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Mr. Skin’s DVD Sneak Peek: Bloodlust Zombies and A Swedish Midsummer’s Sex Comedy

When it comes to nudes at the box office this weekend, don’t bother- the Green Lantern can make anything he imagines appear with his power ring, and the best he could do is a shot of Blake Lively in a tight, cleavage-revealing dress in the last 5 minutes of the film. You can get waaaaay better pics of Blake right here on this very blog ! No, for this summer blockbuster season, DVD is where it’s at for nudes. Join us as we rub down two upcoming DVD releases with so many bodacious blonde boobs, bushes, and butts, why bother to leave the house? More after the jump!

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Mr. Skin’s DVD Sneak Peek: Bloodlust Zombies and A Swedish Midsummer’s Sex Comedy

Horror Remake Com-bare and Contr-ass: The Stepfather [PICS]

We’re kicking off Father’s Day weekend here at the Mr. Skin blog by rubbing down both versions of the family horror classic The Stepfather . The Stepfather (1987) stars Jill Schoelen, who Mr. Skin eloquently describes in his review as an “athletically trim brunette…with a sensually angelic face and ripe to bursting swellings of flesh fruit.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Jill’s shower scene in The Stepfather , where she bares her juicy melons and delicious derriere, is one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, despite its short (16 seconds) running time. For the 2009 remake of The Stepfather , the producers kept the story basically the same, but with a few notable (and if you ask Mr. Skin, detrimental) changes. First the main character was changed from a teenage girl to a teenage boy (played by Gossip Girl ’s Penn Badgely ), and second, all the nudity was taken out in order to get a PG-13 rating. Ouch. But here to cheer us up is Amber Heard as Penn’s love interest. When Amber prances around in that teeny weeny polka dot bikini, we almost forget about Jill’s jugs….almost. More pics after the jump!

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Horror Remake Com-bare and Contr-ass: The Stepfather [PICS]

Horror Remake Com-bare and Contr-ass: The Stepfather [PICS]

We’re kicking off Father’s Day weekend here at the Mr. Skin blog by rubbing down both versions of the family horror classic The Stepfather . The Stepfather (1987) stars Jill Schoelen, who Mr. Skin eloquently describes in his review as an “athletically trim brunette…with a sensually angelic face and ripe to bursting swellings of flesh fruit.” We couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Jill’s shower scene in The Stepfather , where she bares her juicy melons and delicious derriere, is one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, despite its short (16 seconds) running time. For the 2009 remake of The Stepfather , the producers kept the story basically the same, but with a few notable (and if you ask Mr. Skin, detrimental) changes. First the main character was changed from a teenage girl to a teenage boy (played by Gossip Girl ’s Penn Badgely ), and second, all the nudity was taken out in order to get a PG-13 rating. Ouch. But here to cheer us up is Amber Heard as Penn’s love interest. When Amber prances around in that teeny weeny polka dot bikini, we almost forget about Jill’s jugs….almost. More pics after the jump!

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Horror Remake Com-bare and Contr-ass: The Stepfather [PICS]