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Elsa Hosk Ass-umes Position

You know how last time I did a post on  Elsa Hosk , I said that the Swedish hottie was probably my new #1 favorite Victoria’s Secret hottie ? Well, after spending some time looking over Elsa’s latest lingerie booty shots, I’d like to make a correction… Because she’s now my new #1 favorite woman of all-time. P.S. No offense, Mom.

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Elsa Hosk Ass-umes Position

Sarah Hyland’s Little Bikini Booty

Sarah Hyland may not have the boobs that Ariel Winter has, but keep in mind she is half the size of her and for me that is a way more attractive quality. Yesterday, Sarah posted her little booty in a bikini on Instagram. If I was that dog lying next to her, I’d definitely give it a sniff.                

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Jayde Nicole’s Tighly Wrapped Package

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole wearing that hot dress that all the chicks wear when they want to show off they’re amazing bodies. I love it. It’s so tight I bet when it comes off it shrinks to about half the size, like a scuba suit. I wouldn’t mind seeing footage of Jayde struggling to squeeze it over her gorgeous body before she goes out. I bet it takes at least three playmates to get that thing on. Amaze!

Man got pork spare rib stuck in his anus!

Eating too quickly landed a Taiwanese man in the hospital after he accidentally swallowed a large spare rib bone that got stuck in his anus! According to reports, the 44-year-old man swallowed the 1.5-inch long, 1-inch wide bone while eating sweet-and-sour spare ribs last Friday. It traveled down his throat to his stomach, then after making its way down his small intestines (a path that is HALF the size of the bone), it got lodged in the anus. The next day, he says he was in agony when he tried to use the bathroom. He strained so much that he bled profusely, but couldn’t pass the bone–so he went to the hospital. Doctors anesthetized his anus, then pulled the offending object from the region. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=21094 added by: knowandtell