Wait… there went the bride?!? Yes, according to a new report about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. NW Magazine, a publication that stems from the actor’s home nation of Australia, alleges that Miley and Liam actually exchanged vows six months ago. “It was a very intimate ceremony at their house in Malibu,” an insider tells the publication, staring that vows were exchanged in late April and adding: “I’m told only a handful of people were there and they’re still the only ones who know.” Well… not anymore! Miley and Liam don’t plan on going public with their status as Husband and Wife any time soon, so this report may go unverified for awhile. The singer and actor actually vacationed recently at Tybee Island in Georgia, which is where they filmed The Last Song way back in 2009. It was on this movie set that Hemsworth and Cyrus fell in love. The two got engaged after several months of dating, only to break up in 2013. They remained broken up for over a year, yet sources slowly started leaking after awhile that the pair had found their way back to each other. In January of 2016, meanwhile, Miley suddenly started wearing an engagement ring in public. Neither she nor Hemsworth confirmed that any question had been popped, however. Not that this has prevented several celebrity gossip outlets from claiming the couple had quietly gone off and gotten married . This is really just the latest example of a tabloid announcing on its own that a wedding has taken place. It is true, however, that Cyrus and Hemsworth are now fully out on the open. For awhile there, the stars barely walked any red carpets together and refrained from even sharing Instagram pictures of each other. But that changed many months ago. Now, Miley and Liam frequently act all goofy on social media and even discuss their sex lives with talk show hosts ! “It’s good for people to have that space to grow individually. Otherwise, when you’re with someone from 16 until 24, you grow into the same person,” Cyrus has said in the past of she, Liam and their hiatus. Now, “it feels like nothing changed except we grew up a lot,” she added back then. And, hey, one more thing may have also changed, if this report is accurate: Each star’s marital status! View Slideshow: Celebrity Couple Nicknames: RANKED!
Wait… there went the bride?!? Yes, according to a new report about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. NW Magazine, a publication that stems from the actor’s home nation of Australia, alleges that Miley and Liam actually exchanged vows six months ago. “It was a very intimate ceremony at their house in Malibu,” an insider tells the publication, staring that vows were exchanged in late April and adding: “I’m told only a handful of people were there and they’re still the only ones who know.” Well… not anymore! Miley and Liam don’t plan on going public with their status as Husband and Wife any time soon, so this report may go unverified for awhile. The singer and actor actually vacationed recently at Tybee Island in Georgia, which is where they filmed The Last Song way back in 2009. It was on this movie set that Hemsworth and Cyrus fell in love. The two got engaged after several months of dating, only to break up in 2013. They remained broken up for over a year, yet sources slowly started leaking after awhile that the pair had found their way back to each other. In January of 2016, meanwhile, Miley suddenly started wearing an engagement ring in public. Neither she nor Hemsworth confirmed that any question had been popped, however. Not that this has prevented several celebrity gossip outlets from claiming the couple had quietly gone off and gotten married . This is really just the latest example of a tabloid announcing on its own that a wedding has taken place. It is true, however, that Cyrus and Hemsworth are now fully out on the open. For awhile there, the stars barely walked any red carpets together and refrained from even sharing Instagram pictures of each other. But that changed many months ago. Now, Miley and Liam frequently act all goofy on social media and even discuss their sex lives with talk show hosts ! “It’s good for people to have that space to grow individually. Otherwise, when you’re with someone from 16 until 24, you grow into the same person,” Cyrus has said in the past of she, Liam and their hiatus. Now, “it feels like nothing changed except we grew up a lot,” she added back then. And, hey, one more thing may have also changed, if this report is accurate: Each star’s marital status! View Slideshow: Celebrity Couple Nicknames: RANKED!
Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account… She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it.. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brooks Laich plays professional hockey for a living. But the athlete just made his most impressive score to date, very far away from the ice… … by marrying Julianne Hough! In romantic news broken by People Magazine, Laich and the Dancing with the Stars veteran exchanged vows in front of approximately 200 guests on Saturday afternoon. The intimate affair was held outside near Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. And Hough sounds pretty darn psyched about it. “I don’t think I ever really necessarily dreamed about my wedding as a kid,” Hough told the aforementioned publication, adding: “But I know I will always cherish and remember it for the rest of my life.” Hough reportedly donned a Custom Marchesa gown for her big day, along with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. She was given away by her dad. In keeping with his name, meanwhile, Brooks suited up in a Brooks Brothers tuxedo. You can visit the official People Magazine website for photos of the newlyweds in their wedding attire. As for close friends and family members? These guests sat on wooden pews for the outdoor ceremony; they were surrounded by roses and tulips with flower boxes filled with billowing blooms, wild grasses and seasonal foliage. “It was really important to me that we had our ceremony outdoors,” explained Laich. “Julianne and I are very adventurous and free and wanted the setting to be in nature.” Among the famous names on hand to help the stars celebrate were Derek Hough, Aaron Paul, Mark Ballas and Nina Dobrev. Hough and Laich’s Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, Lexi and Harley, even sported flowered collars for the ceremony and served as ring bearers. How adorable!!!!!! Hough and Laich announced their engagement in August 2015 after dating for about a year and a half. “We are overwhelmed with joy and excitement to share with you our recent engagement! #fiancé #love,” Hough wrote as a caption to an image of her in her man’s arms (below). She later told E! News: “When I met him it was kind of like, Yeah, I knew and I think he knew too. We kind of knew it was going to happen.” The question now, of course, is whether wedding night sex happened between the couple. We wouldn’t usually pry in such a manner, but Hough may have been the most famous virgin alive over the past several years. She always said she was saving herself for marriage. And now she’s married! So we’re guessing she and Laich are pretty tired today. If you catch our drift! We send the bride and groom nothing but our very best wishes. CONGRATULATIONS!
If it looks like a cunt, and it smells like a cunt, then it must be a cunt, unless it’s an old sandwich you found in a dumpster outside the deli, in which case…it’s LUNCH…and I guess to some, mainly Emmy Rossum’s new husband…this is lunch too… She was a nothing actress, probably wokring as a waitress or sex worker, when shameless gave her work to be shameless, nude scenes on cable TV all day….and it took her to the next level in her career – reminding all sluts to be sluts and get half naked…it’s important… The post Emmy Rossum’s Married Cunt on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Great news for fans of Miranda Kerr, and for fans of love stories and happy endings everywhere! Yesterday Miranda married Evan Spiegel! She’d been friends with the Snapchat CEO for a while, but they began dating in 2015, two years after she divorced Orlando Bloom . They announced their engagement in July of last year, and now, they are husband and wife. It’s enough to make you swoon, right? But, if you’re not prone to swooning, you may need to wait to hear all the lovely details of the happy couple’s special day. According to a report from E! News, Miranda and Evan held the wedding at their home in Brentwood, California. A source says that “It was a small intimate wedding” with less than 50 guests, and that Miranda looked like a “natural princess.” It’s Miranda Kerr — we definitely believe it. “The vows were beautiful,” the source adds, claiming that both the bride and groom were crying during the ceremony, which reportedly lasted 20 minutes. After Miranda and Evan were named husband and wife, everyone cheered, because really, why wouldn’t you? Another of the lucky few guests reveals that prior to the wedding, cocktails were served while a pianist and a string quartet played songs like “When You Wish Upon a Star.” That guest also described the decorations as “rustic chic,” which makes sense for what had to have been one of the most glamorous backyard weddings in history. “Everything was done elegantly,” with a variety of white seating options and pale pink roses. But while the affair sounds just as classy as classy can be, we have to imagine it was also pretty adorable. After all, Miranda announced the engagement on Snapchat with a photo of her ring and a cartoon filter — they’re classy, but not stuffy . In fact, they’re so not stuff that there’s a good chance Orlando Bloom was on that extremely short guest list. They share a son, five-year-old Flynn, and they’ve proven themselves to be remarkably great at co-parenting. Not only that, but Orlando was photographed out and about with Miranda’s father the day before the wedding. Seems like things couldn’t be going better for Miranda, huh? Congrats to the brand new husband and wife!
Stop the presses and put an end to the speculation: Joy-Anna Duggar and Austin Forsyth are married. It’s finally true! And oh so exciting! For the past several days, fans of this reality star have been wondering whether or not she and her long-time acquaintance had tied the knot. There was chatter just a few days ago that Joy-Anna Duggar married Austin Forsyth last weekend in their native Arkansas. A top Duggar social media source, the Facebook page “Duggar Family News: Life Is Not all Pickles & Hairspray, fueled this speculation. Some sources reported that their wedding had, indeed, taken place, although we later learned this not the case after all. Now, however, we can state with certainty that the 19-year-old Joy and the 23-year-old Austin are wife and husband. Because they’ve confirmed it themselves! “We feel so happy and so excited,” the couple told People Magazine after getting married on Friday in a church full of family members and loved ones. The publication has even included a photo of Joy-Anna in her wedding dress for its exclusive article regarding the nuptials. Adds the bride of her big day and her new husband: “Leading up, it was so surreal until I was walking down the aisle and then I was like, ‘Oh my goodness, it’s actually here.’ “We are going to be traveling for our Honeymoon for awhile.” The young star got engaged just a few months after announcing their courtship on the special episode of Counting On: Jinger’s Wedding in November. This is typical protocol for members of the family, of course. Due to the very strict Duggar dating rules , they are barely allowed to do more than whisper in one another’s ears while dating. Heck, you can’t even hold hands until you’re engaged. Therefore, it makes sense they’d want to get married as soon as possible once they find someone they like a whole lot. In Joy-Anna and Austin’s case, the two were family friends for 15 years before entering into a courtship last fall. “It’s really special that I got to grow up with him and my family knows him really well,” Joy-Anna said of Austin back in February. Speaking on their shared history and relationship, the teenager acknowledged at the time that she’s relatively young to be engaged. At the same time, she’s witnessed successful relationships across the board when it comes to her gigantic family. “Watching my sisters go through that with their courtships sets a really good example,” she told People, adding: “I was able to ask them just a lot of questions and wisdom about what they did and didn’t do and then just making it special.” “Showing him how much I appreciate him, it’s been amazing.” Joy-Anna and Austin, meanwhile, recorded a video for TLC so soon after their nuptials that the former is still in her gown. (Hence the photo above). In this preview, the newlyweds tease the June 12 return of Counting On and make it clear that they’re totally psyched to be married. “Saying our vows and saying ‘I do’ and committing our lives to each other is so incredible,” the bride said, beaming with joy. “I am so blessed to be married to him.” And Austin agrees. “I’m just looking forward to getting to share my life, its good time and its challenges, with my best friend,” says in this same teaser. How do famous parent Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar feel about the bump in status for their daughter and official new son-in-law? Pretty darn good! “What an absolutely wonderful day our family will always treasure,” they wrote on Instagram last night. “As parents, we could not be more grateful for the godly woman Joy has become, and the loving husband she married! “We love you, Joy and Austin and are so happy for you both, as you embark on this exciting journey together!” View Slideshow: Counting On Season 4 Preview: What Can We Expect From the Duggars Now? The wedding itself, along with many other details of this relationship, will be featured on the June 12 premiere of TLC’s Counting On. And the Joy-Anna Duggar pregnancy talk can begin right now! This wedding comes after sister Jinger Duggar got hitched to Jeremy Vuolo in November 2016. And this ceremony followed in the marital footsteps of siblings Jill and Jessa Duggar to Derek Dillard in June 2014 and Ben Seewald in November 2014, respectively. Finally, guess what: Joseph Duggar and Kendra Caldwell got engaged at Joy-Anna’s reception! The 22-year-old popped the question to his 18-year-old fiancee! “We are super excited. It’s great to not be courting anymore, now we’re engaged!” the couple shared with People shortly afterward. We send our hearty congratulations to Joy-Anna and Austin … and to Joseph and Kendra too! Quite a weekend in Tontitown! View Slideshow: Joy-Anna Duggar: 13 Things to Know About Me!
AWKWARD ALERT! AWKWARD ALERT! AWKWARD ALERT! In the following rundown, we share stories of Facebook users who wrote something about their love life or romantic life… … only to be reminded that their ex-significant other was still their social media friend. Oops ! But also: LOL! Sorry, but you'd laugh at these examples, too, if you weren't the ones involved in them. 1. Hello?!? I’m your ex-wife. And I’m RIGHT HERE. 2. It Takes a Liar to Know a Liar Dammit. Can’t you just go away? 3. Worst Threesome EVER Hey now! Show some manners! Lay off the goatee! 4. Sledding on His Mattress? Can you please go into far more detail about that part of the story?!? 5. Back Away, Slowly, Dude You may have touched on a sensitive subject here. 6. A Little Grammer Can Go a Long Way It’s, like, too bad, that this person, found this out, the hard, way, don’t, you, agree? View Slideshow
It’s been so hard to keep up with all of the relationship shenanigans of Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran, but let’s try anyway, OK? Otherwise how would we be able to enjoy outrageously dumb and alarming updates like these new wedding rumors? So let’s see, Farrah began dating Simon sometime towards the end of 2014, and it’s been madness ever since. They’ve broken up, gotten back together, gotten into nasty fights, said awful things about each other on social media and to the press, cozied up to each other whenever they thought it could get them a bit of attention. It seems like the unhealthiest of relationships , but darn it, we can never look away. And if these new photos of the (un)happy couple are anything to go by, it seems like we may never have to. That’s Farrah and Simon looking mighty friendly … in an Indian bridal boutique. That’s “bridal” as in “bride,” as in “wedding” as in “oh no no no, these two can’t possibly be planning on getting married, right?!” Simon posted a series of photos from the boutique — they’re apparently filming for his Teen Mom OG spin-off web series, Being Simon. His followers were quick to assume that the photos were evidence of an upcoming wedding. Some comments were sweet, things about how Farrah looks nice in the outfits and how “Indian weddings are sooooo lit!” But most of them weren’t so kind. “You really want to spend the rest of your life with her?” one person asked. “Look how she treats her own mom !!! Girl has NO respect…” Another person told him “You just destroyed Indian culture with one pic.” Several people advised him to run, which, you know, is pretty good advice. It looks like Farrah’s daughter, Sophia, also got in on the fun — Farrah shared this photo featuring her in her own Indian fashions: Could that be a flower girl ensemble? If you feel like maybe this whole thing is just another publicity stunt, there’s one more concerning piece of evidence: the bridal boutique shared the photos of Farrah on their own page. And they used the hashtag “Indian bride.” It’s all pretty scary to think about, but Farrah herself has come forward to deny the rumors, telling In Touch that she just wanted to learn about Simon’s culture. In fact, she told the publication that she’s not dating Simon right now, or anyone else, for that matter. When she was asked if she thought that she and Simon would eventually settle down together, she said “No, I don’t really plan to.” “I paid for my own ring — I can just do it all on my own and marry myself, really. That would be the best honeymoon, the best life — it’ll be good!” Hey, whatever works, girl. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Well, there haven’t been any major celebrity deaths so far in 2017 (unless, for some reason, you consider American democracy to be a major celebrity). But that doesn’t mean this year is gonna let you off easy. In fact, you may want to sit down for this one, because there’s a good chance that we’re about to crush your dreams: Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson is officially off the market. Yes, just three months after we learned that Sugar Bear is engaged to Jennifer Lamb, it seems he and the lucky lady have tied the knot. Yes, Lamb married Bear in a ceremony presumably woodland ceremony presumably attended by Honey Boo Boo herself. We’d say the whole situation is sweet enough to give you diabetes, but we’re guessing most of the wedding party was diagnosed long ago. Thompson and Lamb wasted little time on courtship. The two got engaged just nine months after they met. Sugar Bear and Mama June broke up in early 2015, but made several public attempts to mend their relationship. In fact, it seems there was some overlap between Sugar Bear’s two relationships, which says a lot about … something. Either this can be viewed as an indictment of the quality of available men in rural Georgia, or a testament to SB’s sexual prowess. We’re not sure which option is more disturbing. Anyway, many fans (insofar as the disgraced Shannon-Thompson clan still has fans) are skeptical of the union, and for good reason: June and Sugar’s time on Marriage Boot Camp now looks like simply a cash grab, and they were never really working to save their relationship. Mama and Sugar began to have problems around the time the world learned that she cheated on him with the man who molested her daughter . Amazingly, however, June was the one who dumped Sugar Bear, after publicly accusing him of carrying on a number of gay affairs behind her back. Interestingly, the news of Thompson and Lamb’s marriage comes the same day that we learned about June’s return to television. This time, she’ll star on a series about her physical transformation. Yes, we’re serious. Check out the trailer for it below … June Shannon Returns to TV: First Look! Is June’s latest attempt to rebuild her public (and physical) image motivated by her ex’s marriage to someone else, and so soon? We don’t know, but Lamb should probably keep her guard up. We don’t want to be pessimistic, but we hope the new Mrs. Bear is smarter than the average bear … which we realize isn’t likely. Put another way, here’s hoping she has the instinct to realize what kind of territory she just wandered into before it’s too late.
