Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption…. read more
There’s a dearth of skin in this week’s new releases, but some classic skin flicks are making their way to Blu-ray for the first time today!… read more
This week’s big release, Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, was female nudity free, but there are plenty of remastered films making their high def debuts today!… read more
This week’s big release, Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, was female nudity free, but there are plenty of remastered films making their high def debuts today!… read more
Emma Stone is a weird mouthed celebrity….you know another one of these huge stars on the Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence kick that make zero sense to me…not even when I stare at her ass in leggings, because I know that leggings lie, but more imporantly, because I know she’s just overrated, has a huge nerd fanbase, who is relentlessly loyal to her, despite her weird mouth, Makes no sense to me..But bitch gets paid…more than her Soccer Mom Audi Q5 is letting on…bitch gets paid…more than you’d expect her to get paid based on her weird mouth alone… It’s just the way the world works, there are these girls who are just loved and eaten up by hollywood for no real reason at all…other than that producers can get higher budgets for movies and thus line their pockets with more money… The post Emma Stone’s Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids… More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares.. The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves… The Worst.. The post Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Whitney Cummings was the skinny, vain, obnoxious, annoying, not very funny, yet hot enough to book gigs, “comedian”….who ended up getting two shows…for her writing, because the entertainment industry is fucked… The fact is that actual hot girls are getting acting jobs, without making jokes about being a girl, dealing with boners, and other relatable “dating” stories, that just suck….but since the market is women, worked… It was a hook, she didn’t even have to be funny, but amongst the lesbians with asymetric haircut comedians, worked…plus lesbians don’t joke about sucking dick, which is the “fart joke”…of the generation….played out. I assume now that she’s made it, now that she has money, now that she can afford to eat, she’s allowed herself to gain weight, you know grow into the tits that are the only reason she has a career… And in being a fame whore, whore, who found her angle, she’s continued, like Chelsea Handler before her, by going to instagram with fame whore pics, to show off her new fat body, to make noise about herself, because now that she’s won…and is over winning, she’s gone back to making noise about herself…and she’s doing it by flashing her shitty fucking comedy ass..but it’s still an ass, and I am down with any fame whore, whether she’s rich and made it or not… I call this series, not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, so it works…. Fuck Whitney Cummings… The post Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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