Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are floating around the internet, not like they are anything you haven’t already seen before. She’s a bikini model who is still making huge money, but is also still past her prime, meaning that there are decades of bikini archive photos of her prior to these…more importantly, those pictures were probably better shot, and most importantly, pre-pregnancy…worth jerking off to even… But the paparazzi ones of her with her kids frolicking around, even bent over enough for us to see her mound in white bikini bottoms that if wet, could be show us the window to her soul, a window that has severely been tampered with and broken into…is really only good for really lonely people who crave a wife and family…but never will have one…because they are jerking off to family vacation pics…and that’s fucking weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Click Here
Kesha posted this “bare” breast picture of her tits before the VMAs, because I guess she’s feeling better about herself than when she was the sloppy drug addict a few months ago. I guess rehab saved her sex appeal, not that she ever had any sex appeal..I just ARCHIVES OF HER POSTS and she’s been pretty consistently low level… But if she could take one thing from Katy Perry, tor as she likes to call her, her BFF who gave her a record deal to shut her up when all she did was whine about Katy’s success, it’s that you gotta show off them hipster raver club tit scenester tits…people like that. Here are a few more pics from her instagram:
#454196824 / gettyimages.com 10 – Lena Dunham is a celebrated TV personality, when looking at Lena Dunham, you’d probably wonder how that happened, basically discounting the entire Emmy awards and TV industry as a fucking scam, sham, based on who you fucking know, because anyone with eyes knows…there’s no room for this kind of monster in the media…it’s a vain world we live in, and this should have been taken out back and shot like the monster it is, back when it crawled out of the mother’s womb…so that no one would notice it missing…..She’s the fucking worst. #454196600 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 9 – Adam Levine and his Beard the Victoria’s Secret Model, or as I like to call her the girl his rich kid ass can pay enough to tolerate him, since no one can tolerate him. #454196564 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 8- Angie Harmon was Testing Out her Botox to See if Gravity or Botox Will Win.. #454196466 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui #454195872 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 6- Kaley Cuoco in a Bow Tie Because She’s Already Won – with her 100 million dollar deal….who cares about an Emmy #454195456 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 5- January Jones Left Her Bastard Ashton Kutcher Baby at Home to Make an Appearance, because single mothers with billionaire baby daddy’s… #454195004 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 4- Melissa McCarthy Brought the Diabetes #454194704 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 3- Sarah Silverman Won an Emmy Because She’s a Serious Actress now – who unfortunately gets naked…because that’s all it takes to be a serious actress. #454194430 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 2- Sofia Vergara Took Advantage of the Cameras…because she loves the fucking cameras…and turns it on for the cameras…because the cameras are the reason she did all that whoring…they were the light at the end of her single immigrant mother hustle…and they are here now…so pose…together they’ve made it… #454193982 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 1- Alexandra Daddario Showed Off Her Tits. The Internet Went Nuts – Now She is Relevant… #454193764 / gettyimages.com #454193760 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP
It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…
Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them… Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other… Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s… Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair… Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus Christina Milian Cleavage Jojo by the Fire Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring… None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….
Modeled by ALCMAC614 Don’t forget to stepSHIRT into the future….it is better to stepSHIRT than to stepSHART….stepSHIRTS may be made for guys….but are far hotter on Girls….Get up on the movement….you clowns…. Modeled by ALCMAC614
The new Harlem Shake is the champagne facial and I decided to compile a list of the top 7 or 8 but only found 5 cuz I guess it isn’t the next Harlem Shake…but with my influential touch on the world…it will be….you’re welcome Champagne facial…I just made you famous…. That said – number 5 is the best one…. 5 – The Different Types of Champagne Facials….So Dirty…. 4 -Some Girl On Set….. not getting a facial….but I’m counting it…. 3 – Some Amateur Girl Named Kirill Getting Down in a hard to See Champagne Facial 2 – Hayden Panettiere Getting a Champagne Facial for some Show….which is better than her not getting a champagne facial….for the celebrity factor… 1 – Amazing Bottle Suckin’ Amateur
The Harlem Shake videos are taking over the internet…and since I am on the internet all day…I figured I’d compile the top 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos featuring bikinis….that I like to also call the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos with bikinis I could find…. 7 – The Girls Gone Wild Hotel Party GirlsGoneWild is still here….and they are doing hotel parties a little different than their infomercial past….they are doing it with the harlem shake…. 6 – The Czech Fitness Girl…. I mean this stripper who gives fitness tips with her stripper body that is no longer stripping because it found youtube…can Harlem Shake too…. 5- The College Coeds- This reminds me of a group of party girl college kids…and I like it…because I never leave the house or go to college parties…but should…it’s all about Yellow bikini in the back. 4- The Sweatshop This reminds me of some asian factory or sweatshop where people are exploited for 2 dollars an hour or less to make you your designer clothes version…..you know the factory foreman gets all the blowjobs 3- The Photoshoot Here’s a bunch of Playboy girls on set doing the harlem shake….you know when not exploiting their bodies for money and low level fame…. 2- The hipster Apartment I don’t know if this is really a hipster apartment, but it is a shitty fucking apartment….making me wonder why girls would even be hanging with these dudes..but then I am reminded…it’s cool to be poor. 1- The Boat Crash I am just a sick fuck and this boat accident footage always makes me laugh…and always wins in top 10 video lists…cuz it is so ridiculous….I like the mask / helmet the edited on her…amazing Ultimate Numnber 1 – Girl Who Thinks She’s a Cat of the DAy Here’s a girl in her bikini screaming “Drew” on repeat….and I think this video is the best thing to happen…..especially when she stops screaming her friends name…and starts singing about being tall and skinny and her waist and titties…..all out of breath before doing the Harlem Shake.
