Source: Piotr Marcinski / EyeEm / Getty Whoop whoop! Another White person acts as a police liaison for some ridiculous reason! Once again, the heat went down in the San Francisco Bay Area — this time on the BART train, according to The Mercury News. A passenger was eating a burrito on the train, which was against the rules according to another fellow passenger. “The sign says no eating and drinking,” a man in a Hawaiian shirt says in a video. “You don’t get it. You must be stupid. I’ve seen people like you on TV.” The pressed passenger then gets up and walks to an intercom to call an officer. “We’ve got someone dining in the first car,” he says. “Eating on the train.” Meanwhile, the other passengers on the train seemed unbothered and they were doing what should be done in such a situation… MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. “You eat your burrito,” one unbothered customer says. “Enjoy that sh*t,” says another. You can check out the clip that was posted on Reddit below. Smh. Well at least this time it wasn’t a Black person who risked facing the cops. To all the uptight wypipo out there… Relax, relate, release!
Source: Piotr Marcinski / EyeEm / Getty Whoop whoop! Another White person acts as a police liaison for some ridiculous reason! Once again, the heat went down in the San Francisco Bay Area — this time on the BART train, according to The Mercury News. A passenger was eating a burrito on the train, which was against the rules according to another fellow passenger. “The sign says no eating and drinking,” a man in a Hawaiian shirt says in a video. “You don’t get it. You must be stupid. I’ve seen people like you on TV.” The pressed passenger then gets up and walks to an intercom to call an officer. “We’ve got someone dining in the first car,” he says. “Eating on the train.” Meanwhile, the other passengers on the train seemed unbothered and they were doing what should be done in such a situation… MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. “You eat your burrito,” one unbothered customer says. “Enjoy that sh*t,” says another. You can check out the clip that was posted on Reddit below. Smh. Well at least this time it wasn’t a Black person who risked facing the cops. To all the uptight wypipo out there… Relax, relate, release!
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. We’re referring, of course, not to the literal Jennifer Lawrence falls that were once such a common occurrence on red carpets, but rather to the slow decline of what previously seemed to be one of the sturdiest careers in Hollywood. Although come to think of it, based on her recent descriptions of her own booze intake, we wouldn’t be surprised to see Jen take an actual tumble again soon. Usually, around this time of year, J-Law is wrapping up a promising Oscar campaign. These days, however, she’s promoting the poorly-received spy snoozer Red Sparrow , and thus far, the press tour has been about as abysmal as the film’s reviews. Lawrence sat down for an interview with Howard Stern this week, and in a true sign of how much things have changed since the early days of the shock jock’s career, it was Jen who created a minor scandal with her comments. While she’s not nominated this year, Lawrence will be in attendance at the Oscars, and Stern asked if she’ll be chatting with E! News before the ceremony, despite recent sexual harassment allegations against Ryan Seacrest . “I don’t know about the Ryan Seacrest thing,” Lawrence replied. “I think it is scary, you know. He has not been to trial for anything. I am not a judge. I am not a jury, you know,” she said. “I don’t know… that is where this stuff gets tricky.” As many have pointed out Harvey Weinstein also hasn’t “been to trial for anything” but Lawrence gleefully called him a “boil on the ass of Hollywood” several times in the past week. While she’s certainly not wrong in that assessment of Weinstein, the fact that she seems more willing to believe her fellow famous actresses than the mid-level E! employees who accused Seacrest has prompted many to accuse Jen of hypocrisy. This is far from the first time that Lawrence has made comments that don’t quite align with the feminist agenda she usually espouses. Of course, in today’s climate, it’s more important than ever that stars remain consistent in their messaging. For the most part, Jen has done just that quite admirably, which makes her occasional slip-ups all the more glaring. Now a new theory has emerged about why Jen hasn’t been as poised as usual during her current promotional tour. Jen has sat down with Andy Cohen twice this week and during their second interview, she revealed that she got drunk on the set of Watch What Happens Live before proceeding to the New York premiere of Red Sparrow. “I did get drunk at your thing,” Lawrence admitted on Cohen’s SiriusXM show. “Can we look at the premiere photos please? I look like I had had electroshock therapy.” Lawrence continued: “In my head I’m like, ‘I’m a goth dream,’ and then I looked at the photos and I’m like, ‘I’m a goth dream on crack.’” “My eyes were like ‘I’m not drunk!’” she added. Booziness has always been a part of Jen’s public persona, and it’s likely that she was at least partially joking. Still, if Jen isn’t more careful when discussing sensitive topics in public, she’ll soon have fans imploring her to do her drinking at home.
Audrey Roloff has giant news to share about her daughter. And we mean this literally… … because Ember is practically a giant! We’re just paraphrasing the Little People, Big World star herself here, as Audrey just shared the very cute picture above, along with a lengthy caption that provided the photo with an important backstory. “We took this chunky girl to her 6 month check up today! NO WAY has it been 6 months (in 10 more days technically) since we labored through the night and brought our precious baby into this world,” wrote Roloff. She added: “I am honestly so thankful for those wristband rolls, plump checks and squishable thighs.” If you’ll recall, just a few months ago, Audrey opened up in detail about her breastfeeding struggles. She wrote candidly about a condition known as mastitis, which caused EXTREME pain for the new mother any time she offered her child sustenance. Back in November, Audrey said doctors told her a few days after Ember that the child would “[have] trouble gaining weight and they were concerned” because Roloff’s milk supply had dried up. As you might expect, Audrey was very worried. But she persisted. She embraced her breastfeeding journey … and here is Ember is today! She’s nearly six months old and, as Audrey is about to explain, the bundle of joy could not be doing better. “With all the issues I endured in those first few months, we were told that we’d never be able to exclusively breastfed,” Roloff continued in the caption for the first image shared in this article, continuing: “Yet here we are hitting the 90th percentiles on pure mama milk! “This post is not to discourage anyone whose journey looked different than mine, I’m simply praising God for fulfilling this desire of my heart.” The 90th percentile?!? Wow. Way to go, Audrey! And Ember, too, of course. Audrey concluded by offering words of encouragement to other parents out there. “Rock on mamas,” she wrote, adding: Don’t compare your story to mine or anyone else’s. “Consider it joy” for wherever God has you on your motherhood journey. Tag a mama who you admire in the comments and tell them why. Audrey and Jeremy (pictured above with his wife) have consistently shared updates on Ember and photos of Ember over the past five-plus months. They’ve also been very honest about what life as a mother or a father has meant to them so far. For example, Audrey summed up her journey to date with just one word a few days ago: Grace. Where did this come from? Allow Roloff to explain… “When I realize I’m not the kind, patient, and loving wife intend to be, grace. When I get down on myself for working too much or not enough, grace. “When I haven’t checked anything off my to-do list, grace. When I’ve worn the same outfit 7 days in a row, grace.” LOL, we love it. And we agree with it. We’re so glad to hear that Ember is happy and healthy and that Audrey has successfully overcome those early obstacles to end up in such a content place as a mother. View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff: This is Why We Named Our Daughter Ember
When Farrah Abraham got fired from Teen Mom OG , she didn’t seem terribly concerned about her future career prospects. The reasons for this are fairly obvious – for one thing, Farrah has a number of lucrative side projects. She’s a children’s boutique owner, an online sex show performer, and just about everything in between. On top of that, Farrah’s massive social media followers remain as interested as ever in the developments of her endlessly dramatic personal life. Today’s Farrah news comes to us straight from the source, as the reality star informs Us Weekly that she recently entered a new relationship. Ms. Abraham tells the tabloid that her new beau is a 40-year-old stuntman with the unusual name of Aden Stay. “Aden is amazing,” she told Us . “I’m a lucky woman and feel blessed. We have just started our relationship and I feel like I met someone who is amazing.” Farrah went on to gush about the qualities she most admires in Aden: “I love that he’s Hawaiian, an amazing father, business entrepreneur and we have many similarities,” she said. “I can’t say enough great things about him. I’m a lucky woman.” That entrepreneur part is important, as Farrah stated after her latest breakup that she’s seeking out a man who’s business-savvy. After Abraham and Simon Saran went their separate ways last year, she had this to say about her plans for the future: “I just think I deserve somebody who is … like myself and maybe that’s an entrepreneur or whatever.” She added: “That’s all I’m really looking for — no drama, honest and has some integrity, and I think that’s great.” Aden has performed stunts in films such as J urassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Legal Action, The Gifted, The Boundaries and Den of Thieves. But something tells Aden just took on his most dangerous gig yet. Watch Teen Mom OG online to remind yourself of just what poor Aden has in store. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Fired From Teen Mom OG, Getting Replaced By Who?!
Disney’s latest animated epic, ‘Moana,’ is set to bring in $80 million for its opening weekend in theaters, and Hawaiian showing of it have been selling out like crazy.
Shia LaBeouf has reportedly gotten married. In the most Shia LaBeouf way possible. According to TMZ insiders, the actor exchanged vows over the weekend with Mia Goth. In Las Vegas. With Elvis Presley officiating the wedding. The couple got hitched at an establishment called Viva Las Vegas, which a chapel known for uniquely-themed weddings. Some of the options on the venue’s so-called menu, for example, include Elvis and Alice Cooper packages. There are also generic gangster and gladiator themes. Because who would not want to be all gangster, literally, when getting married? But anyway. Back to Shia and Mia: TMZ reports that t hey chose a combination Elvis and Hawaiian theme, Mia even riding to her big day alongside an Elvis impersonator in a pink Cadillac. Sounds about right for a guy who often gets arrested and who once did this: Shia LaBeouf Green Screen Rant: WTH is Happening Here?!? Seriously, did you watch that? Please stop what you are doing and make sure you click PLAY. Goth and LaBeouf have quite the history together. They got engaged in March, but LaBeouf was accused of assault against Goth just over a year ago, in July of 2016. The altercation allegedly took place in Germany, with witnesses saying the twosome got into a pretty big argument outside of a hotel. The argument led to a physical confrontation, which left Goth with a black eye. Locals supposedly broke up the fight and drove LaBeouf to the airport, where he went on record as saying he would have killed Goth if he had stayed. There’s even video of the incident: Shia LaBeouf-Mia Goth Fight Caught on Tape: WATCH! This one is less entertaining than the video we shared previously of LaBeouf. But, hey, whatever. The stars appear to have worked it out. The newlyweds started dating in 2012, after working together on the controversial movie Nymphomaniac. Aside from the aforementioned kerfluffle, they have remained relatively under the radar for a Hollywood couple. We have no idea where Mia and Shia will go on their honeymoon, but we’re guessing it will be someplace unusual. Congrats to the happy couple, right? Join us in sending them your best wishes.
There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells.. So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30… What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with.. All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again. Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck.. To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caitlyn Jenner Opens Up On Rejecting Eldest Daughter Caitlyn Jenner is embracing the whole truth , and letting all Bruce’s old demons fly in her Vanity Fair article. After opening up on the real about Bruce’s marriage to Kris Jenner , she’s now giving details on how he initially rejected his first born daughter in the midst of a rocky divorce and gender issues . Via MailOnline : Bruce Jenner wanted to abort his eldest daughter and was not present for her birth. The revelation came as the former Olympian introduced his female identity, Caitlyn, on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine. The star’s daughter Casey, 34, told the publication that she did not find out her father didn’t want her until she was 13. ‘I never knew he wasn’t at my birth until I was about 13 years old and we were arguing on the phone about money,’ she told the magazine. ‘He kept saying, “You don’t know the whole story”.’I hung up the phone and was asking my mom what he was talking about until she confessed the history behind my birth.’ Bruce Jenner was married to his first wife to Chrystie Crownover from 1972 to 1981, with whom he had two children, Burton and Cassandra. But in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, Jenner recalls that the couple found out Chrystie was pregnant halfway through their divorce. Jenner brought up the idea of abortion but ‘rejected it after 30 seconds’. When Casey eventually did arrive on June 10, 1980, Jenner was in a hotel room in Kansas City, crying. ‘Under the circumstances I could not even see myself being there,’ Jenner told the mag. But now, as Caitlyn, the former olympian and his eldest daughter get along great: But following the transformation, Caitlyn now talks to her eldest daughter more than ever. ‘I was worried I wouldn’t say the right things or act the right way or seem relaxed,’ Jenner told Vanity Fair. But as soon a Casey realized how happy her father had become, they both became at ease. ‘We talked more than we ever have,’ Jenner said. ‘We could just be girls together.’ This is a LOT of personal business getting spilled here. Who else smells a tell-all/memoir in the works??
