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Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day

When Jessica Alba isn’t selling fake product called “Honest”….because everyone knows anyone who needs to call something “honest”…is full of fucking shit…especially when that person is an actress who’s entire career has been a fucking lie, she didn’t even tell people that she was a fucking Mexican for the longest time…so all these “organic” products contain toxic chemicals and she’s getting busted for her, not that she has ever worked there, or made any decisions ever, or anywhere, she’s just a puppet, the figurehead who sits around a looks pretty enough as a mom…so that people buy her shit, it’s her thing…it’s all she knows….and here are her tits…on Spring Break…where she’s doing solid thinking and planning to take her bullshit public…because it’s all her motherfuckers, at least that’s what she thinks, and really it may be true in terms of sales, like she’s the AVON lady of her own AVON… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day

Amanda Bynes Rocks the Bong of the Day

Amanda Bynes is hot, long legged, desperate and a failed child star I want to save…because I usually get to fuck the girls I save… She’s been addicted to getting busted for bad driving and accidents cuz it has finally got people talking about her….like a rebel teen who just doesn’t care about the rules as long as people keep telling him to stop breaking them….I’m thinking maybe her parents are divorced or maybe she had her childhood robbed and this is her crying for help…. But now she’s gone to smoking hash, or at least a pipe in her car, for the paparazzi, probably as a lie, stunt, to get people talking, which they are doing….when really all she should be doing is a sex tape…or at least a sex hard cuddle with me….cuz she’s lovely… I don’t buy this shit, but I’ll post it cuz i have nothing else to do and because i am pathetic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Famous ‘Fat’ Guy Gets Car Impounded

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Frank Medrano is best known for playing a guy named Fat Ass in ” Shawshank Redemption ” — and one named Fat Mancho in “Sleepers” — so maybe it’s a good thing the cops impounded his car Saturday night … walking is good for you. Law enforcement… Read more

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Willie Nelson — High Stakes in Weed Arrest

Filed under: Willie Nelson , Celebrity Justice It may sound like a joke — Willie Nelson getting busted for pot — but the music legend could face some serious jail time … and a pro pot group thinks they have a way to keep Willie out of the pokey. Nelson was busted over the weekend in Texas for… Read more

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Willie Nelson — High Stakes in Weed Arrest

Jesse James Busted for Busting Up Pap’s Car

There’s never a better time to be in rehab than when you’re getting busted back home. Jesse James was cited for vandalism Thursday for allegedly roughing up a paparazzo’s car…

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Pete Doherty Pleads Guilty to DUI, Gets Arrested For Drug Possession After Leaving Court

Pete Doherty has been arrested for drug possession. That’s nothing new.

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Pete Doherty Pleads Guilty to DUI, Gets Arrested For Drug Possession After Leaving Court