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Rihanna Ruins Her Sexy Stockings

At first glance these pictures of Rihanna walking through the airport are pretty damn awful, she looks like the nineties vomited all over her, but upon further inspection I notice a little hooker-ish stockings and garter combination peeking out at me. Not bad. I’m not sure it’s enough to make me enjoy these pictures the way I’d like to, the orthopedic shoes don’t really bring the whole thing together, but what do I know. I’m just a simple man who enjoys looking at celebrities in sexy outfits…. This is not one of those moments.

Rihanna Covers Up Her Lady Business

I don’t know about you guys, but I happen to really enjoy watching hot women struggle to get out of SUV’s in fancy dresses without any of their lady parts falling out. I can’t be the only one. Here’s Rihanna doing just that as she heads to a fashion show in London over the weekend. I’m not very please that she managed to cover up all the goods, but she looks good doing it. Maybe after a couple of cocktails she’ll let her guard down.

Rihanna’s Little Sexy Side Boob Grammy Cleavage

I was at a bar last night and was able to watch the Grammy’s with the sound off while I was doing more important things like drinking my Heineken Light beer. Anyway, Rihanna definitely gets the “hoochie’ award for last night. Especially when she was flashing gang signs during Adele’s performance. I understood them. And yes, I would like to rub lotion on your cleavage with my forehead. Call me.

Scarlett Johansson Tarts Up Her Cleavage

Where have Scarlett Johansson’s big breasts gone? It’s a complete mystery to me. I used to love posting pictures of her big guns all squeezed together in a nice top, good times, but those days seem to be over. I’m not saying she doesn’t look hot, but her talents up front seem to have diminished for some reason. Who am I kidding, I’d still like to spend a half hour motorboating these beauties. I’d wear a snorkel so I wouldn’t have to come up for air.

Rihanna’s Awesome Weirdo See Through Outfit

I really want to make fun of this silly outfit that Rihanna is wearing, but I’ve got to say I’m actually enjoying it. Sure the hat is pretty ridiculous, but she more than makes up for it with the weird see through bathing suit-like thingy. I don’t know what you’d call it, but I think more women should wear it. Obviously they’ve got to be height and weight proportionate, but you get the idea. This is just a sexy woman.

Rihanna Works The See Through Tank Top

When Rihanna decided to head out on the town the other night, she thought it was a good idea to go braless underneath a nicely see through tank top. I couldn’t agree more. Here she is giving us a great look at the Pointer Sister . I like it. A pitcher of water would go a long way right now.

Katharine McPhee Gets Her Armpit Licked

Maybe I’m too old to understand what the hell is going in these pictures, It seems like a hipster thing and I’m not up to date with whatever it is those weirdos are into these days, but it’s Katharine McPhee getting her armpit licked and someone’s got to be into that right? I don’t know who, but the internet is filled with perverts. Anyhow, this is for them. Enjoy. At least get a hot girl to do it next time.

Rihanna’s Somewhat See Through Jumpsuit

If you’re like me you’re probably a little sad that Rihanna is back from her Hawaiian bikini vacation, nothing ruins a perfectly good bikini body that stupid mainland clothing, but it seems she’s not done giving us a little peek. Here she is at the airport in her summery jumpsuit giving us a somewhat see through look at her vacation breasts. She seems like the kind of woman who would go topless on the beach if there weren’t any paparazzi around hiding in the bushes. They need to set up those hidden cameras like they use on National Geographic to film water buffalos humping.

Jessica Simpson Is A Giant Waste Of Hotness

I’m not really liking this pregnant Jessica Simpson anymore, enough is enough, she’s absolutely massive and has to be ready to pop any day now. Squeeze the little ankle biter out and get started with the Weight Watcher’s experiment you’ve signed up to so we can get back to the old Jessica we all used to know and love so much. The one that used to contribute to erections, not completely ruin them.

Rihanna’s Black & White Lingerie Hotness

Rihanna’s been all over the site these last few days, hanging out in her sexy little bikinis and smoking some questionable looking cigarettes while on vacation down in the tropics. Good times. I thought I’d mix things up a bit and bring you these sexy shots of her hanging out in her little lingerie. I like it, the black and white really classes it up. Hotness.