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Lindsay Lohan Does Money Makin’ on House Arrest of the Day

“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter… Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled… But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at.. A much more interesting story about BEEZID , is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there…. That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity… Good times.

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Kelly Clarkson is Lookin’ Good of the Day

I hear Kelly Clarkson gives a much better performance if they rub her mic in bacon fat. Shit drives her fucking bananas and she knows she can’t just run off stage in the middle of a show to pig the fuck out, so she gives it as hard as she can, jacked on pheromones from the smell of her one true love, knowing that if she just makes it thru the next hour, she’ll be in her hotel room bath eating her way thru life in no time. Seriously, at this size, it’s safe to say her love songs are about food, eating and sitting on her fat ass. Either way, it’s always nice to see girls you may have jerked off to become seriously fat chicks, not that you’ve ever jerked off to her, but I’m thinking at least one of you has, cuz I’ve always thought she was disgusting but the hate mail I get about her seems to make me think other people don’t….maybe because she’s the first American Idol representing America with her pant size. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shauna Sand and her New Pussy of the Day

Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older.

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Audrina is a Piece of Shit Fake Punk of the Day

Where I am from a whole lot of french trash street kids are obsessed with punk rock. They do the whole squeegee punk bullshit where they don’t wash, wear old band shirts, have stupid dyed hair, bullet shell belts, cargo pants and high boots and piercings, and they are fucking obsessed with The Exploited.

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Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent. I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing… Pics via Fame

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