from these two stoners? To sum up, if Neil Patrick Harris being kicked out of heaven by Jesus and a baby getting all kinds of high on drugs is funny to you, you need to see this. If not … our celebrity babies section offers cute and less offensive content. We good? Nice. Watch the official red band (a.k.a. NOT approved for all audiences by the MPAA) trailer for A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas below … A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (Red Band Trailer)
Hailey Glassman, former girlfriend of Jon Gosselin, will be starring on the new season CMT’s reality dating show Sweet Home Alabama . Yes, really . Glassman, will be one of 22 female suitors vying for the heart of Tribble Reese, the runner up from the show’s first season. What a resume she has! “I was never a homewrecker; everything that the media has portrayed me as is false, from the littlest to the biggest things,” she tells the NY Post . “I’ve been constantly judged in rag mags and tabloids. I’m a very kind, sweet, nice girl,” says the former Jon Gosselin plaything (below, right). Hailey Glassman with Ice-T’s wife Coco, who will not be on the show . The girls will be split into two groups, “city” and “country” (there is no “home wrecker” set) and were both aware of Glassman’s reputation coming into this. “Going into this house I figured the city girls would know. Never did I think these girls from the deep south would know who I was,” says the 24-year-old. “I had no idea I would be verbally attacked at first.” Hailey Glassman came into the house wanting to clear her name, but the whole concept of the show – and Reese – led her down an entirely different road. “Ever since [the Gosselin incident] happened I have been tortured, and my name has been scarred from that. I came into the house wanting to clear the air.” “I figured it would be a great experience … but if you think it’s hard to win over one guy’s heart, let me tell you, it’s a whole lot harder to win over 22 girls!” Ultimately, Glassman says that she only shed her image within the house, but she also taught the others in there what she considers a valuable lesson. “There was so much more going on in the house. There’s a lot that goes on in this show that people will learn. The girls learned so much, they learned not to judge someone by what you read about them,” Glassman says. As for the viewers, Glassman seems excited they would get to see “the real Hailey,” not the one everyone remembers as Jon’s 2009 booty call. “This is who I am. In my head, two years ago the Kardashians weren’t married or had any kids, now you get to see the new Hailey Glassman, not the tabloid Hailey Glassman,” she says, aiming awfully high, even for a delusional d-lister.
Having been cleared in the ransacking of his apartment last winter, Hailey Glassman is taking Jon Gosselin to court over legal fees she says he owes her. Jon accused her of breaking into his Upper West Side pad in N.Y. City, but she was exonerated after a police investigation concluded she was not at fault. Rather than let bygones be bygones, of course, Jon’s ex says she wants to bleed him dry and plead her case in court – and publicly, on TV’s Judge Judy . “I want to take him on Judge Judy and make him pay my lawyer’s fees,” Hailey told Radar Online . “He tried to frame me [for his apartment break-in].” “Really, it was him setting me up.” Jon and Hailey in happier times. Back in December, Jon accused Hailey of breaking into his NYC apartment last December and claimed she stole several his belongings including the TV. The break-in was ultimately never solved. Radar cites sources who say Jon Gosselin staged the burglary as a stunt, but he was never charged either. “Anyone else in my position would go for the jugular. He could have ruined my life trying to frame me for selfish reasons. Now he’s going to pay for it.” Hailey also claims Jon owes her $200,000 and that he has a two-inch package. These claims have not been substantiated, but we totally believe her. Earlier this week, a video surfaced from last summer, showing Jon Gosselin stoned out of his mind with Hailey in France. Ahh, those were the days.
Jon Gosselin has hired a new attorney to represent him in his custody battle with his wife Kate Gosselin. She should expect to be fired by mid-May. Family law expert Mary Vidas will now handle the lawyering for the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star, who recently fired his last attorney, Anthony List. That dude repeatedly blasted Kate, after which Jon claimed List never represented him. Guy has issues keeping attorneys and girlfriends straight. Kate’s lawyer Mark Momjian, has been notified that Vidas is now handling the case , though, so it looks like Jon actually did green light this move. We wouldn’t get too comfortable if we were Mary Vidas, though. Or Ellen Ross . Jon with the kids! Smiling kids! Must be an old, old photo. Despite bracing for a court battle, Jon says he wants to resolve things amicably with his ex-wife regarding future child support and custody terms. Reports that Jon was about to drop his custody lawsuit surfaced yesterday, and sources say Jon and Kate are working behind the scenes on this. At issue: Jon being broke, and wanting to spend more time with the kids. We’ll see how that all shakes out. Vidas will represent Jon Gosselin at his next custody hearing at Berks County Court in Reading, Pa., next month. Better bring a bodyguard … Hailey Glassman may try to take him out.
Looks like Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend. Ellen Ross is not, however, the rich cougar Jon was reportedly seeking. Rather, she’s in his typical age range (23), and hails from nearby Harrisburg, Pa. Basically, Ellen is the new Morgan Christie , who was the new Hailey Glassman, who was the new Deanna Hummel. Give it up for Jon’s new plaything! The two have even begun calling each other “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” with Jon even proclaiming his love for her online. We hope you didn’t just eat. Their recent Facebook nausea-fest conversation all began when Ellen Ross recently posted “I without a doubt have THE best boyfriend ever. Fyi” She must not have a lot of experience dating. COME TO DADDY : Jon Gosselin’s got a new love in Ellen Ross! Jonny G added: “Thank you babe, you are the best too.
Jon Gosselin may be strapped for money these days, but not to worry, he’s got a plan: another new girlfriend … only this time, older and better endowed. Financially, that is. Hailey Glassman and Morgan Christie may come from family money, but he already bled the former dry and got dumped by the latter. He needs a woman who can support herself … and him. “He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest,” a Gosselin insider says. “She’s rich – and he’s hoping to have her back one of his projects.” LOL. What projects is Jon involved with exactly? The dude can’t even keep track of what lies he tells which women or what lawyer he hired to bash Kate. What rich, independent woman wouldn’t want a piece of this?! In case that endeavor doesn’t pan out, Jon has a contingency plan to raise some money in the short term – sell off the midlife crisis mobile he bought last year. “Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job,” says another source. “He’s hoping to get $25,000 for it Jon bought the used M3 in ’09 for $30,000).” The fact that his former spouse is living it up has to be killing the cash-strapped douchebag, likely fueling the custody suit he filed that he claims he didn’t file. While ex-wife Kate Gosselin took a VIP-guided tour of Disneyland with their kids and lounged at the Luxe Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jon was … trying to sell his car. “He has been lobbying TLC to get a show of his own,” the insider says, noting that Kate’s already done so. “It’s killing him that Kate is having all this success.”
Bringing back fond memories of last summer, when he couldn’t decide whether or not Michael Lohan represented him or which mediocre girl he was dating, Jon Gosselin denounced comments recently made by … his own lawyer. Jon says has fired his new attorney, in fact, a week ago. Which explains the inflammatory statements he made about Kate Gosselin being a shameless self-promoter just hours ago. Jon runs a tight ship. Earlier this month, Anthony F. List terming Kate an ” absentee parent ” and filed legal papers seeking full custody of their eight kids on Jon’s behalf. “Kate, her attorneys and I are moving forward to work out things privately and amicably,” Jon Tweeted today. Who knows what he’ll say tomorrow . Jon Gosselin needs to get his $h!t together. And get a job . “Mr. Anthony List Sr., Esq., is not my representing attorney; I terminated him on April 15. He has no legal right to speak to the press on my behalf.” Maybe you should tell him that, dumbass. List had said he was a longtime friend of Jon’s late father, Tom, and promised the elder Gosselin that he would help out Jon if the need ever arose. Looks like that “help” entailed frivolous, mostly baseless legal maneuvers attempting to wrest money and/or control of the kids from Kate Gosselin. As Hailey Glassman can attest, this idiot clearly needs to take advice from someone he can actually trust, and/or make decisions himself for once.
Michelle McGee has fightin’ words for her haters. Jesse James’ mistress got a lot more than that for porn star Gina Lynn, her upcoming female boxing adversary in Celebrity Boxing 19 . Ding, ding! There have been conflicting reports on this. McGee was originally supposed to referee the match between Lynn and Hailey Glassman … or Kate Major. One of the two was going to fight Gina. In any case, whichever mediocre Jon Gosselin plaything was supposed to throw down backed down, leaving an opening for another d-list boxer. Luckily, Bombshell stepped in. The fight is ON May 7: Michelle Bombshell (McGee) is famous because of boning Jesse James. Now she is featured on a site called BoneBreakerz.com. Coincidence? We think so. But funny .
Jon Gosselin is moving into his own apartment near the Pennsylvania home he used to share with Kate and their eight kids, according to reports. Last week, the d-bag filed court papers requesting physical custody of the Gosselin children as well as the right to reside in Kate’s guest house. He’s been living with his brother since breaking up with Morgan Christie . His move back to Pennsylvania was no doubt motivated largely by money. Dude has no job, and his last apartment in NYC was uber-pricey. It also got ransacked, allegedly by (segue alert) another THG news staple. Which brings us to the Hailey Glassman angle of this story … HI : Jon’s state of origin… and level of debt . She’s happy to hear he’ll be moving to the Pennsylvania pad … so long as he pays the money she still says he owes her for the NYC one. Hailey Glassman ranted on Twitter: “Hey Stubby I hope u own ur new place in PA so I can put a Lien on ur property until u pay me back.” “Seriously, This is redic already. U really want this to be a big messy lawsuit like all ur others?! I don’t want that but I want my $$.” “U promised n signed 2 pay back! I know u JonTheCon strive off of chaos, but I truly want U out of my life but not without my 200,000.” “U swore n signed contracts to pay me back. Contact Rob Jon! May is here soon. I don’t want to sue u but will and pull out EVERYTHING.” “I’ve been quiet Jon. Contact Rob.” You heard her, Jon. Contact Rob, whoever that is. Actually, scratch that. Don’t. We would have more fun reporting a lawsuit after you fail to.
With a growing fan base of tweens, Ashley Tisdale is on her way to a successful acting career. She recently signed on for a Sharpay Evans spin-off . Stephanie Pratt, meanwhile, is on the way toward the end of her 15 minutes of fame. This upcoming season of The Hills , after all, will be the show’s last . But the talentless blonde is taking advantage of every last second in the spotlight, piggybacking off Tisdale’s fashion in order to make headlines. Below, each young beauty is spotted in the same Akiko Ogawa dress. Who wears it better?
