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11 Memorable Tracy Morgan Quotes from 30 Rock: How is Florida Like a Penis?

As previously detailed,  Tracy Morgan is in critical condition following a major car accident. And while we continue to keep the beloved comic in our thoughts and prayers, we figured it would be a good time to honor him with a list of his timeless quips that have put us in stitches over the years: 11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes 1. Tracy on intelligence: “You’re even dumber than I look!” Naturally, playing loose cannon sketch show star Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock wasn’t much of a stretch for Jordan, but while the role may not have always required him to flex his acting muscle, it was a part that couldn’t have been played by anyone else. So jump into the gallery above to enjoy some of Tracy’s best 30 Rock quotes , one-liners and put-downs from the long-running NBC sitcom. Because, as his semi-fictional alter-ego would say, Tracy is like “the black Tyler Perry.” 30 Rock wrapped up its seven-season run last year and Morgan’s co-stars have often spoken fondly of the childlike actor, known for his willingness to do anything for a laugh. Recurring player Rachel Dratch was one of the many celebs to tweet her prayers and well wishes to Morgan and his family. The most up-to-date information available indicates that Morgan suffered multiple broken bones and may remain hospitalized for several weeks. We wish him a full and speedy recovery and hope that he’ll continue to crack us up with bizarre non-sequiturs for many years to come.

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Hugh Jackman Raps with LL Cool J and T.I. at the Tony Awards

Seriously… is there ANYthing Hugh Jackman cannot do?!? He’s portrayed a superhero on the big screen. He’s played a gay man on Broadway. And, last night at the 2014 Tony Awards , Jackman showed off his rapping skills. Yes, readers, Hugh Jackman can rap. The actor started out singing a song about “The Music Man,” only to then stop himself because it needed an update for the 21st century… and then he welcomed T.I. and LL Cool J to the stage. Perhaps the only thing more unexpected than Hugh Jackman rapping would be T.I. and LL Cool J showing up at the Tonys. Have they forever lost all street cred? Watch and decide for yourself: Hugh Jackman Raps with T.I. and LL Cool J at the Tonys

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The Many Fake Mustaches of Justin Bieber

Filed under: Justin Bieber , TMZ TV Justin Bieber recently drew a mustache on himself because, well, he can’t grow one himself — the only problem … he chose the oh-so-boring pencil thin. It’s okay, Biebs, TMZ’s got you covered … Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local… Read more

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day

I didn’t get into the VMAs because no one was willing to help me because I am insignificant. I did almost die on my hitched ride home at 2 am because I didn’t really have the chance to interview the motherfuckers for sanity or to do a background check on them to see if they had a criminal record when I met them in a bar at they offered me a lift home…… Anna Kournikova did get into a bikini for Maxim, because Maxim will feature anyone because they are insignificant and holding on by a thread because they almost died or are dying thanks to the internet….. I’ve heard people still have a thing for her….10 years too late…but they still can’t ignore that lust they once felt, so maybe Maxim isn’t all about has-beens and bottom feeders looking for attention, like the magazine version of Dancing with the Stars, but more about bitches who have fans that will never give up on them….because they are obsessive and weird… It really doesn’t fucking matter….who fucking cares…here is the picture….

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day

Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity…. It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today… Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

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WTF Alert: Roseanne Barr Blames Suicide of Marie Osmond’s Son on Sexual Preference, Church

Late last month, the 17-year old son of Marie Osmond jumped from his Los Angeles apartment building and killed himself . It was a tragic event and the reaction of most celebrities was to pass along their sympathy to the family before politely leaving the Osmonds alone. Except for Roseanne Barr, that is. The former sitcom star has taken to her blog and randomly cited Marie’s son’s homosexuality as the basis for his death, placing a lot of blame on the Osmond’s church and pretty much calling Marie a liar. She wrote the following: marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself… because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that “depression” is a lie! Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names! She continued: Marie please don’t talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don’t stop trying to destroy your kids’ and all gay people’s civil rights and dreams and hopes!! G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie. The only reaction we can come up with to this: WTF?!? Who calls out the mother of a son that just committed suicide?!? THG readers, send in your most hateful judgments on Roseanne right now…

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WTF Alert: Roseanne Barr Blames Suicide of Marie Osmond’s Son on Sexual Preference, Church

WTF Alert: Roseanne Barr Randomly Blames Suicide of Marie Osmond’s Son on Sexual Preference

Late last month, the 17-year old son of Marie Osmond jumped from his Los Angeles apartment building and killed himself . It was a tragic event and the reaction of most celebrities was to pass along their sympathy to the family before politely leaving the Osmonds alone. Except for Roseanne Barr, that is. The former sitcom star has taken to her blog and randomly cited Marie’s homosexuality as the basis for his death, placing a lot of blame on the Osmond’s church and pretty much calling Marie a liar. She wrote the following: marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself… because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that “depression” is a lie! Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names! She continued: Marie please don’t talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don’t stop trying to destroy your kids’ and all gay people’s civil rights and dreams and hopes!! G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie. The only reaction we can come up with to this: WTF?!? Who calls out the mother of a son that just committed suicide?!? THG readers, send in your most hateful judgments on Roseanne right now…

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WTF Alert: Roseanne Barr Randomly Blames Suicide of Marie Osmond’s Son on Sexual Preference