I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.
I know we haven’t seen much of Paris Hilton lately, mostly because her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much over. But don’t be fooled by this busty selfie she just posted hoping to restart her clock. It’s just a trick of the light — you know, sort of like what I do to all my dating profile pics to make it look like I don’t live in my mom’s basement. Anyway, so no, Paris didn’t suddenly jump up a few bra sizes. But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it. So there you go, Paris, your 15 minutes just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate really hard. Congrats!
Conrad Hilton was filmed going off on the police. While the young entitled man was being arrested at E.G. Daily’s house, he started yelling at the pigs about his junk being touched and even called them “f**gots.” TMZ ?adid=bossip
I guess Paris Hilton was getting tired of all these wannabe porn stars and “professional models” getting all the attention these days. Because here’s the OG hot nobody doing her very own photoshoot for the latest issue of Paper . And I have to give credit where credit’s due, Paris definitely looks more like a legit model than Bella Hadid or Kylie Jenner . OK, fine, I know that’s not saying much, but I’m not used to giving Paris complaints. It might take me a while to get the hang of it. Continue reading →
Move over, Kim Kardashian . And then put your pants back on. Because someone you know rather well just took hers off for Paper Magazine. About a year after Kardashian tried to break the Internet via a naked pictorial in Paper , former close friend and employee Paris Hilton has gone ahead and done the same. Unlike Kim, however, Hilton is fully dressed for the cover of this issue. See above. Just like Kim, however, she’s exposing her rear end inside the issue. See for yourself by clicking on the following censored photo: In the above racy snapshot, Hilton is donning a one-piece silver jumpsuit with a completely covered front and an open back, showing off her tush. It’s only appropriate, of course, for Hilton to follow in Kim’s bare footsteps here, considering the Kim Kardashian sex tape would never have existed if not for the Paris Hilton sex tape. Before she became an A-Lister in her own right, Kardashian served as Hilton’s personal assistant and friend. Hilton’s stock has fallen considerably, however, almost in sync with the rise in fame and wealth of her ex-BFF. Paris is actually working as a DJ these days, telling Paper that she always has “jet lag” due to flying around so often for her job. “I feel blessed to be in a position where I can make a change for those less fortunate or give a voice to causes that need it,” she also says in this interview. It’s unclear just how showing off half her birthday suit is accomplishing these goals, but hey. We’re not complaining! As you can see above with Kim and below with Miley Cyrus, Hilton is merely the latest celebrity to take her clothes off for this publication.
Halloween’s always been one of my favorite holidays ever since I was just a Little Tuna and used to overdose on candy. Now that I’m an adult though, I’m much smarter about it. See, I just overdose on pictures of hotties dressed like slutty fill-in-the-blanks instead and give myself a serious pants fire as opposed to a stomach ache. Anyway, I have no clue what Paris Hilton is supposed to be dressed up as here, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a slutty ex-porn star. Nailed it! » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Excuse him, Kanye West. This dude is gonna let you finish, but first he has something to say. .. West was given a taste of his own rude medicine while headlining the Glastonbury Festival in England on Saturday night, as some idiot in a white T-shirt ran out on stage during a rendition of “Black Skinhead.” Security quickly nabbed the concert crasher and Kanye proceeded to start the track all over again. “Some people were saying Kanye shouldn’t headline Glastonbury so I thought I’d give him a hand,” Tweeted the self-identified crasher, comedian Simon Brodkin, soon after his act. It is true that over 135,000 people signed a Change.org petition, protesting Mr. Kim Kardashian serving as the festival's main act. Still… this is not cool. Check out the footage above.
