Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things… That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.
Margot Robbie is the Australian, a people know for their class and grace, especially when drunk at a bar while backpacking Europe or wherever the fuck they backpack and get drunk, because as Australians, they are almost always drunk, and least when I’ve interracted with them, but that is probably because I am always drunk… Doesn’t matter, what matters is how she wears her shorts now that she’s found fame, thanks to her nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street… HERE Short shorts are everywhere, we are used to them, but sometimes, when on a bent over girl, jacked up the right way, they are better than all the other short shorts…I guess not all short shorts jacked up vaginas are created equally….especially when you’ve seen the short shorts I’ve seen jacked up vaginas in the last few days…for some reason they’ve involved a lot of girls who’s thighs rub so hard together, the shorts look more like a skirt…skin everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
As much as I hate lingerie campaign pictures because I find them fucking boring…every once in a while I get semi impressed…I mean impressed isn’t really the right word…but I am so jaded when it comes to this shit…I’ve been doing it for 30,000 fucking posts…over 10 years…it’s like eventually all the girls, all the photographers, all the brands, all the concepts all blend into one giant pile of irrelevant bullshit that doesn’t matter in the overall picture of the state of the world. It’s not newsworthy, it doesn’t affect our lives, it’s just some nonsense to help sell some other assholes panties for a lot of money… But today, this Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t know I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some company called Triumph, that hired a Vogue photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth, who is knows for being fucking awesome at taking semi erotic fashion pics, brought a fucking win… It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte on her face as she rides me like a Mechanical bull… She’s good.
As much as I hate lingerie campaign pictures because I find them fucking boring…every once in a while I get semi impressed…I mean impressed isn’t really the right word…but I am so jaded when it comes to this shit…I’ve been doing it for 30,000 fucking posts…over 10 years…it’s like eventually all the girls, all the photographers, all the brands, all the concepts all blend into one giant pile of irrelevant bullshit that doesn’t matter in the overall picture of the state of the world. It’s not newsworthy, it doesn’t affect our lives, it’s just some nonsense to help sell some other assholes panties for a lot of money… But today, this Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t know I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some company called Triumph, that hired a Vogue photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth, who is knows for being fucking awesome at taking semi erotic fashion pics, brought a fucking win… It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte on her face as she rides me like a Mechanical bull… She’s good.
If you’re not sitting down, you may want to do so before we break this shocking news: Rihanna loves weed . We know it changes everything you thought you knew about the squeaky-clean songbird responsible for such family friendly jams as “S&M” and “Pour It Up,” but it’s true. She even posted video evidence online over the weekend: Rihanna Pot Smoking Video Yes, while the rest of us were sucking down beers at lame backyard barbecues, RiRi celebrated Labor Day by laboring to roll a bunch of blunts on a yacht, which we’re assuming is pretty challenging. But while it may have been a holiday weekend, Rihanna certainly doesn’t need a special occasion to get blazed: She smokes weed watching the World Cup . She smokes so that we’ll #LegalizeIt . Hell, she’s probably figured out a way to smoke in her sleep. In fact, we’re pretty sure the only reason RiRi and Chris Brown stayed together for as long as they did was because he’s the only dude alive who can keep up with her 10-blunt-a-day habit. So if you can learn anything from Breezy’s awfulness it’s that not all potheads are peace-loving pacifists. Check out our gallery of the top celebrity stoners in the gallery below. 20 Celebrities Who Love Weed 1. Snoop Dogg “You knowz mofo be rollin’ up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin’ fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf–kin’ now.” Uhhh, what Snoop said.
#454196824 / gettyimages.com 10 – Lena Dunham is a celebrated TV personality, when looking at Lena Dunham, you’d probably wonder how that happened, basically discounting the entire Emmy awards and TV industry as a fucking scam, sham, based on who you fucking know, because anyone with eyes knows…there’s no room for this kind of monster in the media…it’s a vain world we live in, and this should have been taken out back and shot like the monster it is, back when it crawled out of the mother’s womb…so that no one would notice it missing…..She’s the fucking worst. #454196600 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 9 – Adam Levine and his Beard the Victoria’s Secret Model, or as I like to call her the girl his rich kid ass can pay enough to tolerate him, since no one can tolerate him. #454196564 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 8- Angie Harmon was Testing Out her Botox to See if Gravity or Botox Will Win.. #454196466 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui #454195872 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 6- Kaley Cuoco in a Bow Tie Because She’s Already Won – with her 100 million dollar deal….who cares about an Emmy #454195456 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 5- January Jones Left Her Bastard Ashton Kutcher Baby at Home to Make an Appearance, because single mothers with billionaire baby daddy’s… #454195004 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 4- Melissa McCarthy Brought the Diabetes #454194704 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 3- Sarah Silverman Won an Emmy Because She’s a Serious Actress now – who unfortunately gets naked…because that’s all it takes to be a serious actress. #454194430 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 2- Sofia Vergara Took Advantage of the Cameras…because she loves the fucking cameras…and turns it on for the cameras…because the cameras are the reason she did all that whoring…they were the light at the end of her single immigrant mother hustle…and they are here now…so pose…together they’ve made it… #454193982 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 1- Alexandra Daddario Showed Off Her Tits. The Internet Went Nuts – Now She is Relevant… #454193764 / gettyimages.com #454193760 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP
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They’re just going to have to replace the entire cast at this rate… Whoopi Goldberg Looking To Leave ‘The View’ Never one to mince words or share even the most unpopular of opinions , Whoopi Goldberg has been a near-perfect fit for The View for over a decade. But now, according to RadarOnline , she feels boxed in by the program and wants out: Even though Whoopi Goldberg just signed a four-year contract as a co-host on ABC’s The View, a source tells The National ENQUIRER that Goldberg wants out! “Whoopi regrets roping herself in like that and is trying to figure a way out,” said a source close to Goldberg. “She wants to do other projects and feels network honchos are holding her back.” According to one report, Goldberg dissed The View’s executive producer and founder Barbara Walters, who retired in May, following a screening of potential replacements. Goldberg allegedly snapped, “I’ve been working with a cranky 85-year-old woman who’s been mad about everything for 2 years, and I need a break,” referring to Walters. After co-hosts Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd were forced out, and it was announced recently that controversial host Rosie O’Donnell will return, Goldberg doesn’t trust anyone that’s left on the hit show. “Whoopi will miss working with Sherri Shepherd, whom she mentored,” the source told The ENQUIRER. Well everyone she could possibly need a real break from — Barbara Walters, Sherri Shepherd, Jenny McArthy — are all gone now. Seems like she could steer the show’s direction with the new people coming in. What do you think? Should she stay?
Because anything a Black man does with his hands MUST mean he’s a criminal. SMH. Capt. Ron Johnson’s Kappa Gesture Mistaken As Gang Sign By Media We’re sure the idea of a group of Black men congregating with any common purpose is a terrifying idea for a lot of Americans, however there is a distinct difference between violent street gangs and Black Greek-letter organizations . Somehow, mainstream media immediately assumed the Black chief of police must be a member of the former when he made gestures with his hands that they simply didn’t recognize. Via Salon : Since taking the reins of the security detail in Ferguson, Missouri, following the killing of a young, black resident, Michael Brown, by a white police officer, Darren Wilson, veteran Missouri Highway Patrol Capt. Ron Johnson has made his presence felt. He has marched with protesters, fielded tough questions from the national media and community, and delivered eloquent speeches. What he has not done is throw up gang signs. Reported this morning (and poignantly debunked as false) in the Washington Post, Capt. Johnson was accused of flashing gang signs when posing for photos. In the images, which are still circulating on Twitter, the captain poses with a few residents and protest attendees and arranges his fingers in a very deliberate, calculated manner: three fingers up, his index and thumb pinched together. However, as the Washington Post’s Soraya Nadia McDonald points out, such a hand sign actually represents his college fraternity, of which Mr. Johnson is a member: Capt. Johnson is a member of Kappa Alpha Psi, a black fraternity that was formed in 1911 at Indiana University in Bloomington, and the hand sign you see in the pictures below is a Kappa greeting. The Kappas are part of the Divine Nine or the National Pan-Hellenic Council, the nine historically black fraternities and sororities that include Delta Sigma Theta, Alpha Kappa Alpha, Alpha Phi Alpha, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Zeta Phi Beta, Sigma Gamma Rho and Iota Phi Theta, none of which are gangs. A CNN iReport post apparently helped spread this erroneous rumor, though, as the Post points out, CNN’s post seems to have been taken down. So most of these media outlets want more information before “snapping to a judgement” on what happened surrounding the brutal killing of an unarmed teen…but have no issue with automatically assuming and nationally reporting that the Black police chief is a proud gang member without any verification. Got it.
No wonder they don’t want cell phones and cameras around… Missouri Officer Suspended After Threatening To Kill Peaceful Protester SMH. If this is the kind of footage rolling in with photos and recording on such restriction , imagine what isn’t being caught on film in Ferguson each day… Peep the video here: And another protester’s perspective here: Via MailOnline : An unnamed police officer from St. Ann, Missouri, has been relieved of duty and suspended indefinitely after he was caught on camera pointing an assault rifle at a protester, in Ferguson, on Tuesday night. The officer was supposed to part of the effort to keep peace, but instead two separate videos uploaded to YouTube on Wednesday show him pointing a semi-automatic assault rifle at protestors and shouting: ‘I will f****** kill you.’ The incident happened just before midnight on Tuesday during the latest of several protests that have followed the August 9 shooting death of 18-year-old Michael Brown by a Ferguson police officer. On the video, a man is heard saying, ‘Oh my God! Gun raised!’ as the officer approaches. The identity of the man who shot the video is not known. ‘My hands are up, bro! My hands are up!’ the man said. The officer walks near the man with his gun pointed and appears to say, ‘I will f****** kill you.’ Another protestor then asks the officer to identify himself. ‘What’s your name, sir?’ he asks. ‘Go f*** yourself,’ the officer replies. In another video, protestors can be heard shouting at the officer to lower his weapon. St. Louis County police spokesman Brian Schellman said a county police sergeant took immediate action, telling the officer to lower the weapon and escorting him from the area. The officer was suspended indefinitely on Wednesday afternoon. ‘A St. Ann Police Officer pointed a semi-automatic assault rifle at a peaceful protestor after a verbal exchange. ‘It was at this time a St. Louis County Police Sergeant walked over and immediately took action, forcing the officer to lower the weapon, and escorting him away from the area,’ said a statement from the county police department. ‘The unified command strongly feel these actions are inappropriate, and not indicative of the officers who have worked daily, to keep the peace.’ At lease Officer Go-Fawk-Yourself was taken off duty…so we’re told. But how many more are on the grounds like him? These cops are getting drunk with power and seem to feel that they ARE the law rather than the protectors/enforcers of it.
