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AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day

I started this site many fucking years ago, when posting celebrity sluts was probably 10 percent of the stuff I was posting. At the time, I was into digging through the internet to find weirdness. I’d find weirdness on various forums, message boards, friendster and myspace people….I’d find weird things on google images…I’d engage with weird people…answer craigslist ads…etc. It was 2004…and the internet was still an exciting place, before big corporations took over every single aspect of the internet…leaving the weirdness censored…or something I didn’t care to promote because it would just lead people to their evil corporate grasp…. Plus, I was doing all kinds of celeb content by then, which is what people cared about, and celeb tits so abundant, they’d take up the majority of my day…leaving no time, or interest, or energy to dig for weirdness only I find funny… But sometimes, I come across shit that reminds me of the old DrunkenStepfather….the pervyness of the internet before the mainstream became fully pervy… Today is one of those days…. One of the biggest companies to go public is China’s Alibaba….they sell made in china shit directly to anyone, avoiding the middle man….. Most brands use them to source products and find factories and buy shit to re-sell to you. Aliexpress is their consumer site where you can basically by anything from Boats to dildos, bongs to container houses…they legit have everything…. Well, like funny comments or reviews on other sites, whether it’s Facebook, IMBD, YELP, wherever users interact…. ALI brings it far better….in the form of buyers taking pics in their cheap lingerie to show the fit and feel and it’s fucking legendary… Look at some of this shit…brilliant. STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGES OF ALI EXPRESS…. AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post AliExpress Reviews are Porno this is the Round Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie New Topless Tits of the Day

Sofia Richie showing off the new tits, like all the the rich kids out there…wants to show off the latest purchase or toy…the latest car or designer outfit that regular people can’t afford….it’s a bragging situation that they all get off on…because being rich makes them sour tasting, annoying, entitled cunts…that look down on everyone…unless I just made that up out of anger that I am broke…and can’t afford breast implants of my own to suckle and hold while jerking off…on some Bruce Jenner shit…but I think it’s got more to do with society as a whole being disgusting to watch from the sidelines…happy to be broke in a basement apartment, I’ve turned my back on the riches over and over again because who needs that headache when we can just sit at home and blog alone..left alone…it’s a good life…people. I mean not really, it’s almost sucking at life, but at least I’m not sucking dick everyday…selling my soul to the man…man… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie New Topless Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Abigail Clancy in Lingerie of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model….. She’s old as fuck now…but still a footballers wife and footballers sister…not the same footballer…she’s not that wild….but she did play the game right…and I am sure it was hard for her to not play the game right…she’s got a rockin’ fucking body and that’s really what life is all about…that’s why the diet business is a billion dollar industry – despite the fat chicks and the fast food companies coming at our hot fit girls trying to tell them it’s ok to be fat…when it’s not…those fucking propagandist with the worst propaganda…a threat to boners everywhere. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Abigail Clancy in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna is out here promoting her lingerie line with the thickness….cuz thickness is in…at least when it comes to women…because you’re all a bunch of perverts…and a bunch of fucking lazy fucks who don’t have any self discipline in anything…and just eat eat eat cuz you’ve made your money and don’t care…not property brothers money maybe…but still enough to buy all the cake she wants from her lazy throne in her multi million dollar homes… I still like Rihanna. She should have been the star of A Star is Born…fucking anyone by GAGA trash… LINGERIE PIC…HERE. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day

I fucking hate birthday posts, birthday celebrations, birthday compilation posts. I find them lazy as fuck from people who lack vision and creativity and who just want to fill their websites with useless fodder that isn’t even clickbait…it’s just fucking trash… Well, I got a notification on my phone from Youtube celebrating Rihanna’s Birthday and I thought…that at 31, she’s been at this since she was 14, that’s 17 years of hustle to become the icon that she is…even selling herself off at a young age to perverted old people to make her dreams come true…and now she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars…so it was all fucking worth it…and for that…I wanted to put up a compilation of her sluttiest pics cuz she’s a slut…and that’s what I am going to do… Unfortunately, I only have pics from 2012 onwards, so 7 of the last 17 years…works for me…. Oh her birthday was yesterday- I guess that makes it funny remembering that I am bad with dates, slow, always behind, useless…right. The post Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day

Lisa Rinna is a relatively insignificant reality show star, who was on Celebrity Apprentice and was rumored to have jerked off TRUMP will fingering his asshole, the good old fashioned prostate milking, that only seasoned whores are into getting involved in, while younger women still seem to fear shit..even though they’ve grown up on ass licking…. Well, she’s 100 fucking years old, and still out there flashing her panties, cuz I guess she thinks and feels like she’s still hot…and she’s not horrible..despite the rotting smell that I am sure radiates from her vagina….hence the thick panties…to keep the smells in…. I call this..not letting being old and expired get in the way of your whoring…still whorin’…keep whoring…if it’s what you know and what you are good at…don’t give it up…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This is the pussy, the mentor, the mother that created Delilah Bell Hamlin…following her mom’s whore lead….let’s take a second to check her out… The post Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples of the Day

Sammi Hanratty is some girl who got Killed off from Shameless like she was Emmy Rossum….and like Emmy Rossum….she’s into showing her fucking tits…and that’s a good thing because despite what they all tell you or what they tell themselves…the whole “it’s just tits”…”It’s just nipples”….”don’t sexualize our tits”….well it’s Tits and It’s Nipples and seeing all the tits is amazing. Heck Yeah! For Tits…. Keep em coming Ratty and every other slut out there pretending they aren’t sluts out there…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Ridiculous Tits of the Day

Josephine Skriver tits are ridiculous here… This is some brand deal she’s partnered up with who produce Women’s clothing. So these tactics of hit model looking hot with hot tits pulled out of a hot bathing suit…is designed to target women… A reminder That all the sexuaized and misogynistic content all these fuckers say slut content caters to…and encourages is false. Bitches are competitive with hot chicks. They want to dress like hot chicks. They want to be hot chicks. So they watch the hot chicks. Copy the hot chicks. It is how they become hot chicks. So fuck all the haters who say chicks don’t like titty pics of models. Chicks love it so much they buy what these sex workers are selling. That’s what perpetuates the whole thing. Women. Are. Crazy. Here she is in lingerie JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Ridiculous Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day

Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in…. Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool. She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kitrysha Polaroids Her Pussy of the Day

Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, that Asians have small pussy holes and don’t mind small dick…but some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women… She’s only got one name…which is how you know you are dealing with an artist. This 20 something year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian / half Filipino – has her tits out for the cause, whatever the fuck that cause is…. The pics are on Polaroid, therefore they are art, current, hip, one time moment caputred in that moment, instantly…unlike any other pic you take with your iphone and upload to the internet, this one you have to actually physically scan…. making her showing us her labia just self expression man….effort went into this…differentiating her from all the girls who don’t scan their nudes… I remember a time when the only way to get nudes from a girl was Polaroids, because they didn’t want to be on real film that you’d get developed at the photo store…back when nudist pervert girls were hard to find…now they are everywhere. Nothing wrong with that nudist self expression. It is far better than the homeless dude who self expresses himself by doing art with his sick smelling yellow feces… Ultimately, it’s just a naked body, nothing to hide or be ashamed of and everything to jerk off to if you’re into pics not hardcore throat fucking porn… Sex Positive! Always. The post Kitrysha Polaroids Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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