Sweet Blaxican love Last night the Seattle Seahawks scored a hard-fought victory over Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos. After celebrating with teammates, cornerback Deshawn Shead lead his girlfriend Jessica Martinez to mid field, dropped to one knee, opened a ring box (HE WENT TO JARED!), and posed “the big question”. Congratulations to the happy couple, flip it over to see more pics of Jessica, Deshawn, and the celebratory shenanigans. Images via Instagram/Facebook/Twitter
Do you want to know what I think about Emma Stone? Either do I. My opinion doesn’t matter. No one cares about whether I think she’s overrated or has an annoying mouth or that she doesn’t deserve any of the success she’s seen because I know so many more average looking girls who look better than this average looking girl. I just assume she was thrown down some nerd throat and as nerds do, they obsess over things, thanks to their autism, and in obsessing over things, end up staging weddings with cardboard cutouts or robots they made in their shed that look like their own Emma Stone… I also think her skinny legs, despite loving skinny legs, are a little too transparent and even discgusting…and that’s why I decided to dedicate a post to them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger, the guy from Nickelback, are reportedly headed for divorce. The couple married in 2013. So what’s going on? According to insiders, Chad “has been going around L.A. and telling people that they’re divorcing .” He is? Who does he tell this to, exactly, and in what context? It’s unclear, but the rumor was also fueled by the fact that Avril Lavigne deleted a tweet referencing the giant 17 carat ring she got from Chad a few months ago. He gifted her a big ass rock for the couple’s one-year wedding anniversary, after which she wrote, “I still can’t believe my 1 year anniversary gift.” “17 carat emerald cut. Wow. I love my hubby.” Maybe she just came around to finally believing the one-year anniversary gift, or doesn’t want to remind potential muggers that she wears that thing. That or she no longer loves her hubby. OMG. Moreover, an alleged friend of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger reportedly said, “Chad is just a complete jerk in the way he talks to her, and the way he talks in general.” Nickelback haters are loving this right now. A third source cited by celebrity gossip magazine Us notes that despite all of this alleged evidence, “there’s no concrete timeline for divorce right now.” Well, that settles that … not. Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm.
Jameis Winston has been suspended by Florida State University. For being a total moron, basically. The Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback will sit out the first half of this Saturday’s game against Clemson after he stood on a table in the student union and shouted: “F-ck her right in the pus-y!” The obscenity, which has grown into a viral trend in which idiots people heckle reporters with it during a live shot, was heard by a number of students, many of whom brought it to the administration’s attention via Twitter. “You can’t make certain statements that are derogatory or inflammatory to any person, race or gender. You have to understand that. You have to be very intelligent about what you say, [because] it matters,” said Head Coach Jimbo Fisher in announcing Winston’s punishment. Winston was accused in the past of raping a student, though no charges were filed against the star. He was also convicted of stealing crab legs earlier this year and, in 2013, he had the cops called on him for allegedly stealing soda from a Burger King. Sadly, he should fit right in to the NFL, where Adrian Peterson has been charged with child abuse and Ray Rice knocked his fiancee out cold inside an elevator. In a press conference this afternoon, Winston issued an apology to his coaches, school and teammates and called his actions “selfish, adding: “That’s not how you do things around here.” 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
Jameis Winston has been suspended by Florida State University. For being a total moron, basically. The Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback will sit out the first half of this Saturday’s game against Clemson after he stood on a table in the student union and shouted: “F-ck her right in the pus-y!” The obscenity, which has grown into a viral trend in which idiots people heckle reporters with it during a live shot, was heard by a number of students, many of whom brought it to the administration’s attention via Twitter. “You can’t make certain statements that are derogatory or inflammatory to any person, race or gender. You have to understand that. You have to be very intelligent about what you say, [because] it matters,” said Head Coach Jimbo Fisher in announcing Winston’s punishment. Winston was accused in the past of raping a student, though no charges were filed against the star. He was also convicted of stealing crab legs earlier this year and, in 2013, he had the cops called on him for allegedly stealing soda from a Burger King. Sadly, he should fit right in to the NFL, where Adrian Peterson has been charged with child abuse and Ray Rice knocked his fiancee out cold inside an elevator. In a press conference this afternoon, Winston issued an apology to his coaches, school and teammates and called his actions “selfish, adding: “That’s not how you do things around here.” 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
Scary … Unresponsive Plane Flying Over The Atlantic Ocean A small aircraft is currently being trailed after its pilot became unresponsive. The North American Aerospace Defense Command or NORAD initially sent out two American fighter jets to track the plane but now that it’s in Cuban airspace, a Cuban fighter jet is monitoring its activity. CNN reports : A Cuban fighter jet Friday was trailing a small aircraft that was unresponsive over the Atlantic Ocean and flying over Cuban airspace, NORAD said. The U.S. military launched a pair of jet fighters to trail the aircraft, but the U.S. planes broke off before reaching Cuban airspace 12 miles off the island’s coast, NORAD said. The plane was cruising at about 25,000 feet. Ted Soliday, executive director of the Naples, Florida, airport, where the plane was headed, told CNN that he did not know how many people are on board the six-seat aircraft. It’s believed the plane could be running out of fuel. “Once it gets up that high, it can cruise at good speed with low fuel use,” he said. “Five hours is a long time for that airplane.” Two F-15s had been flying with the plane east of Florida. The windows, according to a NORAD spokesman, were frosted and it was unknown how much fuel was left. NORAD was in touch with Cuban authorities via the U.S. Coast Guard. The U.S. military jets will not enter Cuban airspace, a NORAD spokesman said. The Socata TBM-700 light business and utility aircraft departed from Rochester, New York, with a flight plan to land in Naples, NORAD said. Some fear that the occupants onboard are unconscious due to hypoxia; an inadequate amount of oxygen. SMH…this is so sad, that plane’s eventually going to run out of gas… Wikipedia
I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.
Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things… That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.
