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Seven Cartoons That Deserve Their Own Live-Action Movies [Free Advice]

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Transformers , G.I. Joe , Garfield , The Chipmunks , and now The Smurfs . Hollywood’s gone on a spree pilfering our childhood favorites to make crappy live-action movies. We have some suggestions of ‘toons that should make the trip to the big screen. More

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Ten Better Ways to Get Back at Your Neighbor [Revenge]

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A Staten Island man was arrested this week for hurling a bag of feces (his own, presumably) at the door of his neighbor, with whom he didn’t get along. So unoriginal! Neighborly revenge deserves better. More

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The Great Unwritten Magazine Stories

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanity Fair ‘s new Tiger Woods cover story doesn’t have a Tiger interview, and its Tiger beefcake photos are all of pre-scandal vintage. It just makes us consider the tantalizing magazine story possibilities that are still waiting to be written. The inside story of Tiger Woods since the fateful accident: Just about everything that led up to his wife flipping out and making him run into a hydrant has been published.

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The Great Unwritten Magazine Stories

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Ten Ideas for Bono and his New York Times Op-Ed on Ten World-Changing Ideas

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

” Another fucking Bono op-ed, ” a tipster astutely notes! The U2 frontman has Ten Ideas to Change the World, and they’re in the Times ‘ Op-Ed section “in the spirit of rock star excess.” So how ’bout ten ideas to change Bono? 1.

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Ten Ideas for Bono and his New York Times Op-Ed on Ten World-Changing Ideas

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