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Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

Ana De Armas is in some VIVA CUBA! style scene with her full tit out, as they need to be, because if you’re an actress who wants to be taken seriously, you need to broaden your audience and this is how you do it… Her story – exciting – how could a child of communism make it in America despite the CUBAN Embargo.. Did she swim across to Key West, or ride a make-shift raft like Elian Gonzalez… Is she in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people…. Which means the often time underage hookers are affordable…cuz the money there isn’t there…we’re talking week long all inclusives, flight and everything for 700 dollars travel.. I mean who cares about her when looking at the tits is what it’s about. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Knock Knock Jokes That Will Leave You Confused! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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    Rock-T has some rather interesting jokes for us today. Listen to the audio player to hear two knock knock jokes that will leave…

Knock Knock Jokes That Will Leave You Confused! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Glee Season 5: Say Farewell To…

When Glee Season 5 kicks off on September 19, four familiar faces will not be around to welcome viewers back to the Fox musical comedy. The network announced today (via TV Line) that the following actors/actresses will not return as series regulars: Heather Morris (Brittany) Mark Salling (Puck) Amber Riley (Mercedes) Harry Shum, Jr. (Mike) In related news, Dianna Agron – who scarcely appeared as Quinn on Glee Season 4 – is not slated to make any appearances at all in 2013-2014. It is possible that any or all of the aforementioned quartet may pop up for at least one or two episodes, but it’s too early to know for sure at the moment. Earlier this week, Fox announced its fall premiere calendar .

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Amanda Bynes to Mac Miller: Hop on My D!ck!!

Amanda Bynes has officially issued her raunchiest Tweet yet – rapper Mac Miller being the lucky recipient – in yet another epic social media outburst. Last night, unprompted as always, Bynes went off about her love for plastic surgery, her renewed hatred for Drake and her apparent love of Mac Miller. Bynes, who heroically had plastic surgery to fix the “webbing” between her eyes, started off by sharing how much she hearts going under the knife. “I Love Surgery,” she wrote, adding that it was SUCH a resounding success that “I Plan On Having Surgery On My Whole Face Straight Up.” Noted. But she wasn’t done. Not even close. “Twitter Is High School For Adults,” she wrote, then proved just how true that is by saying on-off celebrity crush Drake “looks like an ugly old woman. “The only person uglier than @drake is his mom,” Bynes quipped. Ouch. Of course, she’s always hot and cold with Drizzy, adding: “I Know I Love Drake Because If He Got Parkinson’s Or Got Into Some Sort Of Accident & He Looked Different He’d Still Be The Only One I Want.” Hmm. Tuesday, she said Drake had Down Syndrome . Now Parkinson’s? Girl clearly gives a lot of thought to the Canadian rapper and serious disabilities. Anyway … as if that plus a Drake’s mom BURN didn’t give THG enough material, things got even weirder this morning when Miller tweeted at Amanda. “@AmandaBynes please murder my vagina ,” the young “Knock Knock” rapper wrote, in reference to her now-infamous Tweet to Drake. Bynes is game, apparently. She responded in kind: “@MacMiller hop on my dick.” Yes … this really happened .

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My heart went knock knock, the butterflies in my stomach…

My heart went knock knock, the butterflies in my stomach wouldn’t stop stop. We were second in the meet & greet line. It was finally our chance to meet Justin before his show on the 21st of February at the MEN arena. We arrived at the arena at 1 p.m. because we wanted to be there early. We were so exited but so nervous. After about 3 hours, it was time to get our wristbands. We were stood in line for another 2 hours where we could hear the sound check, it was all so exiting. Then Kenny walked by and everyone went crazy but he couldn’t stop. We went down about 7 flights of stairs which lead to the meet and greet room, it was so tense. Then we all heard the cutest voice say, “I’m here,” and Justin popped his head through the curtain! We were called up, and it was our turn next. We walked in and the most perfect figure was standing there. He said, “Hey, how are you? Come in.” We couldn’t say anything, we couldn’t see the camera flashing through our tears. We bought him a bracelet which said, ‘I love my beliebers.’ He said “thank you” as we put it in his hand, and then he hugged us. It was the best hug ever, and he smelled so good. We also told him we loved him as we were getting pulled out by security. “I love you too,” he replied. It was 30 seconds long but that didn’t matter, it was the most perfect 30 seconds of my life. Alfredo was standing there in his onesie but we weren’t aloud to stop and talk to him. Kenny was standing outside the door and gave us the biggest bear hug ever. Sadly we couldn’t take pictures. We then couldn’t breathe and the tears wouldn’t stop, it was incredible. We then found the guy who took our banner from us. He pinky promised us he had taken it to Justin’s dressing room, and in return he gave us 2 of Justin’s guitar picks. We couldn’t believe it. The concert was unbelievable, it was faultless. Now we’re writing this MBE with post concert depression. Nothing will ever beat that day, it was perfect, he was perfect. We are so grateful for this opportunity, and if you keep believing it will happen to you too. -Molly & Chloe (@ima___belieber ) Link: My heart went knock knock, the butterflies in my stomach…

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