Sarah Harding is some British girl from Girls Aloud some fabricated bullshit pop band from the UK that you’ve never heard of because the UK has the most fabricated pop bands per capita than any other country….but more importantly, because Girls Aloud is a 90s band…at least based on her face…and her level of panty flashing trying to get as much attention as possible…flashing her panties that are probably part of the dress but that we’ll pretend is something more scandalous…because it makes her more interesting on the internet…. These should be pussy flashes…
I’m not exactly sure why Rosie Jones did this stars and stripes-themed photoshoot for Nuts , considering July 4th was over 4 months ago, but hey, I’m not complaining. Who would’ve known that a busty British hottie could make me feel this patriotic? You can feel patriotism in your pants region, right? I never paid much attention in civics class in high school. » view all 13 photos
Every woman has that memory of their first period. Some are funny, some are average, all have an element of fear mixed with a bit of pride. The people over at Hello, Flo ? They seem to have captured that feeling amazingly with this promo for their new service to help you get prepared. Check out “Camp Gyno” below! Camp Gyno – HelloFlo Don’t think this is just for first-timers. Oh no ladies. We can all get in on the fun as well! With a variety of care packages, from light to heavy, you can set up a monthly shipment just for you. Seriously. Tampons, pads, and candy… it really is like Christmas every month.
If Teresa Giudice is looking for sympathy these days, she may wanna look someplace other than in the heart of a former member of the Bravo family. With Giudice and her husband facing 39 counts of fraud and up to five decades in jail, Bethenny Frankel was asked yesterday about Teresa’s legal plight. “I haven’t paid that much attention,” Frankel said at the Television Critics Association summer press tour. “Do I feel sorry for them? No, I don’t. Not so much, because it broke the law. You broke the law and you went on television. That’s not really that smart.” Frankel is going through an ugly divorce from Jason Hoppy , however. And because the estranged couple has a young daughter, the talk show maven and successful entrepreneur does feel for Teresa and Joe Giudice’s four children. “Their kids didn’t sign up for this,” she said. The Giudices are the parents to Gia, 12, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 7, and Audriana, 3. They are due in court against on August 14 and Joe Giudice – technically an Italian citizen – could be deported if he’s found guilty on certain charges. Teresa is doing her best to remain calm in the face of such a possibility. Teresa Giudice Spinoff Ideas: On Hold
When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck. It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is… You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF CAMERON DIAZ AND KATE UPTON ON SET FOLLOW THIS LINK
Camila Morais is some Brazilian model and here she is in Catalog pics wearing some bikinis and lingerie….and if you’re like me…you fucking hate catalog shoots and can’t figure out why the fuck I am posting this garbage….then you realize…it’s cuz of the bikini model from Brazil named Camila Morais in the pictures…that bitch could make me do anything I hate…even let her fist me if she approached it from the right angle…while wearing a bikini…she’s just that much better than what I am used to fucking, that I am easily manipulated by her.
I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene…. I understood that nerds felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up like she was one of them…putting her in comic book movies… I just thought was lacking on all fronts… But Martin Scorcese, a genius filmmaker, used a little movie magic and made her look hot as fuck in this Wolf of Wall Street movie…. It’s like her weird mouth /face doesn’t bother me at all, I’m too busy wanting to fuck her. Here’s the trailer…
When it comes to busty British hotties, Holly Peers may not get as much attention as models like Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell , but there’s no doubt that those funbags of hers can stack up with anybody’s. In fact, I’d like to see Holly and Lucy and Keeley and all the rest of the British models get together and have a good old fashioned measuring contest. I don’t care who wins, I’d just like to see it. » view all 13 photos
When it comes to busty British hotties, Holly Peers may not get as much attention as models like Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell , but there’s no doubt that those funbags of hers can stack up with anybody’s. In fact, I’d like to see Holly and Lucy and Keeley and all the rest of the British models get together and have a good old fashioned measuring contest. I don’t care who wins, I’d just like to see it. » view all 13 photos
McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country…. She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it…. You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters…. But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does
