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Carmen Electra Topless For Lovecat Magazine

Carmen Electra is not exactly the most relevant of hotties, unless you’re somehow still stuck in the nineties, but she’s always been one of my favorite pin up girls so I have to post shots of her whenever they come my way. Here she is topless on the cover of something called Lovecat magazine. Obviously she wants my attention, she’s showing off some underboob, flashing her thong and just all around looking good. Well done lady.

Nina Agdal’s Hotness In Love Cat Magazine

As far as models go, Nina Agdal is pretty foreign to me, but she sure knows how to get my attention. Here she is posing for Love Cat Magazine in all kinds of weird sexy outfits. Wait, what? What the hell is Love Cat Magazine ? Whatever it is, it looks like they don’t really have a very big budget when it comes to their photoshoots, I’ve seen Walmart photo studio pictures with better backdrops than this. Luckily Nina’s tight body steals the show. Hot.

Daisy Fuentes’ Sweet Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t really heard the name Daisy Fuentes in a really long time, I would have thought she’d have married some rich old douchebag by now and squeezed out a few kids for him. Luckily, that doesn’t seem to have been the case. Here’s the nineties hottie looking pretty damn good actually in some sexy topless bikini Twitter pictures. Well done lady, welcome back. That booty still looks like it could crush a few walnuts. You know she’s almost fifty right? I’m impressed.

Katy Perry Is Scaring Me A Little

Aw man! What the hell is this all about? I get it, Katy Perry is going through a divorce and I hear that kind of thing can make people do strange things, but enough with the almost daily changes in her look. I loved the big breasted candy pop singer look, and I was just getting use to the big breasted hipster look, but I’m not sure I can handle this big breasted emo/goth/vampire look she’s got going on. It was hard enough dealing with girlfriends like this back in the nineties, I’m too old for this crap. I think we might have to see other people.

Miley Cyrus’ New Stripper Tattoo

In case you were trying to keep track of Miley Cyrus’ redneck tattoos, you might want to add this shot to your scrapbook. Here’s the hillbilly hottie showing off her latest ingenious creation. I can’t read what it says, probably something about her being a powerful woman or some crap like that, but I get the feeling it’s misspelled. I guess it could be worse, I once got a lap dance from a stripper with “Property Of Ahmed” tattooed on her ass… Not cool.

Rihanna Ruins Her Sexy Stockings

At first glance these pictures of Rihanna walking through the airport are pretty damn awful, she looks like the nineties vomited all over her, but upon further inspection I notice a little hooker-ish stockings and garter combination peeking out at me. Not bad. I’m not sure it’s enough to make me enjoy these pictures the way I’d like to, the orthopedic shoes don’t really bring the whole thing together, but what do I know. I’m just a simple man who enjoys looking at celebrities in sexy outfits…. This is not one of those moments.

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Hey Jess…You Forgot Something

Jessica Simpson is all smiles after just getting her hair did. The singer is on her way to watch little sis Ashlee Simpson-Wentz on Broadway in NYC. It looks like Jess forgot to get one thing done before leaving the salon though…her makeup.

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Hey Jess…You Forgot Something

Robert Pattinson is Hot, Not Romantic

There’s a lot to like about Robert Pattinson – acting ability, dynamite hair, a humble attitude – but the actor admits he isn’t the most romantic person alive. “I really haven’t done that many romantic things in my life…

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Robert Pattinson is Hot, Not Romantic