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Jennifer Lopez Needs To Double Up Her Spanx

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eesh, my comments about Jennifer Lopez looking better now that she’s dropped the weird looking latino may have been a little premature. Here she is on the set of her new music video having herself a wardrobe malfunction, and not the good kind of wardrobe malfunction, the kind that makes you wish you’ve never seen this crap. Like the time I saw an old asian dude with his testicles hanging out of his bathing suit… You can’t un-see that. Anyhow, it looks like Jennifer might want to double up on the spanx next time. Not attractive.

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Man castrates teen daughter’s much older boyfriend with bread knife

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Man castrates teen daughter’s much older boyfriend with bread knife

German man Helmut Seifert was really upset over the revelations of his 17 year old daughter’s relationship with a 57 year old man and went to Bielefeld police for assistance but to no avail. The 47 year old Russian-born German decided to take matters into his own hands. He got two co-workers to join him at the house of his daughter’s lover, Phillip Genscher. They forced Genscher to remove his pants and cut off his testicles with a bread knife. Seifert then left the scene of the crime with testicles in hand and Genscher bleeding to death. The new eunuch was able however to call police and his life was saved. Seifert has been arrested for attempted murder and will go on trial next year. Seifert had these words to say to police, “I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn't stop him – so I did. “I saw it as my duty as a father.” http://www.examiner.com/offbeat-news-in-national/man-castrates-teen-daughter-s-m… added by: unimatrix0

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Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that.

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Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

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