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Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Is Working It Good Again!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

You don’t see too much of Elsa Pataky around anymore, she’s something of a forgotten hottie these days. Blame her having another set of kids, I guess. So selfish. Anyway, according to my sources though, the MILF was in Madrid to premiere a short film she starred in for some Spanish lingerie company called Dark Seduction . And I don’t know about you guys, but after these shots, it’s already looking like my most anticipated movie of the year. Can’t wait! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Malena Costa Knows How To Promote Lingerie

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Forget what I said about Elsa Pataky back there, now this is how you promote a lingerie ad. Sorry, “fashion film.” Because apparently Women’s Secret got Spanish model Malena Costa and her perfect booty to show up in lingerie to celebrate the premiere of their new short film Dark Seduction . Finally, a lingerie company that gets it! Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Malena Costa Knows How To Promote Lingerie

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Forget what I said about Elsa Pataky back there, now this is how you promote a lingerie ad. Sorry, “fashion film.” Because apparently Women’s Secret got Spanish model Malena Costa and her perfect booty to show up in lingerie to celebrate the premiere of their new short film Dark Seduction . Finally, a lingerie company that gets it! Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Elsa Pataky, Chris Hemsworth Reveal Names, Photos of Twin Boys

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Get ready for a cutesplosion, people.  Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky  added four feet to their family on March 18. Four tiny little baby feet. Proud mom shared a snapshot of the ADORABLE baby toes on Instagram and hearts the world over exploded from the cuteness. BABY TOES ! SQUEE!! The baby boys, Tristan and Sasha, were delivered “just after the full moon,” an event said to induce labor in some moms. Elsa Pataky and her sons are already home and doing great after their delivery last week.  As Hollywood names go, Tristan and Sasha are hardly the most odd we’ve ever heard. The meaning behind the names makes them absolutely perfect for the sons of Thor. Tristan, a Welsh name, comes from the word meaning “noise.” (Let’s also point out that Tristan was the name of Brad Pitt’s character in  Legends of the Fall , just for fun. And for the memories of long-haired Brad Pitt.) Sasha means “defender and helped of mankind.” Perfect, right? Sounds like this baby has a future in action films just like his daddy. The brothers join 22-month old big sister India Rose in the Pataky-Hemsworth clan. The family resides in Los Angeles.

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Elsa Pataky: Pregnant with Baby #2!

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Pataky is joining the pregnancy parade in Hollywood. With Kelly Clarkson confirming she’s expecting her first child, and Ginnifer Goodwin doing the same , sources now confirm that Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth will welcome their second kid in a few months. A rep for the Thor: The Dark Work star confirmed the news to People today. Pataky and Hemsworth are already parents to an 18-month old named India Rose. Hemsworth is clearly smitten with the tyke, telling the magazine this month that “she’s the best” and “she makes it harder and harder to leave and go to work. “I enjoy being at home a lot more than I ever have.” Yes, ladies. He looks like this AND he’s that sensitive. How does the couple find time together, considering their busy schedules? “You have to make an effort and try to stay together as much as you can,” Pataky told People in May. “If we start splitting and doing other things it’s not going to last. We try and keep it as normal as much as we can – like a typical family.” We send Elsa and Chris out very best wishes!  

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Elsa Pataky See Through of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Elsa Pataky and I don’t care…but I did google her and she’s pushing 40, married, and from Spain….she’s a mom and she’s all European on the red carpet of some bullshit, being all European, not in a bra, wearing a see through shirt, because that’s how red carpets should be done when you are either craving some male attention to feel hot, or when you trying to get noticed for your career…and I support that hustle, but only when they do it without pasties…cuz that pasties shit offends me, it’s if you’re gonna do that shit, own that shit….like Elsa Pataky… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Elsa Pataky Gets In A Bikini For Women’s Health

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We have a new contender for MILF of the year and it’s Spanish hottie Elsa Pataky . Here she is showing off her 36 year old bikini body in the latest issue of Women’s Health and judging by that side view of her booty, it’s safe to say that it’s firm enough for me to practice my headbutting skills. BTW, ladies if you’d like to donate your sweet badonkadonks for my headbutts and let me film it, email me. It’s for a new fetish site I’m working on.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Sexy Cleavage Nothing

Posted on April 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Clearly it’s a slow news day here, everyone must be all tired out by watching hottie Kate Middleton marry that bald prince this morning, because all I’ve got for you so far are some shots of Reese Witherspoon looking her regular boring self at the premiere of her movie about elephants. I’m bored already. Even in a fancy red dress she looks like she should be at home baking cookies. Just give up and become a stay at home mom already, this hot celebrity thing just isn’t working out.

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Elsa Pataky Continues Her Hotness Tour

Posted on April 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I just recently did a post on Elsa Pataky at one of her many Fast & Furious 5 premieres, I still can’t believe they made five of these things, but she’s really quite hot so why not. I did the best I could to crop out the bald Diesel douche, but I didn’t want to lose too much of Elsa’s smoking hot little body so just try to ignore him. I can’t believe that guy’s a multi millionaire of this crappy franchise. It’s going to take Elsa months to wash that Diesel stank off of her. Gross.

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