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Very Much Alive Eddie Murphy Dies on Twitter (Again)

The current Twitter trend ” RIP Eddie Murphy ” has gripped the unwashed microblogging masses with equal parts earnest apoplexy (“Idiots on twitter, why would anyone want to trend something like that”) and predictable cheap-shottery (“Hey Eddie: ‘RIP Eddie Murphy’ is God trying to tell you something about your career.”) — not that unlike the last time Murphy “died” on Twitter . The most we can take away from this experience? People are very eager to paint Twitter itself — what with its frequent death hoaxes and other misinformation — as the worst mass killer since… well, you name it: WTF Is RIP Eddie Murphy Trending,He didnt pass away, twitter is killing people more than Jason Voorhees — It’s Shadoe Bitch (@MeganFoxFanNYC) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy, god twitter kills more people than Rebecca Black’s Friday! #JustSayin — Michael Booth (@M__Booth) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy? WTF, Twitter killed more people than Hitler. — GrandadjFreeman (@GrandadJFreeman) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy. He’s not even dead? Twitter kills more people than Bin Laden. — r.e.b.e.c.c.a. (@TW_Fever) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy? God, Twitter kills more people than Voldemort — Dumble-fucking-dory(@Evil_Dumbledore) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy? Is it me or do more people die on Twitter than Texas’ Death Row? — American Humor (@AmericanHumor) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy? Twitter kills more people than fried chicken. — gurdeep singh virdi (@gurdeepsv) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy? Man, Twitter kills more people each year than cars, airplanes and trucks combined! — Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy twitter kills more people than midsummer murders — Courtney Carey(@NathanSykesXOXO) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy twitter kills more people than Detroit city! — father of all stee (@JOYRDTONE) February 3, 2012 RIP Eddie Murphy is trending… Twitter has killed more people than the Titanic disaster. #smh — Dan Cooper (@mrmadchef) February 3, 2012 “RIP Eddie Murphy” – This is not true. Ignore it. Twitter kills more people than ______ (insert evil well known killer here) — Laurice Fattal (@LauriceF) February 3, 2012 Er, I have nothing. Go for it. Long live Eddie Murphy. Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Jigsaw Tests Into MTV’s Killer Halloween

‘Saw’ serial killer ‘basically a regular guy’ the audience can respect, horror expert says. So, how does he rank among movie murderers? By Kara Warner John Kramer, known as Jigsaw, in “Saw” Photo: Lions Gate Films This week’s horror-movie-themed bloodletting continues with Day 4 of MTV’s Killer Halloween , an in-depth competition in which we ask you, the best and brightest fans, to vote on who is the boldest, baddest and scariest movie murderer. Which horror-movie baddie has the best personality? Make your pick in our MTV Movies Blog poll! Freddy Krueger , Jason Voorhees , Leatherface , Chucky , Michael Myers and Ghostface all have received spotlight treatment, and now it’s time to turn the focus toward a seriously scary mass-murderer: Jigsaw. Jigsaw Name : John “Jigsaw” Kramer, so nicknamed for his practice of cutting puzzle pieces out of the flesh of victims who didn’t “pass” his deadly tests in the “Saw” movie franchise Occupation : Civil engineer turned sadistic self-appointed judge of others’ life choices Weapons : Practical home-improvement items found at a local Home Depot or Lowe’s, along with the aid of a few helping hands here and there Archenemy : People who waste or don’t appreciate their lives, laziness Profile : Kramer is a former civil engineer who is dying from colon cancer. After an unsuccessful suicide attempt, he suddenly gains a new appreciation for life and sets out to make others appreciate what they have before it’s too late. Unfortunately, and as is standard in all good horror flicks, his methods are a bit twisted. In an effort to test his victims’ survival instincts, he crafts deadly and torturous traps that play upon his captives’ character flaws. He doesn’t really want his victims to die, but makes it nearly impossible for them to survive. Horror-movie expert Ryan Turek, managing editor of ShockTillYouDrop.com , explains Jigsaw’s brilliance: “Behind the flayed flesh and exposed guts his messy traps leave behind, Jigsaw does have a pretty solid message to pass along: Live your life and live it right. It’s up to the people he captures to survive the blades, gears and barbed wire of his contraptions,” Turek told MTV News, adding that what separates Jigsaw from other horror-movie killers is the fact that he’s basically a regular guy. “That’s something that the audience can invest in and be terrified of: that lurking behind this amiable face is something incredibly deranged. That somber, withering older guy in the corner? He’s quietly eyeballing you and probably has a trap waiting for you somewhere. It also helps that he’s smart,” Turek continued. “This is a man with an education, and to a degree, you can respect him, which is a scary thought. Jigsaw’s vicious tests get the audience engaged in a discussion about right and wrong. He forces people to better themselves. I’m waiting for the day ‘The Jigsaw Challenge’ reality show hits television. We’re not that far off, are we?” Check out everything we’ve got on “Saw.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos Killer Halloween: Greatest On-Screen Villains

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Jason Voorhees Creeps Up On MTV’s Killer Halloween

Terror of Camp Crystal Lake joins Freddy Krueger on our list of horror icons: Vote for the deadliest in our poll! By Kevin P. Sullivan Jason Vorhees from “Friday The 13th” Photo: Paramount Pictures MTV News kicked off our Killer Halloween with Freddy Krueger on Monday (October 24), but now it’s time to take a look at one of his rivals: “Friday the 13th” terror Jason Voorhees. If you’re just tuning in, each day we’ll profile two of cinema’s deadliest serial killers and ask you to help create the ultimate ranking. Each villain will be ranked from 1 to 5 on a number of deadly attributes, so check back all week for new profiles and new polls, and help decide on the deadliest of them all. Head over to our Movies Blog poll to determine which horror icon has style to die for! Jason Voorhees Occupation : Mongoloid Weapons : Machete, the teenage libido Arch-Enemies : Swimming, campers, Freddy Kruger Profile : You know the saying: Hell hath no fury like a mongoloid serial killer with mommy issues. Jason Voorhees has more than a few things he should discuss with a therapist. His mother, a cook at Camp Crystal Lake, lost her mind when Jason drowned and went on a murderous rampage, killing the canoodling counselors and Kevin Bacon in the process. But Mrs. Voorhees met a very headless end, when one of the counselors decapitated her with a machete, thus handing the camp reigns over to her recently resurrected son, Jason. Wearing a hood over his head to mask his disfigurements, he laid low for a while, hiding out in the woods and a cabin near Crystal Lake. Jason eventually proved more than any sociopathic mother could have ever asked for, killing counselors left and right. He took up that iconic hockey mask in the third installment. While Jason is known for his slow gait, Detroit Redwings mask and machete, he could just as well be known for his many, many resurrections. Campers at Crystal Lake need to learn a simple equation: dead Jason plus electricity equals alive and pissed-off Jason. After two official deaths, Jason earned supernatural powers of regeneration that made him virtually indestructible. His newfound powers allowed him to be frozen and, in turn, to travel 400 years into the future in “Jason X.” Jason’s most recent resurrection came at the razor-sharp hands of Freddy Kruger, who pretended to be Mrs. Voorhees in order to revive Jason. The two eventually faced off, but neither emerged as the clear winner. Check out everything we’ve got on “Friday the 13th.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos Killer Halloween: Greatest On-Screen Villains

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Arcade Fire, Radiohead Signal That Rock Is (Finally) Rising

Clearly, something is happening, and just in time for the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s Nevermind, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Arcade Fire’s Win Butler Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images In January, fresh off a year in which albums by mainstays like Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance stiffed, and efforts by up-and-comers like MGMT mystified, we published an article that wondered, rather matter-of-factly, “Is Rock Dead?” At the time, it seemed a perfectly reasonable thing to ask. After all, for all intents and purposes, rock music was dead in 2010: Nickelback’s Dark Horse was the year’s best-selling rock album (even though it was released in November 2008), lumbering bands like Alter Bridge, Disturbed and Shinedown continued to dominate radio, and even the chart-topping successes of indie acts like Vampire Weekend and Arcade Fire were dismissed as little more than flukes: They only reached #1, the argument went, because there were no hip-hop or pop albums released that same week. And with absolutely zero big-ticket rock releases on the horizon, things were looking equally bleak for 2011. But in the six weeks since we originally published that article, something pretty amazing happened: Rock proved that, much like Jason Voorhees, it can be drowned, stabbed, dragged to hell and cryogenically frozen, but it cannot be killed. At the end of January, the Decemberists’ The King Is Dead inexplicably debuted at #1 on the Billboard albums chart. Last Sunday, at the 53rd Grammys, the Arcade Fire shocked pretty much everybody ( except, it should be noted, me ) by besting Eminem, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry to win Album of the Year . On Monday, we learned there would be a brand-new Radiohead album arriving in our inboxes in less than a week. Couple all that with a fantastic new album from Bright Eyes ( The People’s Key, go buy it), the Foo Fighters’ hotly anticipated Wasting Light (which reteams former Nirvana mates Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic with producer Butch Vig ) and new albums from the Strokes, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay and Blink-182 looming on the horizon — not to mention genuinely great releases from new bands like Warpaint, Smith Westerns and Yuck — and, all of a sudden, rock music doesn’t appear to be dead at all. This isn’t meant to be some “Rock Is Back!” piece (I think we reached critical mass on those sometime around 2002), but it probably could be. Rather, I’m hoping it comes across as nothing more than the blissed-out rejoicings of a long-suffering rock fan. Because, to be perfectly honest, that’s the only angle I’m taking this week. I have worked at MTV News for nearly seven years now, and in that time, I’ve watched as rock and roll lost its grip on popular culture. Bands came and went, nostalgia acts did their victory laps, and nobody — outside of me and a few others — took notice. Rock had been lapped by the likes of Eminem and Lady Gaga, and it didn’t look like it was ever going to overtake them. Maybe it never will. And I don’t care, because, for the first time in a long time, I can unequivocally say: Damn, it feels good to be excited about rock music once again. And given the circular nature of things, I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of rock’s last great uprising: the release of Nirvana’s Nevermind, which quickly thrust the genre back into the spotlight and kept it there for most (OK, like, seven years) of the decade. I’m not suggesting that the Arcade Fire winning Album of the Year is a watershed moment on par with Nevermind overtaking Michael Jackson’s Dangerous atop the Billboard chart (as it did in January 1992), but, shoot, it could very well end up that way. Nor am I expecting that, by year’s end, I’ll be writing laudatory pieces about the return of rock. But again, I very well might be. That uncertainty is key, because it contains within it a shred of hope. You never know. And for the first time in a very long time, I can almost trick myself into believing that. Clearly, something is happening, that much is certain. Maybe it’s just natural evolution, or the stars aligning, or just my blind optimism, but in 2011, rock music appears to finally be pulling itself out of its watery grave, machete in hand, ready to cut down innocent campers. And, man, does it feel good to write something like that. It’s been a long time coming, after all. Do you think rock is on its way back? Let us know in the comments!

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