I like gratuitous violence and T&A as much as the next degenerate on the Internet, so obviously I’m looking forward to the Machete sequel. And even though it still doesn’t come out for a couple weeks, it looks like they already got things started off right. Because here’s some hottie named Kea Ho bringing some serious cleavage to the LA premiere of Machete Kills . I have no clue who she is, but I hope we get to see a lot more of her in the movie. She’s clearly very talented, don’t you agree? Photos: WENN.com
I’m hoping that Sofia Vergara just hates spoilers, and that’s why she decided against revealing any of her awesome cleavage at the LA premiere of her new movie Machete Kills . And why she forgot to forget to wear a bra under that see-through dress of hers. I guess it’s smart marketing though, since seeing more of Sofia is what keeps people guys watching Modern Family every week. But in case you’re impatient like me and can’t wait for the movie to come out and don’t care about spoilers, well, thank God for the archives . » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t do many posts on Alexa Vega , but after seeing these pictures of her busting out some awesome cleavage at the Machete Kills premiere, I hope from now on Alexa’s boobs get the A-list attention they deserve. I can’t believe i didn’t notice them sooner. I blame you guys for not emailing me and keeping me up to date. I can’t do my job on my own!
Larry Birkhead may soon be laughing all the way to the bank. A federal judge ruled this week that Dannielynn – the six-year old daughter Larry had with the late Anna Nicole Smith – may be entitled to as much as $49 million due to sanctions from the estate of E. Pierce Marshall, the son of Anna’s ex-husband, J. Howard Marshall. The judge found “massive discovery abuse” in Marshall’s legal battle against the deceased model and has ordered his estate to pay up as punishment. Such a punitive figure arises from allegations that Marshall’s estate lawyers utilizes “delaying tactics like shipping crucial legal documents to a lawyer in Lake Charles, La. to try and keep them out of the hands of Smith’s lawyers,” according to Forbes . Those representing Anna Nicole have been trying for many years to recover hundreds of millions from the enormous estate of her late ex, which is estimated to be close to $1 billion. He passed away at the age of 90 in 1995, but did not include his wife at the time in his will. “This is a complete vindication of Anna Nicole’s rights, and a total condemnation of what was done to her,” Phil Boesch, lawyer of Smith’s estate, told Forbes . “We are confident that the amount Anna’s estate and daughter Dannielynn will finally be awarded will be fair and substantial.” Anna Nicole died from a drug overdose in 2007 at age 39.
What’s crazier than McDonald’s claiming it does not sell junk food ? How about Burger King coming out with an apparatus that allows one to eat a Whopper without using one’s hands? Yes, the chain debuted such an item this week in honor of its 50th anniversary in Puerto, giving away 50 hands-free holders to customers in that U.S. territory. It’s unclear whether or not the extremely useful and necessary tool will make its way to the States, but here is a commercial for it: Hands-Free Whopper Commercial
Yes, Burger King now offers a hands-free Whopper holder. But a fast food chain in Brazil tried to make an actual difference in people’s lives this March. In honor of International Women’s Day, the restaurant Spoleto handed out mirrors to female customers and told them their order would be comped as long as they could say with confidence: I’m beautiful. Pretty cool, right? A video documenting the day just went online. Check it out now: Beautiful Women Eat Free at Restaurant This experiment is part of a new trend of businesses engaging with female empowerment as a type of advertising. Last month, for example, Dove released a ” Real Beauty ” campaign that asked women to describe themselves to a sketch artist. It became a viral sensation.
Get ready for all the vaguely Marxist college kids to start wearing “Shé” t-shirts. Michelle Rodriguez stars as Shé ( not to be confused with the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara) in the new Machete Kills character poster . Take a look: Danny Trejo returns to star as the title character in the action sequel. This time, he is approached by the U.S. President to help stop a dangerous millionaire. Who plays the President? Charlie Sheen. The movie is apparently a dystopian horror film. Who plays the wealthy lunatic? Mel Gibson. There’s the realism we were looking for. Robert Rodriguez returns to direct the film, which will premiere September 13. Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star. Watch the Machete Kills trailer for a preview.
Also in Friday morning’s wrap of news briefs: Variety appoints its new publisher. Shirley MacLaine eyes her next gig. And, take a look at the new Specialty newcomers for the weekend. Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills Heads to Open Road The new movie sees Danny Trejo reprising his role as ex-Federale agent Machete and adds Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson. Here’s what is known about the pic: “Machete “recruited by the president of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man: He must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet,” THR reports . Ewan McGregor and Kate Hudson Eye Born to Be King McGregor will play dual roles as an extra who resembles a major movie star. Hudson, who is still in talks to join the project, would play a Hollywood starlet who has issues with the star but likes the extra, THR reports . Variety Names Michelle Sobrino-Stearns Publisher Its associate publisher Sobrino-Stearns was named publisher, the first big move at the Hollywood trade publication since Penske Media Corp. acquired it earlier this month. She is Variety’s first female lead in its century-plus history, Deadline reports . [ PMC is the parent company of Movieline ] Shirley MacLaine Eyes Tammy MacLaine is in talks to star opposite Melissa McCarthy in road trip comedy Tammy . The story centers on a woman who is laid off from her job at Hardee’s, discovers her husband is having an affair and decides to go on a road trip with her alcoholic, foul-mouthed, diabetic grandmother, THR reports . Specialty Box Office: The Sessions , All Together , Holy Motors , Tai Chi Zero Jane Fonda, Kylie Minogue, Helen Hunt, William H. Macy and more have debuts in the Specialty realm this weekend. Fox Searchlight hosted a series of word-of-mouthers for The Sessions which it nabbed at Sundance. NYC distributor Kino Lorber is teaming with Tribeca Film for its first title going out via theatrical day and date with French-language All Together . Cannes favorite Holy Motors will head out in theaters via Indomina, opening in New York this weekend, followed by releases in various U.S. cities Deadline reports .
Gaga, who just confirmed her role as Lady Chameleon in Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete Kills,’ posts photos with the ‘Machete’ actress. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsay Lohan, Ellen von Unwerth and Lady Gaga at the Chateau Marmont Photo: LittleMonsters.com
Alexa Vega has officially moved on from Spy Kids to a game of I Spy… Cleavage! Indeed, the former child star – who recently split from her husband of two years – has posted the following photo on Twitter, giving movie fans a glimpse at her upcoming character from Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills . Go ahead and ogle while we hurry up and see if tickets are on sale yet… Vega split from Sean Covel in March, but she already has her next man lined up, Tweeting yesterday: Dammit!!! I’m crushing on Christian Grey! Does this mean the 23-year old is angling for the role of Anastasia Steele? If so, she’s making quite the statement in this picture. Your move, Emma Watson …
