The other day Kylie Minogue reminded us that Breast Cancer didn’t rob her of her femininity…but rather did the opposite because she’s hotter than ever and I am all about her SEXERCIZE VIDEO despite memories of her in the early 90s making it hard for me to be into someone born the same decade as her…you see, because she’s old as fuck… But here she is in some magazine, looking amazing, like some kind of freak of nature who can’t really be australian, since every Australian I know, turns into some kind of shrivelled looking sun damaged alligator-faced monster that could have killed Steve Irwin, if the stingray didn’t beat them to it… So I’m here thinking maybe the cancer treatments also killed the aging process, or maybe she’s now some genetic freak, but ultimately, none of that matters, what matters is that she’s perfect.
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Kylie Minogue’s Hot in Some Magazine at 100 of the Day
