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I am assuming Tila Tequila put these pictures up on twitter, the only place that barely cares about her because the people on the shit have nothing better to do with their time that read drivel about other people’s boring fucking lives, updated 50 fucking times a day, especially when the person you happen to be following was the original myspace fake celebrity, who the media ate up and gave a couple trashy TV shows to, because America is desperate and falling apart at the seams, but not quite as desperate as Tila Tequila because she knows no one gives a fuck about her anymore and that her ride from the top is going to be a steady fucking slope down and I’m happy about that… With any downward spiral especially one of someone who was only famous because of her slut outfits and behvavior, this chessy trash whore is going to keep getting more and more naked, eventually ending up in porn or dead in one of her fans trunk who approached her as a “producer” interested in giving her work and her excitement that someone still cared made her forget a background check…. Here are those pics of her supporting the Yankees with her lame tits
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Tila Tequila in Yankee Lingerie Pics on the Only Place that Cares of the Day
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I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out.
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Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day
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Oh shit the dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is still alive, but he should really cover up his beer belly, cuz that’s the kind of behavior that gets you arrested if you’re standing outside a preschool….or so I’ve been told… The funniest memory I have of this show was watching it with my friend who thought she was so fucking hot and would make us all shut up at her parts. He thought her fat tits and really tall ripped body were the fucking ultimate and we’d all laugh at him cuz all I could see was biceps, broad back and a deep fucking voice that even watching him act like a chick made me feel seriously uncomfortable, because I’m not so open minded to trannies, they pretty much freak me the fuck out…not that you care…but I am posting the pics anyway… Pics via Bauer
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The Dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is Still Alive of the Day
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This is a pretty good example of a bitch who’s ego got a little too out of control….send her back to her garbage man father’s shanty, braiding hair for British tourists and ground her cunt behavior a little, it’s fucking needed, but instead they give her another record deal and a whole publicity tour because she makes everyone involved too much fucking money, only leading to her getting a bigger fucking ego than she already has, and bitch is already pullin out fashion show moves on the fuckin’ street so I think its gone too fucking far and there’s no turning back but it’d be nice to watch it all come crashing down….all over her fucking umbrella-ella-ella-eh. Pics via Bauer Pics via INF
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Rihanna Thinks She’s a Supermodel of the Day
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I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in. Pics via INF
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Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day
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I don’t understand gay black dudes. They are for the most part more outrageous and flamboyant and fucking insanely gay than any other breed of homo.
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Halle Berry Looks Like a Gay Black Dude of the Day
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I am pretty slow moving today. I partially blame drinking hard last night but also blame my lack of drive, ambition or real interest in all this celebrity bullshit, mainly because giving these garbage people more attention is perpetuating their egos and lifestyle and I hate taking part of that, if anything, it digusts me
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Mickey Rourke’s Tall Skinny Pussy of the Day
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The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive.
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It’s true, everybody! You can’t have too much of a good thing. Especially when that good thing looks exactly like Megan Fox.
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