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Kim Kardashian’s ‘Jam’ Video Leaks Online

Leaked portion finds newly married reality star flaunting her famous assets. By Gil Kaufman Kim Kardashian Photo: Getty Images There are a few things Kim Kardashian is known for: her near-ubiquitous reality TV presence, her recent lavish wedding to basketball player Kris Humphries … and for the rest, you just need to watch the first 54 seconds of the upcoming video for her debut single, “Jam (Turn It Up).” The opening of the Hype Williams-directed clip showed up on Perez Hilton’s site on Monday, and it’s pretty much what you might expect. The first image you see is Kardashian lying on the floor covered in sweat, or oil, as her name scrolls by in giant pink neon letters that fill the frame. Once the thumping disco beat produced by The-Dream kicks in, we are treated to an up-close-and-personal shot of the other thing Kardashian is best known for: her rear. As she crawls across the wet floor, the camera zooms in on Kardashian’s assets, sheathed in barely-there pink leather booty shorts. The beat keeps pumping as Kardashian slithers toward a giant spinning exhaust fan. Her face and hair dripping with greasy moisture, Kardashian mouths, “Turn me up, turn me up, turn me, turn me, turn me up,” while nearly subliminal still images of her tongue rolling over heavily made-up red lips pulse on the screen. And those are pretty much the only lyrics we hear, accompanied by more images of a dewy Kim K. rolling around on the floor and touching her hair. Near the end of the clip she explains, “I’m goin’ out tonight/ It’s going down/ Headed straight to the front of the line,” while conveniently rolling onto her back to give us a peek down her barely hanging-on dirty wifebeater to show off her other most famous lady parts. Kardashian debuted the song back in March on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, while also tweeting out some stills from the shoot, but she has not yet announced when her debut album will be released.

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So, Who Will Win Dancing with the Stars Tonight?

I’ll give co-host Brooke Burke credit for one thing: She was right to proclaim this season of Dancing with the Stars the most controversial yet on last night’s show. Going into tonight’s harrowing finale, Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, and Bristol Palin have ample reason to be both optimistic and really worried. But who’s going to come out on top? We weigh the pros and cons for each remaining competitor and pick your eventual Dancing with the Stars champion. Click through for some knowledge.

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Gift Guide: Kelley Deal Makes a Heck of a Scarf

Kelley Deal has had an unpredictable couple of decades — she co-founded The Breeders (with her twin sister Kim), worked as a computer programmer, kicked heroin, helped develop a mathematical model for the Rand Corporation, and now she’s a successful craftsperson, selling hand-knitted scarves on the Web site Wire and Twine.

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Gift Guide: Soon To Be a Major Motion Picture by James Franco…

This fall The Adderall Diaries , Stephen Elliott’s brilliant, propulsive mixture of memoir, manifesto and true crime was released in paperback just as James Franco bought the film rights, promising to write, direct, and star in the film himself.

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Gift Guide: No Stocking is Truly Stuffed Without Growing Pains Trading Cards

What self-respecting aficionado of popular culture would not want his or her own box of Growing Pains trading cards? Yes, these exist. Quite by accident, I stumbled upon them at a flea market in Brooklyn — which is pretty much the only place you’re going to find something like this accidentally (the dealer had Willow and 90210 , too). Strangely, I felt compelled to spend four dollars for five packs of pure Seaver awesomeness. What exactly will you find inside? Hint: It’s awesome .

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Kim Kardashian: Kurved, Barbie-Like

Incredibly, as previously reported , there’s a magzaine titled Kurv in Australia.

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Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person… I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at. Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true

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Bar Refaeli Tits for the Jew Holiday of the Day

It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor. So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….

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Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

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