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J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size… Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

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J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

Sylvie van der Vaart in Lingerie on the Runway of the Day

Sylvie van der Vaart is some old dutch model who has been fucking the same professional soccer player since 2003 and who is probably less of a model and more of a WAG or football wife in terms of why she is famous….you know cuz “Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003″ probably wouldn’ t last 9 years without being attached to someone a little more important, since Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003 is barely a fucking accomplishment….and in the grand scheme of things just doesn’t matter… What does matter is that she survived Breast Cancer, and is now back to modeling what I can only assume is charity events to support saving titties, a cause I support and love, cuz the idea of a disease robbing our women of their breasts is an attack on our freedom…. What also matters is that she beat the cancer and is modeling in her underwear, rocking her possibly new nippleless cancer free tits….lookin’ pretty hot for a 34 year old…. Here is some Video…..

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Sylvie van der Vaart in Lingerie on the Runway of the Day

Adrien Brody and Lara Lieto Awkward Yacht Shower of the Day

Adrien Brody posed for a pretty ridiculous looking picture of him and his girlfriend showering on a yacht in a position that would imply that homie is what I assume all actors are…a bottom. You see anyone who spends as much time as an actor does in front of the mirror, practicing lines, in order to play make-belief for a lot of fucking money, is probably someone who is either insecure as fuck, or in love with themselves, and that’s not to say that’s a homosexual personality trait, but I feel real men would be more into working construction or as business leaders or bartenders to lure in pussy… yes I am implying gay people aren’t real men, just for the sake of argument, But I guess what it comes down to is that even if he only gets off to her fucking him from behind with a massive strap on, while he assumes this position he seems all too comfortable with, he’s still getting hotter pussy than you, cuz until she’s got a dick…even if all he makes her do to him is rich person weird homo games…she’s still a hot bitch…who I don’t mind watching take her man from behind during a yacht shower….I’m perverted like that… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adrien Brody and Lara Lieto Awkward Yacht Shower of the Day