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Kylie Minogue in a Bikini for GQ Italia of the Day

I don’t know what they did to Kylie Minogue during her Breast cancer treatment, but I can only assume that it was on some comic boook nerd shit, you know mix her with some radiation and she becomes some kind of superhuman, because this woman…is still fucking amazing, even if photoshopped and she must be in her 60s. I feel like The Locomotion was back in 1985. I could be wrong, I have a horrible memory and I am too lazy to google the shit, which would probably end this post right here and now – when we all find out that she’s actually only 35….and just seems like we’ve known her and that we’ve wanted to fuck her for 4 decades… I like the superhero angle better, not because of comicon week, not because I like anything comic related, but because I feel like if she was a superhero, she’d have a tight gripping vagina, and that’s better than worrying about her birthday year…or if breast cancer just gave her good fake tits…that she’s far less exciting.

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stepGIRL Kate in a Hot Fucking Shoot by Theodore Samuels of the Day

One of the original stepGIRLS who you haven’t seen nearly enough of…is a substantial, straight out of communism, but not really since she’s probably too young to remember communism…if she was even born in Communism, I met her in Montreal, which isn’t really that communist, I mean compared to the States it is, we have medicare and welfare and other social services, and the city is a little war torn and ghetto, falling a part with corruption, but that’s got nothing to do with stepGIRL Kate ….who clearly as a working model…doesn’t only do stepGIRLS shoots…like this exclusive that she Theodore Samuels … I mean these are some fucking nice pictures. I guess Theodore knows what he is doing…this is some top tier…looks like it should be in a Fashion Magazine, far better than any garbage Sports Illustrated is shitting out…this is hot hot hot…and I’m not just saying that because I have been on shoots with the model and I love her…I am saying that because they are good. CHECK OUT HIS SITE

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tanning With Friends of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this picture to her instagram…and I approve. I figure if you’re a bikini model, even if you’re an old tired mom that has already made more money than she ever really imagined she would – all thanks to a brand taking her under their evil, billion dollar wing, you still owe it to people to take some cues from some low level models and fame whore as hard as you can by getting as naked as you can on instagram without getting deleted. It’s this fine line they walk for likes cuz it makes them feel good about themselves, and I guess they are hoping to get jobs…and I guess they are hoping to get billionaire boyfriends…I guess Alessandra doesn’t need any of that…she’s just posting her ass to post her ass and there’s something far more amazing about that than the fame whores…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tanning With Friends of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Tanning With Friends of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this picture to her instagram…and I approve. I figure if you’re a bikini model, even if you’re an old tired mom that has already made more money than she ever really imagined she would – all thanks to a brand taking her under their evil, billion dollar wing, you still owe it to people to take some cues from some low level models and fame whore as hard as you can by getting as naked as you can on instagram without getting deleted. It’s this fine line they walk for likes cuz it makes them feel good about themselves, and I guess they are hoping to get jobs…and I guess they are hoping to get billionaire boyfriends…I guess Alessandra doesn’t need any of that…she’s just posting her ass to post her ass and there’s something far more amazing about that than the fame whores…

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Weather Man Knees Kid in the Crotch of the Day

Some dude charges at a Weather man when he is on air…weather man knees dude in the crotch…that’s pretty much all you need to see here…I guess what it comes down to is that when you see people filming a news segment, you got to do something far more creative than charging a mother fucker…I mean flash your tits, or commit suicide, or really do something substantial….getting hit in the balls is just a fucking fail…

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Miranda Kerr Sexy Party Hotness

I’m not sure what event these pictures are from, something far to glamorous to extend an invitation to The Tuna , but Miranda Kerr was clearly hot enough to get an invitation and that’s all that matters. I guess if I was throwing a party, I would send an invitation to as many supermodels, bikini models and Hooter’s girls as I could find. Obviously none of them would come and the party would end up just being me drinking wine coolers and watching old episodes of Newhart , but it’s worth a shot.

Ashley Greene Nipple is a Dominatrix for Interview of the Day

Thank god for art fags. You know the high brow assholes who think too much and analyze too much and act all smart and condescending to people they don’t consider in their class of human, because with all their bullshit comes half naked bitches.

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