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Amanda Bynes Rocks the Bong of the Day

Amanda Bynes is hot, long legged, desperate and a failed child star I want to save…because I usually get to fuck the girls I save… She’s been addicted to getting busted for bad driving and accidents cuz it has finally got people talking about her….like a rebel teen who just doesn’t care about the rules as long as people keep telling him to stop breaking them….I’m thinking maybe her parents are divorced or maybe she had her childhood robbed and this is her crying for help…. But now she’s gone to smoking hash, or at least a pipe in her car, for the paparazzi, probably as a lie, stunt, to get people talking, which they are doing….when really all she should be doing is a sex tape…or at least a sex hard cuddle with me….cuz she’s lovely… I don’t buy this shit, but I’ll post it cuz i have nothing else to do and because i am pathetic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lawrence is Funny for W of the Day

Fashion is some clowning shit, especially when fashion does some “high concept” bullshit, that isn’t high concept at all, but that all the idiots with no vision think is high concept, and beautiful imagery, because they are try hard retards who will consume any crap someone shits out and calls art or fashion…since it adds some flavor to their miserable existance..but I think it is funny, even if I prefer my art to be way more high concept like spread vagina, with midgets, homeless men and snowmans being built….you know if we are gonna be clowns about shit, let’s a least go big and be fun about it….not that Jennifer Lawrence hiding her tits to pose with birds isn’t fun…it just doesn’t make sense in its weirdness kinda like how it didn’t make sense that she was Academy Award nominated at 12 and instead of being the next great American Actress, she became the next franchise queen Kristen Stewart….kids these days have their morals all fucked up

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Dimple Brings me Joy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a fucking dream….people give me shit because of her face…they say she’s busted up and broken down…but I just don’t see it….maybe I am blinded by love like that hot implant 25 year old I saw riding with an old fat dude in a Ferrari yesterday, you know cuz her body is a fucking wonderland……or maybe this is my type…..the idea woman…where even her imperfections are perfect….or maybe Candice Swanepoel and I are just connected at the soul and her rockin’ ass pulls the strings of my heart like some kind of puppet master who makes me want to dance…and by dance I mean masturbate to a bitch in a bikini like I was 12 and there was no internet, just good old wholesome jerking off to non porn….finding erotic in everything…like ass dimples I’d want to fill with my seed like it was BOTOX….. She’s the best. TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Middleton Alleged Topless Tanning Pics that Look Pretty Topless of the Day

Kate Middleton is some middle class whore who was hired by the Royal Family to be the future Queen as a marketing stunt for the Royal Family, because lets face it they were losing their brand image….and having her spoke to the public in a way that got them hits…views and a televised wedding…. Even she didn’t really love the Prince, he’s a fucking prince, pretty top dog in her social scene or possiblities of people to get knocked up by, it is really just logic….and I wouldn’t call her a whore for it….all girls make themseleves love men who come with opportunity… And like a whore, here she is in some topless pics, tanning like every girl should, a leader to us all, because after selling your soul to the devil isn’t all that bad, but you still don’t want to have fucking tan lines, especially not when in France where topless is allowed and the paparazzi watch….the same paparazzi that can leave you dead in a Tunnel….RIP Princess Diana….. All this to say, these pics were in Closer magazine and they shoulda been closer…I like my tanning pics with more spread labia…and she’s unevnentful…sure she may be skinny, her ass may be ok, but here tits aren’t that rockin’….and here are the pics…we need more Pippa….she’s the real bottom feeder in the family trying to get noticed and stand out from her sister’s shadow…and that makes her more fun.

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