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Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)…. I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists…. But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling…. So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…

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Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

Charisma Carpenter in a Pink Dress of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some grandmother aged actress who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer….and I am only posting her pics for he grandfather aged virgin nerds on the site who used to jerk off to her while imagining her as their wife….cuz I know that your virgin loser status makes you pretty committed to the object of your desire – even 20 years later….loyalty…. The funny thing about Charisma Carpenter is that she was almost raped by Henry Hubbard Jr a serial rapist….and involved in his convinction…which probably isn’t that good of a thing to any of you rapists who hate bitches who tell on you…but it makes me think she may be open minded to living out some rape fantasies from her youth….cuz all almost rape victims love revisitng that shit…while all rape victims usually go lesbian… Either way, she’s still kinda hot, despite her age…but I blame her vagina for making me think that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian is a Underwater Sea Mammal in her Bikini of the Day

I think we’ve just found another species to add to the Sea Mammal list, let’s just hope it is on the endagereed list, because the hottest thing in these pic is not that the water holds her sloppy body in a nice way, or that the water acts as a nice filter, before her photo editor, edits harder…it is that there is a possiblity that she will drown, probably because she swam too soon after eating as fat chicks often do….and that bring hope of a better tomorrow…. I like that the pig Kardashian is keeping it Ghetto while up on some Orange Drink….I wonder how much she got paid for that product plug….weak. Either way, here she is, living out some aquarium fat mermaid fetishes…

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Carla Bruni is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I live near French people and they are lazy as fuck. They never seem to be working. They are always at lunch, drinking wine, eating cheese and bread and nothing ever gets done.

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