Can somebody please explain this to me? How come a bunch of super-hot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models showed up to something called “The Brooklyn Beach Party” in Coney Island, and not a single one of them is wearing a bikini? Instead, we’ve got Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Hannah Davis , Hannah Ferguson , and Chanel Iman all wearing baseball jerseys, which is kind of hot I guess. But it’s still a pretty mean trick to play on the Little Tuna. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Anyway, you guys enjoy the pictures while I try to figure out if one of these hotties is willing to go to third base to make it up to me. Fingers crossed. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com
This celebrity cool kid, you know them letting you know who they know and who they are friends with, you know because the whole world is like a giant horrible high school and they are the cool kids, and you’re all the fucking virgin losers in the corner not invited to any of the parties… I am all for creating awareness for a disease, but I don’t think ice buckets are representative of the disease…. Jourdan Dunn Sara Sampaio Behati Prinsloo Kate Upton
The latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover is out – and it features a couple nearly naked veterans in Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. They are joined by Lily Aldridge, who is one of several hotties gracing the pages of this year’s edition for the first time. The GORGEOUS rookie class hails from around the globe, as it includes Bregje Heinen (Holland), Samantha Hoopes (Pennsylvania) and Lauren Mellor (Johannesburg, South Africa). Don’t worry, fellas: Kate Upton will still be featured in the magazine. But feast your eyes first on the following beach-based beauties, some of whom have forgotten to even wear half their bathing suits! 12 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Rookies: Lower the Blinds! Open Slideshow 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. View As List 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. 2. Bregje Heinen Bregje Heinen is missing half her bathing suit in this Sports Illustrated edition. Not that we’re complaining! 3. Cris Urena Cris Urena is rather pretty, don’t you think? She poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 4. Valerie van der Graaf Valerie van der Graaf stares seductively into the Sports Illustrated camera in this photo. In this HOT photo, we should say. 5. Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge strikes a seductive poses here for Sports Illustrated. She’s a rookie in the 2014 edition of the magazine. 6. Samantha Hoopes Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookie. This is her first time heating up the magazine’s pages. 7. Lauren Mellor Hello there, Lauren Mellor! The beauty poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 8. Marloes Horst Marloes Horst is featured here in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. 9. Hannah Ferguson Hannah Ferguson poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She’s missing half her swimsuit, however. 10. Hilary Duff Family Hilary Duff Instagrams #modernfamily vacation. See the adorable pic! 11. Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio are two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookies. But we have a feeling they’ll eventually be magazine veterans.
So Sports Illustrated finally released their new 50th Anniversary Issue cover, and just as I predicted, they managed to top last year’s issue by putting my current favorite model Nina Agdal on the cover this year. I’d say I told you so, but then they went ahead and made it even better by adding Lily Aldrige and Chrissy Teigen too. Because as I’ve said all along, the only thing better than one topless model is more of them. And I really like being right.
The cover of Sports Illustrated’s 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue went to not one, not two, but three models in Lily Aldridge, Chrissy Teigen and Nina Agdal. Wearing barely-there bikini bottoms, the beauties got cheeky in the watershed issue, turning to the camera and show off their perfectly toned backsides. The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover trio had to endure a brutal shoot in the Cook Islands … compared to Kate Upton’s Antarctic adventure: Not since 1994’s “Dream Team” of Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson and Rachel Hunter has a trio of supermodels appeared on the cover of the buzzworthy issue. Chrissy Teigen (right) and Nina Agdal (left) are veterans of the annual bikini photo extravaganza, while Aldridge (center) is a newcomer, but a worthy one. “I feel so lucky,” Aldridge, the 28-year-old wife of Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill and mother to 19-month-old-daughter Dixie, said. “It’s a dream come true.” Adds Nina Agdal, 21, “I’m speechless. It was my goal. I couldn’t be happier to be on this year’s cover. Absolutely amazing!” Teigen, 28, had a similar take: “I started crying. It was a weird shaking [and] trembling … I didn’t believe it.” The real question: Which of these SI hotties is the hottest? Vote below! Nina Agdal Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen I Miss Kate Upton!!! View Poll » The trio is also sharing the honors with a fourth cover girl. Sort of. A special, very real-looking Barbie swimsuit issue cover will reportedly be packaged over the top of 1,000 copies as part of a promotional deal with Mattel.
NUTS UK always release the most ridiculous articles, that for some reason are borderline genius, because they are so simple in nature. Like this one to promote Big Brother, by posting the hottest Nude scenes from Big Brother, because really that’s the only reason to watch big brother. Then they throw in some hot titty models, like Chanelle Hayes and the other one, and it becomes a glorious package in the form of a magazine, that is probably worth buying, and definitely worth advertising in, because it cuts through the bullshit… No I am not admitting I am a fan, I just respect their hustle…and here are some pics from the latest issue, you will like.
Lily Aldridge is really not that hot. I am looking at these pics, that are photoshopped from the latest Victoria’s Secret Catalog and her face and body are not all that great. I mean this is Victoria’s Secret, and she’s holding down the whole team, you know a roster of amazingness, is only as strong as the weakest link. Sure her body isn’t fat, it’s kinda ripped in a good way, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, all she has to do is stay fit…but that face, it is hard, it has fake lips, it’s just fucking bullshit, bullshit that I can only assume came from fucking the right guy in a band, like the serial groupie she is, or maybe just knowing the right people… All this to say, she doesn’t deserve it, and here are her pics to prove it.
This is the third Lily Aldridge post in the last 7 days and it seems that we’ve got ourselves a nerdy supermodel in a bikini this time around. I’m sure all you 30 year old virgins will love this. I don’t. This is not her best look, but when she takes off the glasses, Lily has Superman-like powers and my penis becomes defenseless. Oh no, my undies are are getting tighter. Not again!
Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed…. They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.
I’ve got another Victoria’s Secret shoot for you guys today, and this time it’s Lily Aldridge . Lily may not be as famous as some of her fellow supermodels, but she’s clearly got the right idea on how to change that: do an entire shoot topless and showing off your perfect booty. I wish all Victoria’s Secret shoots were like this. Bras are overrated, and besides, it’s not like anybody’s looking at these pictures to get an idea of how their lingerie looks on a normal woman anyway. Don’t kid yourself, ladies. » view all 22 photos
