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Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing. You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie. Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice… If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero. Here are the pics…

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Uma Thurman Swimsuit Pictures Could Use A Lot Of Work

Sorry, I know that these pictures of Uma Thurman in a swimsuit should probably come with a Surgeon General’s warning or something: caution, viewing could be hazardous to your boner. So in case of accidental contact with your eyes, just flush them out with pictures of Victoria’s Secret models in lingerie. You’ll feel better in no time. Photos: Fameflynet

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Uma Thurman Swimsuit Pictures Could Use A Lot Of Work

Sorry, I know that these pictures of Uma Thurman in a swimsuit should probably come with a Surgeon General’s warning or something: caution, viewing could be hazardous to your boner. So in case of accidental contact with your eyes, just flush them out with pictures of Victoria’s Secret models in lingerie. You’ll feel better in no time. Photos: Fameflynet

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Alyssa Miller For Manor Swimwear of the Day

Alyssa Miller is 24. She’s and SI model. In fact, her Rookie year in SI was in 2011 along side fatty Kate Upton…who as we know has gone on to achieve greatness, at least for a fat chick, in both her ability to eat an entire pig at a Texas BBQ, but also wash it down with a couple of Pies, at least that’s what her weird looking’ body tells me…a weird looking body that has made the cover of SI a bunch of times because she’s marketable and the people like her, while substantially hotter models, like Alyssa Miller, have taken the backseat and are forced to run shitty campaigns for shitty bathing suit companies…probably asking themselves every time they see a Kate Upton pic “WTF…How?…Why?”…leading to some insecurity regarding inadequacies the people have told her she had…making her a good candidate to WIFE….I dig it.

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Alyssa Miller For Manor Swimwear of the Day

Alyssa Miller For Manor Swimwear of the Day

Alyssa Miller is 24. She’s and SI model. In fact, her Rookie year in SI was in 2011 along side fatty Kate Upton…who as we know has gone on to achieve greatness, at least for a fat chick, in both her ability to eat an entire pig at a Texas BBQ, but also wash it down with a couple of Pies, at least that’s what her weird looking’ body tells me…a weird looking body that has made the cover of SI a bunch of times because she’s marketable and the people like her, while substantially hotter models, like Alyssa Miller, have taken the backseat and are forced to run shitty campaigns for shitty bathing suit companies…probably asking themselves every time they see a Kate Upton pic “WTF…How?…Why?”…leading to some insecurity regarding inadequacies the people have told her she had…making her a good candidate to WIFE….I dig it.

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It’s Never Too Late For Paula Labaredas’ Goodness For The 4th Of July

Here’s super hot model Paula Labaredas doing what looks like a July 4th-themed photoshoot. And since it’s currently July 11th, either I’m late to the party or Paula is. But with a booty that amazing, who really cares? Maybe she just loves the American flag. Either way, I’m feeling the sudden urge to shoot off a few pants fireworks. Photos: WENN.com

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Erin Heatherton Works It For Victoria’s Secret

I know it’s hard keeping up with all the lingerie hotness we’re constantly getting from Victoria’s Secret, like these latest shots from Erin Heatherton . So take it from me, it’s important to pace yourself. I recommend drinking plenty of fluids and taking regular breaks. You also might want to wear loose-fitting clothing to avoid stretching them out. Why do you think I wear sweatpants to work? It’s not just for fashion, they’re functional too. » view all 38 photos

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Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day

Nimue Smit is a Dutch fashion model with a silly name, as most Dutch fashion models do… She’s 21 and she’s naked in something called EXIT, that I am going to assume is a magazine, and not a reference point of her asshole…because everyone knows, especially models who don’t eat very much, that the asshole is the best form of birth control while sleeping your way to the top, it avoids condoms that are uncomfortable, and pills that fuck with your hormones that could make you gain 10 pounds you can’t afford to gain cuz your career depends on it… You know since period repression through starvation is not ass full proof as anal.. Either way, I’ve never heard of her, she’s naked for fashion and lovely, so now I have…

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Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck… Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy… I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me… She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

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