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Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me… Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it… But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium… Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of…… I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop.. The post Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

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She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow… I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal…. Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right? I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s breast implants are clown-like… These are tit tits that get paid millions of dollars a year to be put in a bikini..along with an average looking 35 year old face… Yet they are so clown-like… Just little round bolt ons she probably paid 5k for, making for a solid ROI, paid for themselves dozens of times over…. I’m not sure if the tits happened post baby deflated from all the milk sucking…or if she’s always had them… I’m just not impressed when fake is celebrated or hired and paid stupid money…especially when fake is THIS fake…like circles drawn onto her…in a world where there are thousands of actual great tits better suited for the contracts she’s been milking, something she can’t do with her tits, since they are plastic, all these years… Yes, I hate fake tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Round Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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