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Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day

When Jessica Alba isn’t selling fake product called “Honest”….because everyone knows anyone who needs to call something “honest”…is full of fucking shit…especially when that person is an actress who’s entire career has been a fucking lie, she didn’t even tell people that she was a fucking Mexican for the longest time…so all these “organic” products contain toxic chemicals and she’s getting busted for her, not that she has ever worked there, or made any decisions ever, or anywhere, she’s just a puppet, the figurehead who sits around a looks pretty enough as a mom…so that people buy her shit, it’s her thing…it’s all she knows….and here are her tits…on Spring Break…where she’s doing solid thinking and planning to take her bullshit public…because it’s all her motherfuckers, at least that’s what she thinks, and really it may be true in terms of sales, like she’s the AVON lady of her own AVON… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day

Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement… You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special… Either way, she’s in a sports bra… The post Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kellie Pickler Bikini Pics of the Day

I remember Kellie Pickler when he played up being a half retarded inbred hick with no tits, who was hot enough for her grandaddy to “raise” the way backwoods girls are meant to be raised… She was from American Idol…I assume she’s gone onto wonderful high paying things, where she just continued to talk the same talk as her hick fan base, which happens to be the majority of the American population…I assume she was more the figurehead, puppet the label milked and prodded, but paid her more than the 5,000 dollars a year her possum eating grandpappy ever made… I think her greatest work was her breast implants, and I guess unlike her music, they are worth paying attention to when in a bikini on Vacation.. I can believe I just reached into part of my mind to cover anything that has to do with Kellie Pickler..all because she’s in a bikini top…but I did…and that’s pretty impressive blogging, despite blogging never being impressive, embarrassing yes…impressive…never. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner in Greece Not Doin’ Greek Bikini Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner is showing off her 17 body in a bikini because all she wants in life is to be a Victoria’s Secret model. She’s tall, she’s fit and has a team of people who can probably convince Victoria’s Secret into giving her the job as an 18th birthday present, since Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck with underage girls as models anymore, even though they used to. Pornographers. You see, cuz rich people, get everything they want. It used to be a BMW for her 16th birthday, now that shit is amateur, even the middle class kids get those now. I just like knowing how damaged she will be by 25. Because you know things like these always break. Not to mention, ask any bitch at 25 if she had a hot body at 17, most will say yes, making these pics, not very impressive and not just because she is the figurehead for an evil Kardashian empire now that the old fat one fell off harder than the time she shut down an all you can eat breakfast buffet….More Waffles. Here are the instagram self produced smut.

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