What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage? Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional. Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant . As we continue to rack our brains, we’ll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!
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Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!
