Ariel Winter is always at the gym working out and I see little to no improvement. Now I’m not saying she looks bad, but it makes me wonder what she’d look like if she didn’t workout at all!
Lady Gaga got some stupid tattoo last week and posted the pictures to her social media because I guess she felt that people cared, and the scary thing is that she’s pretty fucking famous, and people do care. It’s like if she put on a hat, even being the bullshit hack, scam artist that she is – a huge amount of people will still buy that hat because Gaga was wearing it. Which to me is pretty amazing and says a lot about just how stupid the general population is thanks to media, propaganda and other Nazi tools used to sell product….and reminds me why Ebola is so welcomed this Holiday season…. Anyway, I just saw the ass pic today and the idea of her airing out her vag and/or testicles, and or bleeding hemorrhoids was offensive enough for me to want to share it…and I guess the sickest thing in all this is that I once fondled her ass really fucking hard at a club she was drunk at – when her security wasn’t paying attention…and I liked it…does that make me gay?
I don’t know what they did to Kylie Minogue during her Breast cancer treatment, but I can only assume that it was on some comic boook nerd shit, you know mix her with some radiation and she becomes some kind of superhuman, because this woman…is still fucking amazing, even if photoshopped and she must be in her 60s. I feel like The Locomotion was back in 1985. I could be wrong, I have a horrible memory and I am too lazy to google the shit, which would probably end this post right here and now – when we all find out that she’s actually only 35….and just seems like we’ve known her and that we’ve wanted to fuck her for 4 decades… I like the superhero angle better, not because of comicon week, not because I like anything comic related, but because I feel like if she was a superhero, she’d have a tight gripping vagina, and that’s better than worrying about her birthday year…or if breast cancer just gave her good fake tits…that she’s far less exciting.
I don’t care that Irina Shayk is a groupie, opportunist, gold digging slut who got her career start as a mail order bride to a person who had the power to get her into SI, which got her that stamp of approval that got her into so much fucking more, putting her name on the map…. Because I think when you look like this, you deserve good things given to you with very little effort, and it would be a tragedy if she had it any other way, like if she was back home in Russia working a McDonalds or stripclub, she’s better off working Allure magazine…shaving her legs in it and shit…I am a fan.
A new Tumblr page seeks to answer one of the internet’s most troubling questions: What if Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire? The page re-works Adele’s face into several of the movie’s famous scenes. What would Adele’s face look like if it was run over by a truck? What would Adele look like if she stuffed her face into a cream pie? What would Mrs. Doubtfire look like if she won a Grammy? This isn’t the first time that Mrs. Doubtfire has been subject to an internet parody. Earlier this year, the clas
OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters’ reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense. First, there’s Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It’s so sad these people can’t even afford two separate places to live! Then, there’s Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice… Kourtney & Kim Take New York Sneak Preview
Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….
Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….
Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….
I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, something in the fashion business, but it certainly looks like Irina Shayk really likes that handbag. She’s touching it and rubbing it up against her topless body all sexy like. Luckiest handbag ever! I’m so jealous. The girl is just gorgeous and clearly not afraid to show a little skin to promote something as mundane as handbags. Imagine what she’d look like if she was promoting something good like, I don’t know, nakedness. Hot.
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